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I think White Bear was a little over the top. There's kidnapping crimes all the time and most people barely care about vengeance on the criminal past incarceration or the death penalty. To have all these people not only support keeping this girl in a torture like setting for years on end, but to actually go and watch it like a theme park doesn't make sense for the time this is set in (which I'm assuming is anywhere between 2012 to 2030ish). Maybe in a dystopian future, but for England 10 years down the road I just don't see people becoming that bloodthirsty. But on the other hand the acting in White Bear was pretty great. I hated the main character throughout the entire episode because she was always uncontrollably sobbing and being useless, and then the reveal at the end made it make perfect sense.
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I'm of the opinion that National Anthem was literally just a bunch of writers coming up with what would happen if someone forced the Prime Minister to gently caress a pig. The 'point' of it was just to see what might logically happen and I believe this because I agree with the progression of the plot. People would naturally make fun of the PM, the PM would refuse, there would probably be a behind the scenes thing where he's forced to do it by a political cabal, people would watch it, laugh at first, then feel super uncomfortable, they would welcome him as a hero afterwards then everyone would secretly feel like he was 'tainted'. His love life would be ruined and he'd be a shell of a man. All of it makes sense. Because it all makes sense I really don't think they were trying to come up with a deeper artistic interpretation, like how everyone in the world is 'raping' the PM by enabling it or whatever. It was really just a unique idea for an initial show, then Black Mirror took off as this complex philosophical show. I dunno, National Anthem just doesn't 'fit' to me with the rest of the series. Just seems totally different, probably because it doesn't extensively involve electronics outside of them trying to fool the kidnapper.
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Tao Jones posted:I hadn't quite thought about it in that way. I think it and Waldo are different from the other five episodes in that they don't involve "magical" technology. There's nothing extraordinary in the premises for them, it's all stuff that could at least in theory happen tomorrow. Yeah of course I just don't think they were the main theme of the episode. The deeper meaning could be that the use of mass media allows a larger group of people to weigh in and influence powerful political decisions but the surface value could just be hey what happens if someone makes the prime minister gently caress a pig.
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Magic Hate Ball posted:That's just the difference between plot and story - the plot is what happens, the story is what happens. All I'm saying is looking deeper into the first episode reminds me of an 11th grade English teacher trying to get his class to figure out that the blue curtains in Catcher in the Rye meant that Holden Caufield was depressed. I think people are just looking into the first episode too much to make it the same as the later episodes, which I most definitely agree that they all revolve around technology as the main story. The first episode just doesn't smell of the same motif to me. That's all.
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Watched Nosedive and got really bored. Then I watched Playtest and got bored and mad. I always pictured Black Mirror as looks into dark futures that our society is leading us towards. Nosedive fit the theme but Playtest felt completely out of place. I'm not even sure what lesson they were trying to teach about our society. We don't call our mothers enough?
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Vitamin P posted:How long until we stop doing spoilers? I hate the redacted CIA document look. See I'd much rather your ending to Playtest. That's kinda what I thought would happen but it didn't and it left me feeling empty about the episode. Not like I felt sad and depressed but that it felt like what I just watched for an hour was meaningless.
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Watching the third episode and holy gently caress is it easy to die in the black mirrror universe. Watch out falling on the ground or having a woman half your size attack you, your'e going to get loving destroyed.
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Watched the rest of the third episode and holy loving jesus christ this episode relied on people being so incapable of defending themselves that it ruined the whole thing
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maskenfreiheit posted:One thing in Callister no one seems to touch on: Literally none of the stuff you just listed qualifies as innocent or guilty. It's just normal human behavior. The Front Desk woman was short with an upper management type, the one girl was doing office gossip, and the CEO was just hitting on a new employee, not like he molested her or anything like that. If he bonded with engineer fangirl then he would have just forgotten about the people in the game and doomed them to eternity in a space video game, something that happened anyway too.
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Groovelord Neato posted:the intern forgot his sandwich. Yeah legitimately no one on the Callister crew deserved to be there. Callister was a total sociopath with a crippling inferiority complex. That episode felt like a commentary on what people think about in their head.
