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GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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Sleeveless posted:

Maybe this is why it didn't really do it for me, "what if a colorful cartoon for kids is actually dark and hosed up???" is such well-trodden ground on the internet. They even did the "the whole thing is the dying dream of a character who actually die in the first act" thing.

Still funnier than the one about Scooby-Doo taking place after an apocalyptic recession which is why there are so many spooky abandoned buildings and they all live in a van and acquiring property is so important to the villains. Or the one about how Ed Edd n' Eddy takes place in purgatory because there are no adults and the kids all seem to come fom different cultures and eras.

Still better than "it turns out they were dead the whole time/they died and this is just their imagination before death" scenarios that make up 99% of every fan theory.

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GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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sean10mm posted:


Gymkata has the bit with the ninjas who goof off all the time because everybody gets killed before reaching their stage in the game of death, which I irrationally love.

Every White Guy Karate Movie is great. China O'Brien, Best of the Best 2, The Karate Kid, Part III, Only the Strong...

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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Hockles posted:

I only remember seeing this Ernest movie, so I have a question. What's the deal with "Hey, Verne" or whatever? Was it his catchphrase? Was Verne a recurring character in the other movies? Can anyone explain it?

He sold everything, but is was a pretty Southern thing, judging by who is buying ads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCf3c4ScA1I

I have already watched a half an hour of this.

double edit: jesus there is a drunk driving PSA in here

GoutPatrol fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Oct 18, 2016

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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I never knew Anthony Quinn was French, according to their impressions of him.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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I was thinking of calling in Paradise Alley. 1970s Stallone convinces his mentally challenged brother to become a professional wrestler in 1940s Hell's Kitchen. He also sings the theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9EZaI8dmrs

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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I've seen there pictures many timed but I still can't remember who is who. It took me about 6 months before I could remember all the voices.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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Ror posted:

What's so bad about it? It doesn't look great and I'm sure the perspective gets old fast, but I hadn't heard anything scathing.

You learn everything you need to know about Hardcore Henry watching a kill count video on Youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0eSFUuB7k8

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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AlliedBiscuit posted:

Everyone forgets that because the Oscars are in late February, they already included Rickman and Bowie in that In Memoriam. I can't remember if Vigoda got Farina'd though.

He did, which is the stupidest thing I've ever heard from those clips.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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Evil Mastermind posted:

Oh god yes. Just Whalberg's weird sex stuff with a teenage schoolgirl and the weird super-Jewish family of Eliot Gould and Christina Applegate could keep them going for weeks.

Plus you have Avery Brooks as a psycho crime lord. What's not to love about that?

Big Hit will be a We Love Movies.

I even have this on blu-ray.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3ffc7Y_XdI

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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Its okay to hate a podcast

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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I watched the FX "dvd on TV" of the Butterfly Effect so many times because I thought it was cool when I was 15.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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A Meat posted:

Sent them an Animation Damnation listener request. I hope they like Wolfmans and Frank Welker

I really want them to do the Free Willy cartoon. Per Wikipedia:

quote:

Plot
Jesse, age 14, has been adopted by his foster parents, the Greenwoods, and they have moved from Seattle to the Pacific coast. He is given a job at the Misty Island Oceanic Reserve, a local wildlife rescue and research institute where Randolph, his Native American mentor from the movie, now works. In the first episode, Jesse discovers he has the ability to talk to animals and understand their speech; Randolph, a Haida, explains that he is a Truth Talker. This revelation allows for Willy and the other sea creatures featured in the show to have full personalities and more prominent roles in key plot events. Jesse and Randolph work with Mr. Naugle, the head biologist, and Marlene, a research assistant, who are studying Einstein, a dolphin, and Lucille, a seal, teaching them behavioral communication with normal humans.

The main villain of the series, similar in personality to Captain Ahab, is a cyborg called "The Machine" who holds Willy responsible for his loss of an arm and part of his face. It was initially implied that Willy had bitten them off, but a flashback revealed that his submarine was destroyed upon encountering Willy, hurling him into another ship's screw propeller. His appearance recalls Locutus of Borg and the Phantom of the Opera. When not using his new submarine to create environmental havoc, he dons a mask and glove (perhaps a nod to the contributions of Michael Jackson to the films) for disguise and continues to run an oil company under his former identity, Rockland Stone.

