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Mamkute
Sep 2, 2018

The prison movie was the worst Naruto movie.

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Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)

Phlegmish posted:

The porn hub logo is actually by far the least :yikes: part of that product

ooh... I did not look at it clearly enough

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
One Piece's prison arc was actually super hosed up.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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RoboRodent posted:

This could be the most delicious seasoning in the world and I still wouldn't want to buy it.

Good thing theres no danger of that. Guaranteed to have way to much lovely paprika and sugar like all those cheap spice mixes.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/halo/status/1264904306358091776?s=21

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Atticus_1354 posted:

Good thing theres no danger of that. Guaranteed to have way to much lovely paprika and sugar like all those cheap spice mixes.

I love buying a lemon/garlic pepper seasoning blend and finding out it's actually 90% salt.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

I mean, once I bought what I thought was a general garlic seasoning blend and then it turned to be sweet. It was garlic sugar.

Which I'm sure has uses, but I was hoping to put it on fries.

Zoig
Oct 31, 2010

Honestly that sounds like something I would eat on popcorn.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




These people make excellent seasoning blends, including some with no salt. Try the Fox Point.

https://www.penzeys.com/

Zoig posted:

Honestly that sounds like something I would eat on popcorn.

That does sound good !

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Garlic Kettle Corn. You can have that one for free popsecret

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Not really dumb. The Venn Diagram of people who love the military and love Halo is nearly a perfect circle. It's gauche but it hits the target.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Should've used a quicksave :rip:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

i-is that pornhub font??

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

i-is that pornhub font??

Yeah, it's perfect for rubbing your meat.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Push El Burrito posted:

Yeah, it's perfect for rubbing your meat.

See, that, as a tagline, with that font for the name might actually be funny.

That illustration though :yikes:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

RoboRodent posted:

This could be the most delicious seasoning in the world and I still wouldn't want to buy it.

If it were legitimately really good I'd rip the label off and write something dignified on it and if anybody asked I would just say it's my custom blend and no I will not share the recipe

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Heath posted:

If it were legitimately really good I'd rip the label off and write something dignified on it and if anybody asked I would just say it's my custom blend and no I will not share the recipe

Use an empty spice bottle of a different brand and no one will know.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Just put all your spices in various containers labeled "pickling spices" and do flavour roulette for every meal, cumin and dill mashed potatoes why the gently caress not, rub some cinnamon on your ham, instead of sugar in your coffee it's msg bitches

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
If all your spice mixtures are 95% salt, everyone will always love all your spice mixtures, and you can just grab a canister at random and make up whatever nonsense you want about what it is. Salt is the key salt is the secret salt is all anyone cares about.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

If all your spice mixtures are 95% salt, everyone will always love all your spice mixtures, and you can just grab a canister at random and make up whatever nonsense you want about what it is. Salt is the key salt is the secret salt is all anyone cares about.

I took this gambit too far last night and made some really salty dry-rubbed ribs :/

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

If all your spice mixtures are 95% salt, everyone will always love all your spice mixtures, and you can just grab a canister at random and make up whatever nonsense you want about what it is. Salt is the key salt is the secret salt is all anyone cares about.

Salt and msg.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

If all your spice mixtures are 95% salt, everyone will always love all your spice mixtures, and you can just grab a canister at random and make up whatever nonsense you want about what it is. Salt is the key salt is the secret salt is all anyone cares about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4uvQRTCdYA

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Nuevo posted:

See, that, as a tagline, with that font for the name might actually be funny.

That illustration though :yikes:

what i dont get is that miss piggy would just taste like felt and cotton stuffing unless you managed to cook her with the arm inside still intact

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

Plant MONSTER. posted:

what i dont get is that miss piggy would just taste like felt and cotton stuffing unless you managed to cook her with the arm inside still intact

Kermit and Pinnochio are both puppets, so I doubt it matters if she tastes good if we're gonna get real deep into it.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
That image is one of those things that make less sense the more you think about it. Why would Kermit be cooking Miss Piggy? Why is Pinocchio there? Isn't Pinocchio in a lot of pain using his nose as a roasting spit? Does he have to stand there with a pig on his nose for hours? It doesn't feel like the work of a human being, just a weird algorithm.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

Sunswipe posted:

That image is one of those things that make less sense the more you think about it. Why would Kermit be cooking Miss Piggy? Why is Pinocchio there? Isn't Pinocchio in a lot of pain using his nose as a roasting spit? Does he have to stand there with a pig on his nose for hours? It doesn't feel like the work of a human being, just a weird algorithm.

it's like a deviantart fetish picture scenario.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.
Foreverially, fully muppetized and loving it

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Muppets eat each other all the time though.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Brawnfire posted:

I took this gambit too far last night and made some really salty dry-rubbed ribs :/

Reminds me of the time my da bought some 'bacon ribs' and roasted them like he normally cooks ribs and dear god, they were the saltiest thing I've ever tasted. Even he wouldn't eat them and he'd eat virtually anything rather than admit something he cooked was nasty. They were like 80% salt. No idea how the gently caress you are supposed to prep them so they are edible.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
reverse brine them maybe

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/Tyler_Macin17/status/1264627454309576710

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Wow. That's a rabbit hole that keeps going.

It appears the owner of the studio is notorious for "wedding photographer" scams, then renaming the business and doing it all over again. If it's the same guy, he was convicted in 2010 of scamming.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

these fools doubled down

https://twitter.com/UBigMadLilMad/status/1264782682069835777

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Proteus Jones posted:

Wow. That's a rabbit hole that keeps going.

It appears the owner of the studio is notorious for "wedding photographer" scams, then renaming the business and doing it all over again. If it's the same guy, he was convicted in 2010 of scamming.

So did anyone really die?

https://mobile.twitter.com/ubigmadlilmad/status/1264782682069835777/photo/1

E: beaten like a grieving groom asking for a refund

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:smugdog:

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

jojoinnit posted:

So did anyone really die?

The "Allison" persona was apparently another pseudonym of the scammer. He killed her off in 2018 as well.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
:eek: There is so much to this conga line of sociopathy.

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hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
There's a pretty good summary here, although TBH the OP has such an obnoxious post history and seems obsessed with this story, I'm half convinced he's the scammer looking to keep fanning the flames.

https://www.reddit.com/r/weddingvideography/comments/gosn0q/wedding_videography_company_denying_refund_after/
https://www.reddit.com/r/weddingvideography/comments/gqpohd/exemployee_alex_murphy_allegedly_outs_copper/

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