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maskenfreiheit posted:Callister Posts like this make me realize how possible Callister is
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Ok so Black Museum I don't get the whole set up in the beginning after the reveal. Why would the girl play up that she was lost if it was just for the audiences sake? Also why make the Black Museum so mysterious and ominous with Rolen randomly opening the doors and asking her to go through a metal detector if it wasn't just to misdirect from the reveal? I mean I was thinking the guy was gonna kidnap her or something at the end. Having her be the daughter of a random tortured guy in the last third of the episode was kinda lame and boring and unrelated. Also why was Rolen allowed to keep the doll that housed the first sentient human being and why didn't they attempt to transfer her conscious after the UN ruled on what is obviously a massive human rights violation?
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WampaLord posted:It's literally just to create tension, and it works quite well. The slow build of tension throughout the episode is half the fun. That would be true but the only context clues leading up to the reveal were the two news reels about the weather woman killings, and both reels were like 3s long. Before that I was trying to figure out how the first two stories would connect to Rolen ending up in the middle of no where. Figured it would just be another mad scientist trope where he kidnaps the girl at the end. But even revealing the daughter/father thing at the end still didn't connect the first two thirds of the episode, if that makes sense. Like only the technology bits mattered, not the actual story of the doctor or the mother.
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LesterGroans posted:Well, sure, whether it was an effective comedy is another thing entirely. I just think an episode that ends with a guinea pig grassing someone up shouldn't be taken 100 percent seriously. You're 100% right between this post and your other one saying it's like the Futurama twilight episode where Leela just can't stop killing people. Callister had bits of intentional humor in it but Crocodile is just plain hilarious. WampaLord posted:They fit thematically. Of course they fit but the point of a reveal is to make the audience go Aha! If you just throw in a random ending that in no way connects the daughter coming to get revenge for her father without even knowing about the father's existence for the first 2/3rds of the episode then the audience will be like... okay. Which is what happened with that episode.
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Metalhead That woman tried everything in her power to get herself killed. I hated her the entire time and was glad she died and was even more pissed off that she got two more people killed over teddy bears ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME WHY DID YOU STOP YOUR CAR TO LOOK BACK AT THE VAN WHY DO YOU THINK THE VAN STOPPED WHILE IT WAS GETTING CHASED BY KILLER ROBOTS, TO loving ASK FOR DIRECTIONS?
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Flayer posted:Crocodile should have had a male lead, it was ridiculous with a female in that role. A physically dominating presence would have been far more intense and sinister rather than pretending a 100lb woman made sense in any of the key scenes after the first one. He's 100% right and has nothing to do with sexism. I just couldn't believe for a second that a 100 pound woman could overpower a guy, crack his head open, and then strangle him to death. I couldn't even believe that she could overpower that insurance agent either, she was bigger than her! Like she smashes the woman's car open but that girl couldn't have possibly at least tried to wrestle with her to get away? The girl's 100 loving pounds! Like I literally just couldn't believe in the character. It could have easily been fixed with at least having a bigger woman, not a 100 pound waif.
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ClumsyThief posted:And the entire plot hinging on the idea that an insurance adjuster can use police involvement to require access to a video feed of someone's memories because they might have witnessed an accident. And by her own admissions they're aware of how inaccurate they can be, so they have to hit up literally anyone who was around. Yeah I was even kinda like the insurance adjuster got what was coming to her for being so loving nosy about a cut and dry accident. Just pay the guy out his settlement! Multiple people saw angles of him getting hit after the fact, you don't need a perfect lineup of the van hitting the guy head on! Raged posted:Except for how well it was shot Metalhead was top to bottom bad Hated how the protagonist acted. Have to be quiet? I'll be the noisest mother fucker on the planet throughout the whole episode. Van driver dead? I'll just wait to see if that isn't his brains splattered all over the windshield. It can track blood and I know about it? I'll do nothing to stop the bleeding until it's far too late same goes with the radio. Also, add in that it looks like humanity had been slaughtered, but she is stupidly squeamish when she finds the dead body Seriously she stopped her car to check out why the van stopped moving even though she knew she was getting chased by a killer robot. She rushes into the house knowing she's still getting chased and then for some reason hangs out for as long as possible in the house slowly treating all of her wounds. She knows the things can track her by noise and says so during the radio transmission, then proceeds to talk for a solid minute. Also apparently no cars start in the Black Mirror universe between her rescue SUV and the insurance adjuster's SUV. But anyway, even after she's aware that the bots fire off grenades that fire tracking devices, she stares the loving dog down after killing it so she can get a face blast full of trackers. And the loving cherry on top of it all is that she got them all killed so she could get her sister's kid a stuffed animal to hug while he's dying. She's a total loving moron in every sense of the word.