Early in the series, The Machine jettisons his ship's skipper, a rather nervous fellow by the name of Captain Frye, revealing he has created, ŗ la Frankenstein, four green, slimy, synthetic henchmen called Amphonids from inanimate toxic waste. They mainly function as comic relief, oddly reluctant to carry out instructions to pollute and destroy the environment, preferring to slouch around and entertain themselves, and often making costly and catastrophic errors for The Machine.

Throughout the series, Jesse is constantly fighting plots and schemes hatched by The Machine to destroy Willy, such as releasing deadly parasites and creating genetically modified giant squid predatory to orca, and to despoil the ecosystem, such as wanton spilling of garbage, toxic waste and oil into the sea. Meanwhile, he attempts to influence the ostensibly reasonable industrialist Mr. Stone to adopt environmentally friendly industrial practices through his publicist, P.R. Frickey.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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I can confirm giantess porn is giant muscular women stomping on the nuts of men who look like steve

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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Shirec posted:

I'm enjoying the serious uptick of Shatner impressions in my life. The patreon has paid back in spades

How good is The Nexus? I've never been a big Star Trek fan and I'm only at the Animation Damnation Patreon level.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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So i decided to bump up my Patreon to get into the Nexus level and have been burning through them. The slash fiction at the end of "Code of Honor" was the worst thing I have ever heard. Five stars.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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Guy Mann posted:

Do we know that Shyamalan was the one responsible for this? I know that he was still relatively public about working on the movie and personally defended a lot of the weird decisions like making the Fire Nation all Indian actors when their civilization was supposed to be an analogue for Japan or pronouncing Aang as "Ong" but I was under the impression that at least part of the reason for his involvement was trying to make up for what a stinker The Happening was by working on a big safe studio blockbuster and playing nice.


http://www.mnightfans.com/who-is-to-blame-for-the-last-airbender/#sthash.Y3kIHNLq.dpbs

The decisions on white-washing the cast end up reading like that Party Down "My Stuggle" song. Just being so stupid to not realize they were making it worse.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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Gyges posted:

I like how that post you linked to believes that the writer, director, and producer, M. Night just lacked the power to do anything about the trainwreck. That poor man, just undermined at every turn by the people working for him which there was no way to control.

Also like half the things listed as needing to "share the blame" weren't that bad? I don't remember anyone ever complaining about costumes or the score.

http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/insight-into-the-failure-of-the-last-airbender-why-m-night-isnt-to-blame-576

This is probably a better link. I was just trying to remember what I read not that long ago (maybe even in one of the other movie podcast threads recently.)

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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Catch em in BED with a Borat

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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Calaveron posted:

I don't think a lot of people really appreciate how well versed in cinema these four guys are. They will always bring up some oft forgotten film or character actor randomly in any episode and mention every movie they've ever been in better than the IMDB Tribune ever could and I always took it for granted. But what blew my mind was that in this latest mailbag episode Cabin remembers, off the top of his head, the year Adam Sandler's Click was released. Why would you waste precious space in your brain for such incredibly useless information unless it's a byproduct of your deep love and appreciation for the art of cinema and its history.

I would like to know what scene they sometimes reference from the movie Barfly because I have no idea what they are trying to do from it.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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sean10mm posted:

I dunno about that since it's kind of apples and oranges, but it's really dumb and bad even by the standards of super stupid post-Matrix garbage action movies. I think almost all the blu-rays out there were handed out in free mail-in the promotions you got for buying early blu-ray players.

I remember I got The Patriot, Full Metal Jacket, American Psycho, and Spiderman 3. Maybe one more.

These are also the blu-rays that Steven's nerdy kid character would have chosen for the rebate.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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Calaveron posted:

While funny on its own, why would Michael Richards and Liam Neeson go to horse hell?

