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The MSJ posted:Come get your Star Wars 6 movie set, containing the theatrical cut, the original movie premier audio version, the Special Edition, the DVD version, the Blu-ray version, and The Force Awakens. Actually the smartest marketing move because a trillion nerds including me would buy a six movie set if it had a competent version of the theatrical cut.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2019 18:45 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:40 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:They probably just killed that meme. Anyone have a good contact in the DNC marketing arm? I can think of some memes I'd like to...take care of.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2019 00:42 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:Don't look at me while you po-Aw look you spilled it all over the counter.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2019 05:09 |
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Trig Discipline posted:I think it's for first dates, so you can say "oh no I got it", and then rummage around in your tiny purse with one figure before saying" ...oh dear I seem to have left my wallet at home". Go all in, insist that you pay, then pull out a tiny wallet and credit card replica, only to act confusedly offended and demand that they "run it again" when the payment doesn't go though. vvv Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 17:40 on Aug 10, 2019 |
# ¿ Aug 10, 2019 17:29 |
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Ebola Roulette posted:I've watched this a hundred times trying to figure it out. She doesn't spill it so he flipped out for no reason I never even noticed that! With the blurry compression, the shadow from the dad's shirt and the cards dropping somehow looked just like some soda sloshing out
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2019 00:37 |
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Oh sure, I have no issues with the actual intended use for a lot of that stuff. It's just that the manufacturers could hardly advertise it in a more laughably stupid manner if they tried.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2019 01:13 |
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SomeJazzyRat posted:Excuse me, which disability is this? Nine out of ten doctors agree, blended cabbage is the only cure for Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Sadly, IBS sufferers commonly run out of time to sledgehammer their cabbage because they need to poop so much. [man drops half-crushed cabbage and dashes for toilet] "There has to be a better way!"
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2019 04:11 |
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Gann Jerrod posted:Here’s one set to In the Hall of the Mountain King, it’s honestly better: https://youtu.be/qM4zMofsI7w
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2019 06:57 |
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oldpainless posted:I could watch infomercials for hours. There’s something soothing about them.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2019 06:05 |
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Got that dance burning feeling, oh yeah!
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 16:43 |
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Alhazred posted:Why would you model for this? a) Money b) Nonzero chance that this company is cheap enough to photoshop wigs on stock models
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 19:04 |
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The_White_Crane posted:I also remember some adult at the time (I want to say one of my aunts) claiming that it was because they weren't using "real" chicken, but some kinda artificial lab-grown chicken muscle and so they weren't legally allowed to call it "chicken" any more. That was all over the place, I remember it too but without ever hearing any particular source. I always wondered what the predecessor to facebook and fw:fw:fw conspiracy emails was for originating that stuff, maybe Coast to Coast or some other dumb call-in radio show.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2019 15:10 |
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Qylvaran posted:a group of five goons will have at least six wrong opinions about fast food fries
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2019 16:12 |
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Majorly talked-about, from my Chicagoland friends.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2019 02:13 |
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Clockwork Sputnik posted:Colorado (particularly Denver and Boulder) is absolutely lousy with subarus. They're like a full 1/3 of the cars I see on the road. So, yeah. I was not really consciously aware of Subarus until the first time I visited Boulder and wondered, "why is every other car the same little hatchback wagon"
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2019 01:16 |
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I got a rental Versa once, and the seats felt like they were made of cardboard and the engine seemed like it'd be more powerful if I were pedaling along instead. Anyway that's my Versa story, thanks for reading
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2019 04:28 |
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The ghost of cash crab is still disappointed, imo
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2019 05:22 |
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oldpainless posted:Fred saying happy holidays instead of Merry Christmas, smh at the libs ruining the season Sadly Fred could not know of the advent of the Christ child, living as he did in pre-biblical times before the salvation of mankind
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 19:52 |
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This is basically reskinned MGSV
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 19:37 |
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What if...buying a Cadillac could make the music stop? What if it could make everything right again?
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2019 05:50 |
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Dumb Marketing Moves: No Meow. Meow. PURR for Boston.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2019 05:22 |
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That's....definitely a marketing move
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2019 20:10 |
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Cleretic posted:