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The Wicked ZOGA posted:magnums are so loving greasy It's so they can slip onto a monster dong.
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Push El Burrito posted:It's so they can slip onto a monster dong. It they slip into a monster dong it's called choco-sounding.
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Magnums aren't as big as they used to be.
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Croccers posted:Magnums aren't as big as they used to be.
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Croccers posted:Magnums aren't as big as they used to be. They've always been 1.5 litres
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chitoryu12 posted:She's not a friend at all. I'm friends with the host, which is why I came, but she had become increasingly erratic and alcoholic over the years. Other people at the party obviously heard what happened and told me that she had been having these sorts of outbursts and fights constantly. It has been said before but that sounds like it would have been... Entertaining? To witness? In retrospect???
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Burger King with an interesting sponsored ad on Google. Got this several times.
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Hector Delgado posted:Burger King with an interesting sponsored ad on Google. Got this several times.
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Jan 5, 2023 20:22
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When the sauce slips out but she keep burgin'
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Dollar menu guy no longer mcmonogamous
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In case anyone missed it, people being thirsty over m&ms is enough of a thing that the company chose to address it:
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They’re going to the same farm in the country Erin Esurance moved to
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Jan 24, 2023 15:15
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:They’re going to the same farm in the country Erin Esurance moved to Erin and the chocolate one on the same farm? Give me the directions!
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:In case anyone missed it, people being thirsty over m&ms is enough of a thing that the company chose to address it: I’m pretty sure the Venn diagram of people who are upset about the desexualization of M&Ms and people who will be upset about Maya Rudolph being the M&M’s spokesperson for a very specific reason is a circle.
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Once again coming through to point out that the Super Bowl is in three weeks and you are getting worked if you take this seriously.
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Jan 24, 2023 16:53
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Henchman of Santa posted:Once again coming through to point out that the Super Bowl is in three weeks and you are getting worked if you take this seriously. On the other hand, someone, somewhere, definitely wants to gently caress them
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Jan 24, 2023 16:56
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Henchman of Santa posted:Once again coming through to point out that the Super Bowl is in three weeks and you are getting worked if you take this seriously. God, I just remembered about the loving peanut funeral and the baby peanut.
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RBA Starblade posted:On the other hand, someone, somewhere, definitely wants to gently caress them The feeling seems to be mutual. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srWqOGTYMk8
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Henchman of Santa posted:Once again coming through to point out that the Super Bowl is in three weeks and you are getting worked if you take this seriously. No worries, I don't take the Super Bowl seriously at all.
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So is Maya Rudolph going to be voiced by Billy West in the commercials?
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Mierenneuker posted:The feeling seems to be mutual. For real. There are already so many M&Ms commercials that are sexual.
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Now is the time for the anti-woke M&M competitor to grab the market. MEN&MENs first and foremost vastly increase testosterone production. Over 90-fold. There's a cytotoxin in sea snakes that basically turns on the "male" faucet at full blast, causing your body to absorb excess keratin and small amounts of bone to make a protein that blocks the signal that stops testosterone production. MEN&MEN is 100% Patriotically made in sovereign territory on an Open-Carry abandoned oil well with no age of consent.
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SLOSifl posted:Now is the time for the anti-woke M&M competitor to grab the market. MEN&MENs first and foremost vastly increase testosterone production. Over 90-fold. There's a cytotoxin in sea snakes that basically turns on the "male" faucet at full blast, causing your body to absorb excess keratin and small amounts of bone to make a protein that blocks the signal that stops testosterone production. MEN&MEN is 100% Patriotically made in sovereign territory on an Open-Carry abandoned oil well with no age of consent. They’re all green cause thats the horny one
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Henchman of Santa posted:Once again coming through to point out that the Super Bowl is in three weeks and you are getting worked if you take this seriously. I forgot there’s an annual football game held solely to debut new, exciting marketing campaigns and commercials, turning a 60 minute mildly entertaining sport into a six hour ad fest. I haven’t watched since roughly 2012, I assume it’s no better, and thus we’re going to get several new horrifying candy mascots to torment us all.
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SLOSifl posted:Now is the time for the anti-woke M&M competitor to grab the market. MEN&MENs first and foremost vastly increase testosterone production. Over 90-fold. There's a cytotoxin in sea snakes that basically turns on the "male" faucet at full blast, causing your body to absorb excess keratin and small amounts of bone to make a protein that blocks the signal that stops testosterone production. MEN&MEN is 100% Patriotically made in sovereign territory on an Open-Carry abandoned oil well with no age of consent. If only all masculine media is like Manswers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7s_1WcTPRE
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https://twitter.com/awrestaurants/status/1617975902004019231?s=20 Other companies are now getting their 15 minutes in off the back of M&Ms retiring the M&M polycule or whatever they were. Personally I think the A&W bear should choose not to wear pants a la Donald Duck. CJacobs has a new favorite as of 10:00 on Jan 25, 2023 |
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CJacobs posted:https://twitter.com/awrestaurants/status/1617975902004019231?s=20 I demand the Canadian A&W mascot remove his pants to restore balance 
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CharlestheHammer posted:Honestly the super bowl ads don’t really feel like the big deal they used to be. People watch a whole let less commercials these days.
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CharlestheHammer posted:Honestly the super bowl ads don’t really feel like the big deal they used to be. The ads have generally sucked for the past ten-fifteen years. I was working for Nationwide when they ran that ad showing the kid having a great life, until we all learn he’s dead. Think the exec that green-lighted it was canned within 24-hours
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CJacobs posted:https://twitter.com/awrestaurants/status/1617975902004019231?s=20 https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/aw-root-beer-puts-pants-polarizing-mascot-bear-rooty-pants-mms-pauses-spokescandies lol at fox missing the joke   
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Dumb Marketing Moves: Angering and alienating the customer base with pants
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CharlestheHammer posted:Honestly the super bowl ads don’t really feel like the big deal they used to be. Throw it in with the overall death of broadcast TV. "This show has better commercials than usual" is way less appealing when the alternative is no commercials at all. I guess pretty soon people may go back to watching commercials as streaming services get more and more expensive, and websites in general find more ways to shove them in your face. But I still feel like the economics of saving your best commercial for the best time slot are gone at this point.
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