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Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

I really enjoyed Andrew's attempt at emulating how KIDS THESE DAYS talk.

i'm wicked thirsty

# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 15:12

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# ¿ Jun 30, 2022 23:02

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

I'd probably never sit down to watch an action movie, but the episodes about them are always so high-energy and funny I always look forward to 'em.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2015 16:58

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

Second Unit Director Longstocking

I also liked the callback to quoting "Borat" but with a completely flat affect.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 18:08

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

So, since it's the anniversary week-- what's the first WHM episode everyone heard? It's a bit hard to remember, but I think I've been around since, like, Jesus Christ, Superman III or something.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 23:00

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

Illinois Smith posted:

I had to check IMDB because I was like "there's no loving way he only voiced Nibbler on that show" and sure enough he has about 50 different credits for Futurama alone.

he was SEYMOUR?????

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 16:33

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

I'm glad they poo poo all over morons calling Rey a Mary Sue.

Star Wars is good again; deal with it, idiots.

# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 00:14

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

wow huge slam on chris cabin out of nowhere in this mailbag

# ¿ Dec 28, 2015 21:18

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

The loving Cat People callback, oh my God.

Edit:

bobkatt013 posted:

Do not worry about Piers Morgan

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 17:56

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

I still refuse to believe that Easy Rider 2: The Ride Back is a real movie that somebody made for real.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 20:48

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

Yeah, I feel like WHM hit their stride really early after the first few episodes.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 21:51

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

I'm glad the sound quality was so nice here! Some of the past live episodes have been... challenging listens.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 15:51

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

The standout character in the new episode is the cutthroat editor of the imdb trivia section.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 20:33

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

I liked the brief cameo of the Butterfly Effect stoner directors before we met the real production staff of this thing.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 17:41

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

I'm looking forward to this episode because it might be cathartic given the knowledge that since BvS is making tons of money they'll probably just keep moving movies like that forever.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 15:39

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

Given how so much of the rest of genre movies are dominated by explosions and cynicism and killing everybody, I feel like the more traditional idealistic take on Superman is something that's inherently valuable and worth trying to preserve, even if a particular characterization of a decades-old superhero isn't necessarily sacrosanct or whatever.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 21:06

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

Was it Jingle All The Way 2? That one had a lot of wrestling jokes, anyway.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 18:47

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

Gyges posted:

Shut your mouth. The eternal love that arose from a showing of Aeon Flux is a historic fact that contains no errors or embellishments.

I'm prepared to believe in the Gamemaster story but that one was a Flux Too Far imho.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 19:38

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

Yeah, this one seemed fine? I mean obviously it doesn't sound as nice as a regular episode but it was still pretty listenable.

# ¿ May 3, 2016 17:49

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

I never saw and knew nothing about this movie so I was surprised that major characters were getting blown away left and right. :rip:

The untimely death of Xavier meant a real shortage of Patrick Stewart impressions. :v:

# ¿ May 31, 2016 16:08

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

"It's a magma factory, they're making magma... for the troops. For the lava troops."

# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 16:12

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

effervescible posted:

The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking. The horse character cracked me the gently caress up.

Seconding this.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 01:05

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

This week's episode is incredible, by the way. I love the 1940s grifter offering to throw in his own identity to seal a deal.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2016 17:39

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# ¿ Jun 30, 2022 23:02

Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

This new episode is pretty funny, but I can only listen to it in short bursts because the sheer volume of Nolte impressions is literally hurting my ears.

EDIT: "Volume", in every sense of the word.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2016 16:47

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