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Supercar Gautier posted:Posts like this make me realize how possible Crocodile is. lelandjs posted:Yeah, what the gently caress. How the hell does someone watch Black Mirror and find themselves agreeing with the bad guys? Because gently caress insurance adjusters
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In terms of Black Mirrorishness: 1. Arkangel 2. Hang the DJ 3. Crocodile 4. USS Callister 5. Black Museum 6. Metalhead (really shouldnt even be ranked) In terms of hatred of the characters in the story: 1. Metalhead 2. Arkangel I just can't get over how terrible Metalhead was. You can't be so blisteringly stupid and be a main character.
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Red Oktober posted:I liked that it wasn’t. Because it’s back mirror, that’s exactly what’s going to happen. A San Junipero level of happy ending is exactly what I wasn’t expecting. I still maintain that San Junipero's ending wasn't happy and was in fact horrifying. Like the episode closes on a happy couple then zooms out to rows and rows of data machines meaning that their happiness is just generated and meaningless. They're still dying/dead in the real world and nothing is certain that their existence in the virtual world is real or substantial. This is a theme that Black Mirror played on a lot this season with Black Museum and USS Callister.
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Desiderata posted:Sure. She literally got herself killed with a series of retarded decisions brought about by actions that were objectively stupid at the time she did them. She's an average middle-aged northern family woman who obviously lived through an apocalypse and has complete awareness of how dangerous the dog robots are and then did everything in her power to get herself killed over and over. The episode explained nothing, inferred nothing, and was created solely to show people giving up their lives over teddy bears to be the shock part. Metalhead is objectively bad writing/acting/directing. Edit: To put it this way, the episode felt like a 2008 era gritty movie like Children of Men spliced with every white girl running from a monster in a horror film movie like Scream. Doltos fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Dec 30, 2017 |
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cosmically_cosmic posted:I disagree on some points, like He doesn't trike me as the military nerd type, Trek was kind of anti-military in the sense that it was specifically about diplomacy and working together than conquering an enemy, and I think that the choice kind of does point more to repression in that sense, especially the choice of 60s trek which IIRC was the one still helmed by the guy who thought characters shouldn't have inter-person conflict because the future was beyond that. Considering how confrontation averse he seems in real life, I can see why his character would fetishise that kind of show so much. Yeah all of this makes me believe that Fatt Damon wasn't necessarily evil and was more playing out power fantasies in his program. He's obviously a very timid, conniving guy. But even in his limitless fantasy all he wants to be is respected and obeyed. Not like in a power hungry way either. He just wanted to play the role of the CEO for once and have everyone look up to him. When that didn't work over and over again he started taking his rage and frustration out on programs, not real people. I think most people in the Black Mirror world don't exactly respect digital versions of a person. We saw that in Black Museum when it took a massive protest by the non-killer's wife to get humanitarian laws passed for digital copies of consciousnesses. So it stands to reason that USS Callister happened earlier in this reality before all of Dr. Rolen's insane techs changing UN laws. Fatt Damon probably thought nothing of tossing a digital copy of a kid out an airlock to make a digital copy of the CEO obey him. He probably just rationalized it the same as changing a line of code or deleting a program. USS Callister was a real good episode in retrospect. Creates a lot of conversation and was actually pretty entertaining.
