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Detective No. 27 posted:I witnessed my friend yesterday try to get out of a meet up with old co-workers who wanted to get dinner at Applebee's by pretending he'd never heard of the place.
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Shut up Meg posted:Mind you, at least you can talk about it on his app, unlike these forums, so it does have that in its favour.
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Jul 29, 2019 13:55
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Gomez looks weirdly round, and he's not weirdly round in any of the films or tv series', but he is weirdly round in the original New Yorker cartoons. So I'm conflicted.
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Azathoth Prime posted:It is a well deserved title. Every time I've driven through there, regardless of time of year, I've been able to smell the garlic in the air.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I watched a thing where somebody actually tested whether or not they'd be useful for the disabled and a lot of them weren't. It turned out that the most genuinely useful things for people with various issues didn't need stupid infomercials to get people to buy them. All they really had to do for those spoons that stay steady no matter how much you shake was to just show videos of people with Parkinson's using them. That's it. People rushed out to buy them because holy crap. *googles* 
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Aug 13, 2019 22:11
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jojoinnit posted:Welp, this led to an arguement with my brother where he insisted this has to be a bit and there's a whole documentary called "Gilbert" (that he hasn't seen) and if it was his real voice it would have been mentioned in there etc...
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Cleretic posted:Deadspin did an article on this that also includes what the black students' opening lines that these were pulled from actually were. The guy's line was “I am a brother, uncle and best of all, I am a leader,” which gives you some decent pulls but nothing related to profession, and I could see a graphic designer pulling 'brother' from that. But the girl's was “I am an African-American woman, a sister, a daughter and a future physical therapist”, so they've got no excuse there. 
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Ego-bot posted:https://twitter.com/BP_plc/status/1186645440621531136 That's some serious well actuallying
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You poor, sad people living in countries without chippers.
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Oct 29, 2019 13:39
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Does anyone think Netflix has got another year or two at most?
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Beachcomber posted:It is in the US. I thought it was a Subaru commercial until the end.
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Got Meth?
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Plastik posted:My favorite part is getting a "we're sorry" popup after making changes, which means some or all of your changes may not have applied, and the only way to tell is to refresh and lose everything.
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Plastik posted:There is also a Coke museum at the original bottling plant in downtown Atlanta. Plastik posted:Brands are cults, burn them all.
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Memento posted:Homeboy there is doing the star trek salute in a star wars ad
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Vavrek posted:I remember hearing about Cats back in, what, the 90s? I didn't get it then, but was then a child. As I've grown, and my understanding of the world has expanded and deepened, Cats makes less sense.
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Taeke posted:Nah, if I tell them to wait until they can watch it at home they probably will. We're pretty close and respect each other and all that boring stuff.
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Cleretic posted:Andrew Lloyd Webber is perhaps the person least capable of making big movies that's nonetheless allowed to make big movies.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Probably could use more first-hand accounts but after reading enough r/relationships there might be something to be said for cultural mores where both families are invested in making sure the relationship works.
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Algae and rotting sea life.
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Admiral Joeslop posted:I prefer rum with a reach around. Haven't lived till you've had a Rum Tum Tugger.
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Platystemon posted:Mister Peanut’s
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Shut up Meg posted:So, the Peanut guy must have been certified dead, so is the new one a zombie?
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:profoundly unholy sex toys 
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What part of are you having trouble with 
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Memento posted:lol, so, twitter. Cracked is pivoting to twitter.
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Shai-Hulud posted:Eh it kind of depends. They are trying to build a Tesla factory here in germany and, among valid environmental concerns, some people are mad because they are cutting down a shitton of trees to do it. The thing is though: Thats not a natural forest. Those trees have been planted to get harvested a couple of decades later. Theres no undergrowth or biodiversity in that forest, its just rows and rows of trees with not much else. Recently the head of Coillte praised Sitka spruce as "the fresian cow of trees"
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Phanatic posted:A plastic bucket with a couple of pool-noodle arms isn't a goddamn robot. It's just litter.
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Croatoan posted:While that may be true there's still certainly a bunch of dumb people out there. When swine flu was all over the news I bought a bunch of pork ribs because the market fell out and were <$.99/lb. Same thing happened in the late 90s with beef due to mad cow disease. Well with that one there was a risk but it was so statistically insignificant I didn't care. Cheap steak, hell yeah.
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More like oldpr, uh, full. I'm bad at this
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Brawnfire posted:God, it's weird how for so long people just had no idea what "rap" implied beyond weirdly rhythmic singing
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hyperhazard posted:My husband was looking online for a cleaning product for woodworking. And that's how we discovered sawdust-scented soap.
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zedprime posted:You don't understand. It's logically consistent. After the climactic unveiling of the Ms Monopoly boardgame, there is a denouement where the young women receive education grants! It's about women inventors! Why are you still laughing?
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Cleretic posted:I forget which version exactly I saw it in (I want to say Doctor Who Monopoly, but my family had a few special edition Monopoly copies from around the 00s and early 10s), but I know there's ones that actually discourage certain well-known houserules for dragging the game out. I remember they specifically call out the Free Parking lottery.
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Anticheese posted:For those of us who have stayed well away from Monopoly since we were eight and visiting our grandma's house, what's the free parking lottery rule?
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Cleretic posted:I don't actually think they could, at this point. People have internalized both the regular rules of the game, and whatever house rules they think are part of the regular rules, to the point where I'm not even sure how you could make changes to Monopoly and have them actually get adopted instead of ignored. Somfin posted:That would mean making a game that wasn't originally a parable about how capitalism makes people evil and hurts everyone's feelings, and more specifically how landlords are scum
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