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They are definitely going to comment on Jeremy Irons role.
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Mar 25, 2016 05:08
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They should have done a double feature with Eragon for the true Jeremy Irons slumming it experience.
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Mar 25, 2016 05:22
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I anticipate at least one Ichiban: Lipstick for Men joke.
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Mar 25, 2016 05:39
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Looking at the cast on IMDB for this movie from the year 2000 it has Thora Birch (sure), Marlon Wayans (of course) and also a random Tom Baker cameo (what the poo poo).
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Mar 25, 2016 13:13
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GrandpaPants posted:They should have done a double feature with Eragon for the true Jeremy Irons slumming it experience.
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Mar 25, 2016 13:25
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Illinois Smith posted:Looking at the cast on IMDB for this movie from the year 2000 it has Thora Birch (sure), Marlon Wayans (of course) and also a random Tom Baker cameo (what the poo poo). Yup, I think he is an elf elder or something?
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Mar 25, 2016 13:33
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GrandpaPants posted:They should have done a double feature with Eragon for the true Jeremy Irons slumming it experience. Eragon is kind of the opposite of D&D because he is clearly the only actor who is trying to make something out of his character, instead of just sleepwalking or chewing the scenery.
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Mar 25, 2016 14:14
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Evil Mastermind posted:I kinda want then to do Eragon now, just because it really is a total Gary Stu bullshit fantasy movie. I can imagine Andrew getting utterly pissed at it. At least Eragon had the excuse of being written by a teenager. A homeschooled teenager who just happened to have family involved in the publishing industry.
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Mar 25, 2016 14:24
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One of the saddest things about Eragon is that the main focus of the book, the budding relationship between Eragon and Saphira as rider and dragon, where he finds her as a hatchling and raises her to adulthood, is completely glossed over. She hatches, flies into a storm, gets hit by lightning that turns her into an adult dragon, and the story continues like that isn't the dumbest thing anybody has ever seen. If the rest of the movie had even attempted to hide the bland Star Wars/ LOTR homage, it might have approached watchably mediocre. Instead, it's just
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Mar 25, 2016 14:51
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TetsuoTW posted:I'm a huge nerd and I've never once played D&D or anything like it, unless D&D videogames count. It's easier than you'd think to avoid. I was going more on their age rather than them being nerds; I'm not really nerdy at all but because of the D&D Satanic Panic I felt obligated to try playing it with my middle school friends once. e: For the record, I was a Half-Elf Cleric/Fighter. So maybe I am a nerd because holy poo poo, is there a nerdier race/class combo?
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Mar 26, 2016 00:06
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precision posted:is there a nerdier race/class combo? So long as you're not Chaotic Neutral you're good to go.
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Mar 26, 2016 00:14
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Chaotic Neutral is the worst thing to come out of D&D bar none. It makes no sense!
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Mar 26, 2016 00:22
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precision posted:Chaotic Neutral is the worst thing to come out of D&D bar none. It makes no sense! Basically it allows a player to crap all over the game because there is no selfish, random, unjustified action that cannot be passed off as "hey, just playing my alignment, guys  "
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Mar 26, 2016 00:35
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I'm looking forward to the next episode a whole lot. It's such a terrible film. Spawn level CGI. A "Dwarf" who's only marginally shorter than the other characters. The Hero's reaction to Marlon Wayans death. The Crystal Maze section. It's all sooo terrible. Hard to top Letter From Death Row by the sounds of it though.
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Mar 26, 2016 03:04
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Sleeveless posted:So long as you're not Chaotic Neutral you're good to go. The first time I ever played D&D I was a Chaotic Neutral elven thief. Playing on the bus on the way to and from middle school. OrthoTrot posted:I'm looking forward to the next episode a whole lot. It's such a terrible film. Spawn level CGI. A "Dwarf" who's only marginally shorter than the other characters. The Hero's reaction to Marlon Wayans death. The Crystal Maze section. It's all sooo terrible. The main henchman wears blue lipstick for no reason and has a cgi parasite shoved in his head because Jeremy Irons felt like it. 