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Away all Goats posted:Metalhead would have been a really neat short film instead of a 40 minute long episode. Maybe. It just felt like flat writing. It felt like they had an idea for a story (Survivors go on a suicide mission all just to get a teddy bear for a sick child) but they had no idea on how to connect the beginning and the end.
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Professor Shark posted:Re Metalhead: See that would have completely made the episode better in every way and would have been pertinent to all the drone strikes that go on every day. They probably thought the audience would assume that the drones were being operated by a human being but it really came across that they were just rogue robots, especially since the robot had mannerisms like it was an sentient animal. It also would have taken less of the onus of supporting the plot away from the running woman and made the drone operator the villain/main character. That's a real missed opportunity that would have turned Metalhead from the worst Black Mirror episode to one of the better ones. Bicyclops posted:So far, no one has defended the proprieter from from Black Museum, even if there are a bunch re: Callister that were "Wow, is it so bad that that a guy made a bunch of sentient copies of people and tortured them? Are they actually real? Makes you think, glad this episode engendered so much discussion, this so is so complex." You'd need a lot of hoops to jump through to defend the owner of the Black Museum. They made him over the top evil by selling an obviously innocent black guy's soul to racist white men for torture. He also became really unpleasant in the second story of the episode with how he doomed that woman to an eternity in a bear, not to mention how he hosed up the guys entire family life by putting her in his head in the first place. I guess they could have went down the route of him being a good person and earnestly trying to help these people then becoming a dejected outcast scientist running a museum when everything failed, but it doesn't matter much since the ending went full revenge porn instead. Really the problem with Black Museum and the reason no one's defending Rolo is that the story just wasn't that dynamic. Pretty cut and dry that he's a total bastard and deserved karmic retribution.
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Waltzing Along posted:The system worked. They were both using an app and it worked. Did you watch the episode? The system worked because they rebelled. Anyway the argument is moot because they picked the episode title out of a song called Panic which is about rebelling against current music genres. They rebelled against the system ergo yadda yadda yadda. FWIW I still think Crocodile isn't called Crocodile because she was crying crocodile tears tho.
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Bicyclops posted:That's true of John Hamm and the CTO of the USS Callister too, but it doesn't stop goons from doing it! I defend Fatt Damon and his right to abuse his digital crew. I see no difference between what he did and what we all did to our Sims growing up.
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Bicyclops posted:
I think you're trying a bit too hard to be stodgy
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Bicyclops posted:lol wtf does this even mean? It means not everyone thinks the shows are completely cut and dry. Some villains can have sympathetic parts else they wouldn't be believable. Doltos fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Dec 31, 2017 |
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Cojawfee posted:Hang the DJ: The two people matching up because the computer told them to isn't the success. the success is the two people breaking away from the system, deciding they are good for each other on their own and attempting to run away. It demonstrates that even when told who to date, these two people will still find each other and run away. That proves they are truly compatible. Yeah exactly It's not that the system failed. The system worked perfectly. Those two matched up because they fell in love in the sim dating pool over and over again with the same common outcome of rebelling against the system. For every one of them there were other couples that found each other through the sim and had the same outcomes of believing in the system. There's probably a ton of other different outcomes then simple obeying/rebelling against the system. Maybe there's couples that found each other 998 times out of 1000 because they both enjoy sitting quietly next to each other reading a book. The systems just a dating app that runs those digital consciousnesses that were in the other episodes against each other a 1000 times.
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Groovelord Neato posted:i think it's hosed up to torture video game characters and they aren't even sentient. i've played through new vegas four or five times and every time i side against caesar because even in a fictional game i can't go with the misogynistic slavers. I pretty much avoid the evil routes in most video games just because I feel bad for the characters. But for every one of us there's a bunch of other people who go full evil and that's why Callister creates discussion. My USS Callister would have a bunch of people I argue with online and I'd spend all day punching them like a PUBG lobby
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Bicyclops posted:This guy's defense of "it's okay to abuse sentient digital copies, it's totally fine" was "Looks like someone doesn't understand a little thing called nuance!." Hanging out in your programmed torture world where you inflict And I Must Scream level punishments on your co-workers is fine, just normal, and if you disagree with that, my friend, then you must see everything in black and white and/or not understand that some villains are written sympathetically. Yep you're definitely trying too hard. Thursday Next posted:Arkangel The mom went from 0 to 60 because she's a single mother. She saw single motherhood impending for her daughter and it triggered all the issues again
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Supercar Gautier posted:The divide I'm seeing in the reaction to Metalhead is: I assume that the dogs were only put in to make the show Black Mirroresque and could have been replaced by a scary monster and it would have been the same. The episode was pretty much purely about the teddy bear reveal and was just a lovely, poorly written episode.
