I can't believe 911 was 1,103 years ago.

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smoobles

Are you a nineties kid? Ready to feel old?

911 was 1,103 years ago. ONE THOUSAND, ONE HUNDRED AND THREE years.

It's been over one thousand and one hundred years since people dressed like this.

Any Game of Thrones fans out there? 911 was the year Louis the Child died, at the age of 18. He became king of East Francia at the age of 6 years old. East Francia isn't even a country anymore!!

911 was the year Pope Anastasius III succeeded Pope Sergius III as the 120th pope.

In 911 the Berbers rebelled against the Fatimid Caliphate, in present day North Africa. You don't see kids these days rebelling against anyone except their parents!

# ? Dec 3, 2014 15:35

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:28

a shiny rock

gently caress i'm old

# ? Dec 3, 2014 15:37

Joust: No Ledges.

Wow it's like looking back in time.

# ? Dec 3, 2014 15:40

Libelous Slander: ... you're just creepy ...

NEVER FORGET the Berbers rebelled against the Fatimid Caliphate

# ? Dec 3, 2014 15:45

house of the dad

woudl I have gotten more or less pussy in 911

# ? Dec 3, 2014 15:47

a misanthrope

watch King William I start a loving war

# ? Dec 3, 2014 15:54

Smash it Smash hit: prettay, prettay

people sure were thin back then.

# ? Dec 3, 2014 16:01

Rapman the Cook: by Ralp

Pope Anastasius III brought down the towers.

# ? Dec 3, 2014 16:04

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Smdh. It seems like just yesterday that Charles the Simple and Rollo signed the Treaty of Saint-Clair-sur-Epte. Allowed the Vikings to settle at Neustria and bam... we got the Normans. Nowadays kids in Neustria are more worried about an influx of Muslims than Vikings.

# ? Dec 3, 2014 16:13

1gnoirents: hello

For a very long time now, if fleetingly, everytime I see "911" in reference to the 9/11 attacks I involuntarily hear

"nine eleven nine eleven
nine eleven, nine eleven,
ohhh ohhh, nine eleven"

replacing the Amadeus chorus . I dont know why. It just happened to me again when I read this thread title :confused:

# ? Dec 3, 2014 16:17

Zero Star: Robit the paranoid blogger.

gigawhite posted:

woudl I have gotten more or less pussy in 911

probably more, but on the other hand there was no real concept of 'personal hygiene' back then

# ? Dec 3, 2014 16:19

Rapman the Cook: by Ralp

mo pussy, mo pox

# ? Dec 3, 2014 16:22

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

charles the simple was the chamberlin of the 900s

# ? Dec 3, 2014 16:26

DrPossum: i am not a surgeon

you put a lot of work into this for a dumb joke

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# ? Dec 3, 2014 16:32

Vorik

Smash it Smash hit posted:

people sure were malnutritioned and starving back then.

fixt

# ? Dec 3, 2014 16:33

inSTAALed: MOP

n'

SLOP

only 890's kids will get this

# ? Dec 3, 2014 16:36

a shiny rock

DrPossum posted:

you put a lot of work into this for a dumb joke

i respect it

# ? Dec 3, 2014 16:59

Smash it Smash hit: prettay, prettay

Vorik posted:

fixt

tomato tomato

# ? Dec 3, 2014 17:00

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

DrPossum posted:

you put a lot of work into this for a dumb joke

that didn't take long

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Dec 3, 2014 17:05

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

tomato tomato

i read this as "tomato tomato"

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Dec 3, 2014 17:07

dogcrash truther

smoobles posted:

Are you a nineties kid? Ready to feel old?

911 was 1,103 years ago. ONE THOUSAND, ONE HUNDRED AND THREE years.

It's been over one thousand and one hundred years since people dressed like this.

Any Game of Thrones fans out there? 911 was the year Louis the Child died, at the age of 18. He became king of East Francia at the age of 6 years old. East Francia isn't even a country anymore!!

911 was the year Pope Anastasius III succeeded Pope Sergius III as the 120th pope.

In 911 the Berbers rebelled against the Fatimid Caliphate, in present day North Africa. You don't see kids these days rebelling against anyone except their parents!

# ? Dec 3, 2014 17:08

dogcrash truther

Libelous Slander posted:

NEVER FORGET the Berbers rebelled against the Fatimid Caliphate

# ? Dec 3, 2014 17:08

dogcrash truther

A misanthrope posted:

watch King William I start a loving war

# ? Dec 3, 2014 17:08

smoobles

thamnks for returning my thread, i knew i'd misplaced it somewhere

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# ? Dec 3, 2014 17:18

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

smoobles posted:

thamnks for returning my thread, i knew i'd misplaced it somewhere

just like frankish lands were misplaced into the hands of the vikings, in the year 911, which this thread is about

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Dec 3, 2014 17:24

treasure bear

if you look at the tapestries of the berber rebellions collapsing and how quickly they fell, it's pretty obvious that it was an inside job

# ? Dec 3, 2014 17:26

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Cumt posted:

if you look at the tapestries of the berber rebellions collapsing and how quickly they fell, it's pretty obvious that it was an inside job

Abu Muhammad Abdallah al-Mahdi Billah lied, Berbers died.

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Dec 3, 2014 17:28

smoobles

back then it was Berbers.... now it's Bieber!

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# ? Dec 3, 2014 17:29

Senior Management

smoobles posted:

East Francia isn't even a country anymore!!

It does not make sense to apply our term country or especially nation back into this world.

also rip in peace Tecpancaltzin Iztaccaltzin you creepy nerd lord

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