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Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


precision posted:

This actually happened to me today: friend of my girlfriend calls her up, wants to go shopping, I tag along, she mentions how much she likes Dana Carvey's stand-up comedy and wonders why he hasn't been up to much, I say "probably because he made the worst movie ever", the friend claims she's watched it a dozen times and it's one of her favorite movies.

So there you go, fellows. :stare:

When I was 9 years old I watched Master of Disguise twice on DVD and made sure to check all the special features and deleted scenes (of which there were a ton, beyond what you saw at the end of the movie). There was even an alternate ending, where Pistachio's dog turns out to be his grandpa in disguise.

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Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


I hope rich-rear end Uber is at least giving them more money.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


FYAD pretended to watch Eight Crazy Nights eight nights in a row for another obscure joke?

Corek fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Aug 26, 2015

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


Jose Oquendo posted:

Why do you listen to a podcast that is all about movies but you don't watch movies? That's weird.

the podcast isn't called We Like Movies

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


The Free Radicals song slowly getting louder out of nowhere, oh my god

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


bobkatt013 posted:

What do you think next week is going to be? I am thinking it will be Casino Royale due to the sort of mention.

They better have fuckin dropped everything to go straight to King Ralph the way they hyped it up.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


James Bond Jr., James's "nephew".

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


Have they done the Ewok movies with him in it?

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


Evil Mastermind posted:

It's actually supposed to be Bond's nephew or something.

James Bond's the biological father surely.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


Gyges posted:

Listening to the last two Animation Damnations complaining about adult movies being made into kids shows, I realized there's a cartoon they must be totally unaware of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLop82LjV48

There were loads of them: there's a whole list here.

http://geektyrant.com/news/10-r-rated-movies-that-spawned-kids-toys-and-cartoons

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


The Care Bears movies have disturbingly detailed Wikipedia pages, especially the first one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Care_Bears_Movie (drawing on 233 separate sources)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Care_Bears_Movie_II:_A_New_Generation (108 sources)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Care_Bears_Adventure_in_Wonderland (79 sources)

They get less detailed as the series goes along, as even the obsessive stopped caring. But now I know that both the first and second movies are based on Goethe, are examples of Christian socialism, and Harry Dean Stanton is Brave Heart Lion's singing voice in the first one.

Corek fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Dec 3, 2015

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


This is perhaps the most extensively referenced page Wikipedia has on any movie.

Corek fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Dec 3, 2015

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


LORD OF BUTT posted:

That's actually a remarkably interesting Wiki article. Kinda makes it seem like the Care Bears movie is partly responsible for reviving animated films after Disney hit its 70s/80s slump- not sure if that's true, I tend to hear Roger Rabbit credited more for that, but I can buy it.

That can't be as true as the Wikipedia writer implies, after all Care Bears was actually a Canadian movie.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


His first voice credit was Fred from Scooby-Doo in 1969.

His most recent credit was Fred from Scooby-Doo THIS YEAR

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


Illinois Smith posted:

It's great because it sounds like a dumb name Steve would make up for a background character. But nope, Lucas got there first and he has the action figure to prove it.

It's up there with the Sgt. Slaughter lookalike actually being Sgt. Slaughter

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


Conal Cochran posted:

We Hate Movies has uploaded their episode on X-Mas Origins: Santa Claus.

http://www.whmpodcast.com/2015/12/episode-230-santa-claus-movie.html

Oh my god the triple acapella John Carpenter Santa theme

"ALL YOU KIDS ARE NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY!"

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


May I recommend Mortdecai for Worst of 2015 week?

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

It's about whether or not Johnny Depp is turtley enough for the turtle club.

except, against all Odds, it's actually rated R

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


Entourage movie story: In this forum, I was once accused of working on the movie because I thought a bad review of it was more about the reviewer's exaggerated behavior than the actual movie. Luckily WHM will be better. Haven't seen the movie and never will, as it IS awful, after all.

