Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
«6 »
  • Locked thread
smoobles


Are you a nineties kid? Ready to feel old?

911 was 1,103 years ago. ONE THOUSAND, ONE HUNDRED AND THREE years.



It's been over one thousand and one hundred years since people dressed like this.



Any Game of Thrones fans out there? 911 was the year Louis the Child died, at the age of 18. He became king of East Francia at the age of 6 years old. East Francia isn't even a country anymore!!



911 was the year Pope Anastasius III succeeded Pope Sergius III as the 120th pope.



In 911 the Berbers rebelled against the Fatimid Caliphate, in present day North Africa. You don't see kids these days rebelling against anyone except their parents!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Parallax Scroll


gently caress i'm old

Joust

No Ledges.

Wow it's like looking back in time.

Libelous Slander

... you're just creepy ...
NEVER FORGET the Berbers rebelled against the Fatimid Caliphate

house of the dad


woudl I have gotten more or less pussy in 911

a misanthrope
Probation
Can't post for 3420 days!

watch King William I start a loving war

Smash it Smash hit

prettay, prettay

people sure were thin back then.

Rapman the Cook

by Ralp

Pope Anastasius III brought down the towers.

Luvcow


Smdh. It seems like just yesterday that Charles the Simple and Rollo signed the Treaty of Saint-Clair-sur-Epte. Allowed the Vikings to settle at Neustria and bam... we got the Normans. Nowadays kids in Neustria are more worried about an influx of Muslims than Vikings.

1gnoirents

ASK ME ABOUT MY MICRO PENIS

For a very long time now, if fleetingly, everytime I see "911" in reference to the 9/11 attacks I involuntarily hear

"nine eleven nine eleven
nine eleven, nine eleven,
ohhh ohhh, nine eleven"

replacing the Amadeus chorus . I dont know why. It just happened to me again when I read this thread title

Zero Star

Robit the paranoid blogger.

gigawhite posted:

woudl I have gotten more or less pussy in 911
probably more, but on the other hand there was no real concept of 'personal hygiene' back then

Rapman the Cook

by Ralp

mo pussy, mo pox

mags


charles the simple was the chamberlin of the 900s

DrPossum

i am not a surgeon

you put a lot of work into this for a dumb joke

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Vorik

Help I can not stop jerking off to anime porn.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

people sure were malnutritioned and starving back then.

fixt

inSTAALed

MOP

n'

SLOP

only 890's kids will get this

Parallax Scroll


DrPossum posted:

you put a lot of work into this for a dumb joke

i respect it

Smash it Smash hit

prettay, prettay


tomato tomato

mags


DrPossum posted:

you put a lot of work into this for a dumb joke

that didn't take long

mags



i read this as "tomato tomato"

dogcrash truther

by Lowtax

smoobles posted:

Are you a nineties kid? Ready to feel old?

911 was 1,103 years ago. ONE THOUSAND, ONE HUNDRED AND THREE years.



It's been over one thousand and one hundred years since people dressed like this.



Any Game of Thrones fans out there? 911 was the year Louis the Child died, at the age of 18. He became king of East Francia at the age of 6 years old. East Francia isn't even a country anymore!!



911 was the year Pope Anastasius III succeeded Pope Sergius III as the 120th pope.



In 911 the Berbers rebelled against the Fatimid Caliphate, in present day North Africa. You don't see kids these days rebelling against anyone except their parents!

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

dogcrash truther

by Lowtax

Libelous Slander posted:

NEVER FORGET the Berbers rebelled against the Fatimid Caliphate

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

dogcrash truther

by Lowtax

A misanthrope posted:

watch King William I start a loving war

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

smoobles


thamnks for returning my thread, i knew i'd misplaced it somewhere

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

mags


smoobles posted:

thamnks for returning my thread, i knew i'd misplaced it somewhere

just like frankish lands were misplaced into the hands of the vikings, in the year 911, which this thread is about

treasure bear


if you look at the tapestries of the berber rebellions collapsing and how quickly they fell, it's pretty obvious that it was an inside job

mags


Cumt posted:

if you look at the tapestries of the berber rebellions collapsing and how quickly they fell, it's pretty obvious that it was an inside job

Abu Muhammad Abdallah al-Mahdi Billah lied, Berbers died.

smoobles


back then it was Berbers.... now it's Bieber!

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Senior Management




smoobles posted:

East Francia isn't even a country anymore!!

It does not make sense to apply our term country or especially nation back into this world.

also rip in peace Tecpancaltzin Iztaccaltzin you creepy nerd lord



ELO Musk



I yearn for the years of Hungarian supremacy, but this era of Serbian excellence is pretty good too.

alnilam

Postin in the Springtime


I felt a little old that it's been 862 years since Eleanor of Aquitaine married that loafer Henry 2

Now i feel really old

hemale in pain


only 9th century kids will get this

alnilam

Postin in the Springtime


I was talking to a young fellow about Alfred the Great of Wessex, and he said "he's pretty great yeah, but I thought he lived in Gotham" smdh


ty manifisto

alnilam

Postin in the Springtime


DrPossum posted:

you put a lot of work into this for a dumb joke

hver ert ■essi tr˙­ur?


ty manifisto

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

treasure bear



Salmiakki



https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

alnilam

Postin in the Springtime


Harold lied, Normans died

ELO Musk



A second siege has hit Constantinople

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

treasure bear


why did nearby cities fall without even being attacked?

  • Locked thread
«6 »