Neeson was a big supporter of keeping the horse carriage rides around the city when they were going to be cut, and Kramer for the Seinfeld episode were he pretends to be one.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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I wanna get hosed, Mark

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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I hope this new "gently caress you X" guy from the new animation damnation becomes a recurring character.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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well why not posted:

each of the WHM hosts surely has slighted a gypsy, they truly live cursed lives.

fatter

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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precision posted:

I don't know Kane's politics, but he can't be as bad as most Mayors that Knoxville has had. My friend Madeline Rogero is pretty much the one good one they've had in decades.

I sure hope you like Ron Paul

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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Evil Mastermind posted:

We Hate Movies? More like We Hate Out Listeners, ammirite?

so you fuckers better stay in!

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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Beef Jerky Robot posted:

FF8 as worst of the year seems crazy to me.

Triple Triad was great though

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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The last episode of the Nexus was really good.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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Fart City posted:

I remember when Wahlberg got pissy with Andy Samberg for doing an impression of him on TRL. Mark Wahlberg being one of the most unnecessarily self-serious actors in Hollywood will never stop delighting me. You were in The Big Hit, my dude.

stay tuned for that one.

I want the WHM boys to taste the golden spray

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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clown shoes posted:

Yeah Get Out was a such a garbage horror movie.

Get out was a comedy stupid

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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The Twinkie Czar posted:


I do hope somebody watched The Shop Around the Corner to prepare for the episode.

A legit excellent movie and everyone should watch it.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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sponges posted:

New Yorkers love to talk about NY

hey gently caress you spiderman! go yankees

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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Calaveron posted:

Alex Jones impressions are awful because it's just Andrew doing the goblins bit which stopped being funny years ago

Catch em in bed with this bad post

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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LORD OF BOOTY posted:

i mean, is it really that unfair to say Chuck Norris had a good decade and a half or so of genuine stardom? like, i'd say from the Cannon Films era through to Walker: Texas Ranger, he was pretty much a household name

e: yeah, Sidekicks was '92, so it would have been at the tail end of "everybody knows who Chuck Norris is" and at the beginning of "mostly dorks know who Chuck Norris is"

No, even in the 80s only dorks knew him. He was always on the C-level and having a friday?/saturday? night show on CBS doesn't change that. Donnie Whalberg is not on the A-list because Blue Bloods is in the top 10.

edit: if you added "becoming a household name" into Chuck Norris' wiki page to win this argument I would be pissed. Being the money maker for Cannon Films doesn't mean you're a loving star.

GoutPatrol fucked around with this message at 08:46 on Apr 22, 2018

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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Calaveron posted:

I am glad the consensus is that Kopi Luwak is just literal and figurative poo poo coffee because I donít want to live in a world where people think drinking coffee made from beans that messily erupted out of a cat's hot anus a rare delicacy everyone should experience

You can get little packs of it at the Jakarta airport. It was fine.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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Baka-nin posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYEWwVgFIcg

Huh, and this show has been on the air for decades?

This is good.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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I wonder if the "Mom, GET OVER HERE" jokes predate their learning of incels.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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What did this say, the tweets are protected now.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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Beer_Suitcase posted:

It says "do not click".

Don't do it.

gently caress you I won't do what you oh God why did I click

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GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

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The Deleter posted:

Holy poo poo Steve at Action Park New Jersey! I was hoping he was going to talk about the water slide with the loop in or something but it's incredible anyway.

Steve was talking about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxz7gmohOCs

It shoots you out pretty fast, and those rides are not for lovely swimmers (like Steve.) They had alot of information wrong about Action Park too. I mean, I went there in 95-96 when I was 7-8 and went on the slide and cliff jump, because I was a :krad: kid. They closed down for a year, but the water park reopened a year later (losing the cannonball loop, and a few other slides.) The alpine slide, slingshot, and those things were gone. It was called Mountain Creek, but they went back to the Action Park name a couple years ago because of the notoriety I guess.

The hardest rides were the Tarzan Swing and the original Cannonball (which like the loop, was totally enclosed and dark, but instead just shot you out really fast into a pool.) The water in those areas was always ice cold. The first time I went to Action Park we watched the people go on the Tarzan Swing in the viewing area. Saw a lady try to swing and sink like a stone. Very similar to the person a few seconds into this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLRMD63bt0Q

GoutPatrol fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Jul 4, 2018

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