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Mar 26, 2016 03:07
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Evil Mastermind posted:I kinda want then to do Eragon now, just because it really is a total Gary Stu bullshit fantasy movie. I can imagine Andrew getting utterly pissed at it. Eragon is, beat for beat, A New Hope. Like, it's not even following the hero's journey, it's literally star wars episode 4 but with Jeremy Irons and John Malkovich
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Mar 26, 2016 03:27
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Inkspot posted:One of the saddest things about Eragon is that the main focus of the book, the budding relationship between Eragon and Saphira as rider and dragon, where he finds her as a hatchling and raises her to adulthood, is completely glossed over. She hatches, flies into a storm, gets hit by lightning that turns her into an adult dragon, and the story continues like that isn't the dumbest thing anybody has ever seen. The real saddest thing about Eragon is that it's just Dragon with the first letter changed
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Mar 26, 2016 11:43
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Eragon is cool because a good amount of the second book is dedicated to the author being an Atheist, Deal With It where the super cool and enlightened and pubic hair-less elves handily disprove the religions of the other races.
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Mar 26, 2016 11:52
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Sleeveless posted:Eragon is cool because a good amount of the second book is dedicated to the author being an Atheist, Deal With It where the super cool and enlightened and pubic hair-less elves handily disprove the religions of the other races. I'm really hoping that not having pubic hair is a key point in their proof of a lack of god.
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Mar 26, 2016 16:47
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As a giant D&D nerd, the worst thing that isn't a Wayons brother in that movie is the beholder. They're not dumb watchdogs! They should be running poo poo! I'll lend you my 2e copy of I, Tyrant if you need proof!
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Mar 26, 2016 16:54
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Josef K. Sourdust posted:Basically it allows a player to crap all over the game because there is no selfish, random, unjustified action that cannot be passed off as "hey, just playing my alignment, guys This is the platonic ideal of Chaotic Neutral: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos MinionOfCthulhu posted:As a giant D&D nerd, the worst thing that isn't a Wayons brother in that movie is the beholder. They're not dumb watchdogs! They should be running poo poo! I'll lend you my 2e copy of I, Tyrant if you need proof! It didn't even shoot any eye lasers! loving Futurama did beholders better.
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Mar 26, 2016 17:35
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Get hype:
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Mar 27, 2016 02:07
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I'm anticipating a lot of unintentional reenaction of their angry-man-asking-for-a-handjob-from-their-mom character.
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Mar 27, 2016 02:17
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Sleeveless posted:Get hype: Either that's a good filter or they look good unshaved.
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Mar 27, 2016 02:23
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MisterBibs posted:Mom, get over here!
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Mar 27, 2016 02:44
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duz posted:Either that's a good filter or they look good unshaved. Man, Harry's gonna be piiiiiisssed.
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Mar 27, 2016 03:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu1GoB51AeQ
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Mar 27, 2016 03:48
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I know this isn't exactly the best place to ask, but was Arrested Development the origin of that joke? (Sound of Silence)
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Mar 27, 2016 04:07
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Sleeveless posted:Get hype: They already have a deep seething hatred for Zack Snyder (off topic but they hate Troma too) so I suspect they went in already hating the film. The film was kind of a mess, but it wasn't terrible and it did have some interesting ideas and at least attempt to do something different.
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Mar 27, 2016 04:10
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Is that Steve in the back? Somehow he looks exactly like his voice sounds 
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Mar 27, 2016 05:12
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From left to right: Steve, Eric, Andrew
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Mar 27, 2016 05:40
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https://twitter.com/ericszyszka/status/713926190030012416 I can't wait to hear this episode hahaha I felt the same way, so it should be pretty entertaining. More entertaining than the movie itself.
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Mar 27, 2016 05:40
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Hockles posted:I know this isn't exactly the best place to ask, but was Arrested Development the origin of that joke? (Sound of Silence) According to Know Your Meme, yes, you can blame the 4th season of Arrested Development on that joke taking flight.
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Mar 27, 2016 07:18
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Hockles posted:I know this isn't exactly the best place to ask, but was Arrested Development the origin of that joke? (Sound of Silence) Probably more the Graduate.
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Mar 27, 2016 11:45
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This BVS review is gonna be a big one. Apparently it's going to come out on Tuesday as a full show episode.
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Mar 28, 2016 04:25
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Corek posted:This BVS review is gonna be a big one. Apparently it's going to come out on Tuesday as a full show episode. Huh, taking the place of D&D?
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Mar 28, 2016 10:29
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Yeah, D&D gets pushed back a week. They must have really loathed BvS to not even wait for Worst of 2016
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Mar 28, 2016 10:52
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The D&D episode is getting bumped to next week. That sucks. I couldn't care less about their take on BvS.
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Not My Superman
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