Corek fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Dec 28, 2015

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


TetsuoTW posted:

Also by having the villain clearly be Vince McMahon.

You know what I'm glad/disappointed they missed? The Wrestlenberger WWF being called WUF.

Oh god I just said "WUF" out loud as one syllable and wanted to kill myself

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


TheFallenEvincar posted:

What's weird for me is I'd actually already seen the film as a kid somehow. This was the random not-quite-big-name creepy WHM movie that I'd actually seen for once. It was all the more disturbing bringing back memories of that poo poo.

:pedo::yikes:

Whoa, they weren't kidding about his dead animal hair.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


Lady Naga posted:

No they don't.

Remember when the very concept of Pokemon baffled them a few months ago

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


MariusLecter posted:

Yeah, a super short SNL skit that would keep your interest but ultimately only leaave you thinking "Well, they tried" made into a 1hr 20min movie.


:suicide:

There was huge amounts of material cut out of the movie. My "favorite" is the original ending where it turns out the dog was the grandfather, disguised, the entire time.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich




Looks like Paulie Walnuts.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


precision posted:

e: I'm halfway through Mortdecai and that is absolutely what I'm calling in because what the gently caress am I watching

The best thing about Mortdecai is that it was advertised as basically Master of Disguise 2 but is somehow rated R.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


I love how the keanu impressions still sound a little southern because of Devil's Advocate

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


Gyges posted:

Olympus Has Fallen is a Die Hard Movie staring a Sylvester Stalone impersonation of Steven Seagal aping John McClane.

White House Down is a Leathal Weapon riff of a Die Hard Movie starring John McClane by way of 80s Arnold(with a daughter in danger) and Bad Boys Will Smith playing President Young Murtaugh.

If you have to go to the TVTropes well that hard, you barely even have a movie.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


A good animation damnation might be that animated Hercules-Xena movie that was a cheap cash-in on the Disney Hercules. Never saw it, but a poster said it had THE REAL HERCULES and THE ONLY XENA.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


The guys' reference points for James Hong are Seinfeld and Wayne's World 2, but not Big Trouble In Little China?

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


JT Smiley posted:

They name drop that movie all the time.

I think they have seen the movie because they remember it as one of Ryan Reynolds' five unrelated (ok, he played fake-deadpool in Wolverine Origins) comic book roles.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


Master of Disguise also had a staggering amount of deleted scenes. It was cut down from a much longer epic.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


ThePlague-Daemon posted:

The person who wrote the IMDb plot summary was really into it:

I read the "Or is it, question mark?" in Steve's voice

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


ravenkult posted:

They just hate it so much.

"Michael Caine's name in this movie should be Rio!"

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


Rageaholic Monkey posted:

"Hey Michael Caine, you got a saddle for that high horse you've been riding on?"

"My defense is that I'm blaming it on Rio."

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


Firstborn posted:

Oh, I also really like the Maaareo Brothers one. Bob Hoskins RIPD.

"That's another fifty thousand."

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


The Vosgian Beast posted:

Next time Dungeons and Dragons! Hope the guys at WHM are prepared to be educated by a hundred nerds ready to correct any misconceptions they might have.

On the other hand, there is more than enough wrong with Dungeons And Dragons to make for a great episode. Also the movie barely has anything to do with the game in the first place.

I actually like it more when they're totally confused about the source material, like the Pokemon one where they have absolutely no idea what Pokemon is and picked a very confusing episode already.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


That's just an extension of Jesse Ventura's love for 10s.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


Any bets on what impressions will be in the next episode

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


This BVS review is gonna be a big one. Apparently it's going to come out on Tuesday as a full show episode.

Corek fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Mar 28, 2016

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Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich


Terrorist Fistbump posted:

The D&D episode is getting bumped to next week. That sucks. I couldn't care less about their take on BvS.

They both have Jeremy Irons :yayclod:

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