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Ninja fetus
Legalize murder
Best GBS thread since 911.

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a real rude dude


The X-man cometh

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


i agree

mags


Solus M.D.

what did i just post?


holy poo poo

dogcrash truther

by Lowtax


911 is a Joke - Publick Enemie

mysterious frankie

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

I'll never forget... because I don't know what anyone's talking about, so there's nothing to forget, lol.

mysterious frankie

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

lil dry & clever humor for you there. my british peeps probably grimaced with joy when they read that one

Alan Smithee

anime gently caress pillow posted:

A second siege has hit Constantinople

Inside job. It was a controlled conflaguration of Greek Fire, everyone knows Turkish catapults can't melt city walls

pretty sure Hebrews were involved

ghlbtsk

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

I heard a rumor that Pope Hilarius was actually a rather dour and crotchety old curmudgeon. c/d?

Alan Smithee

ghlbtsk posted:

I heard a rumor that Pope Hilarius was actually a rather dour and crotchety old curmudgeon. c/d?



I'm surprised pope Hilarius wasn't the dead pope whose corpse they put on trial

ghlbtsk

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Alan Smithee posted:

I'm surprised pope Hilarius wasn't the dead pope whose corpse they put on trial

That would have been Hilarius.

Anorexic Robot

What were our goon ancestors doing in 911? If there anything like us how were they able to reproduce and not die/get the poo poo kicked out of them? I imagine them sitting around complaining about the show at the amphitheater saying that "popular show" was not as good as the one done by the guy who was booed off the stage last week while shouting out ancient memes.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack


A powerful message in this one.

Morton Salt Grrl

these drat hornhead vikings are coming over here and taking our gold and wheat

go back to your own country you wetboats!!!!!!

Machai


Machai fucked around with this message at Dec 5, 2014 around 22:53

Dave Concepcion

SniperWoreConverse


oliwan posted:

I had to learn old english at university, this is why i hate the middle ages.

please post OE pickup lines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Machai


Good soup!




Homura and Sickle

With kindness comes naivete.
Courage becomes foolhardiness.
And dedication has no reward.



Phlegmish


star eater


Goldmine

Dynastocles

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."
ur trying to tell me i'm just a vikingophobe when King Charles the Simple just signed a TREATY(!) with Rollo of Normandy?!? I'm sorry but he should be IMPEACHED for trying to appease the vikings who are out to destroy our civilzation. this country is going to hell in a handbasket and i blame the liberal town criers

Dynastocles

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."
yes i am saying king charles is a stealth viking

Anorexic Robot

Dynastocles posted:

ur trying to tell me i'm just a vikingophobe when King Charles the Simple just signed a TREATY(!) with Rollo of Normandy?!? I'm sorry but he should be IMPEACHED for trying to appease the vikings who are out to destroy our civilzation. this country is going to hell in a handbasket and i blame the liberal town criers

I say we trebuchet those horn heads until there whole land is a sheet of glass!

DoctorStrangelove

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!


hemale in pain posted:

only 9th century kids will get this

911 was 10th century you dumb-rear end!

Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN

lol

Myrddin_Emrys

by Lowtax


There are too many artifacts in this for it to be real.

Dynastocles

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."
you think it's a coincidence that Carolinginan has 11 letters?

and Francorum has 9?

just watch Loose Denarii and then get back to me

snuggle baby luvs hugs

DoctorStrangelove posted:

911 was 10th century you dumb-rear end!

someone ain't a 9th century lass/lad/lyd/aetherkin/urchin

BigBallChunkyTime

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.


A second oxen has crashed into the south barn.

TwoStepBoog



Jerry Mumphrey
Probation
Can't post for 3365 days!

If you don't stand behind our skirmishers feel free to stand in front of them

brave nazi aviator
The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!

BoldFrankensteinMir

Darn! Darn! Darn!


That's just genius. Well done.

whoflungpoop

With you and the constellations

hot cocoa on the couch



5

e: actually wait can I quote the whole thread

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Node

KICKED IN THE COOTER


anime gently caress pillow posted:

A second siege has hit Constantinople





im in tearslmao

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