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First thing I'm going to do in the future is torture the digital consciousness of DoctorWhat and Bicyclops by removing their posting and viewing privileges. I Have No Keyboard And I Must Scream
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The bees from Hated in the Nation became self-sufficient and slowly evolved into the dogs in Metalhead
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Fatt Damon makes more sense than Meth Damon. It's one letter change instead of two and it flows better with the original Matt
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21 Muns posted:IMO it would be kind of interesting if there were an episode that inverted it, so the uploaded people are just being complete dicks and getting away with it because they're in a computer. Like, yay, we just got Grandpa into a computer, we've saved him from mortality! Wait, poo poo, now he's making copies of himself. Guess we need to respect all of them now, because they are all intelligent beings. gently caress, GRANDPA, STOP MAKING COPIES OF YOURSELF, WE DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH STORAGE SPACE, WHAT ARE THEY EVEN FOR. Like, the emulated intelligences were natalists in life and now they're taking it to its logical conclusion in a post-Cookie environment. The Black Mirror equivalent of grandma having a thousand tabs open on her phone. Judging by most sandbox games San Junipero really should be populated by Tim Allen faces and penises for everything
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unlawfulsoup posted:A running theme in Black Mirror is that people, even the awful ones don't always deserve the tortures/fate they endure. It has sort of morphed from 'hazards of tech' to being more abstract at times now. Like even if you hate pedophiles, greedy corporate types, etc. cheering on their deaths is sort of lovely irregardless. It was one of the main things that Hated in the Nation was hamfistedly making a statement on. That's why Black Museum was doing the big poke you in the face move with people being participating in the last exhibit too. Same with White Christmas, in a way. It made you sympathize with those being tortured for heinous crimes, then when it happened to Jon Hamm the director was basically yelling the message at us.
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21 Muns posted:Is it weird that I really liked Frank's second date? Yeah, she's absolutely awful to Frank, but she doesn't strike me as a fundamentally antisocial person, just someone deeply incompatible with Frank. Assuming she's based on a real user of the app somewhere out there, I hope things turn out well for her! They intentionally made her character cold and included all the little bits that make people abrasive in a relationship so I guess that's weird ya
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HorseRenoir posted:White Bear sucks rear end, it's like Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery" but if the twist was revealed halfway through the story and then the entire second half was just a sadistically detailed depiction of the woman crying and being bludgeoned to death as the narrator goes "whooooah isn't this so hosed up you guys???" White Bear was the one episode where it was just too unbelievable that people would participate in something like this or that it would work without a hitch. At some point in time there would be intervention with her punishment, or her punishment would never exist because people wouldn't even care enough to keep up the charade. And what happens if one of the run throughs she bashes an actor over the head with a rock and kills him, or falls down a hill running from a guy with a gun and snaps her neck? A lot of Black Mirror relies on the slippery slope theory of humanity turning to absolute poo poo and White Bear was one of those episodes where you can safely say humanity would NEVER participate in a convoluted torture plot that takes 100+ people to complete and happens over and over again. We just don't care enough.
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Cojawfee posted:People in the United States would most definitely go to a theme park to see a criminal run around all scared. Go find any reddit, something awful, twitter, or facebook post about someone committing some terrible crime and look at all the people coming up with all the sick poo poo they want to do to that person as punishment. It would be a totally different White Bear episode if you're talking about the quality of people in America who would participate in this. She'd be getting chased by mobility scooters.
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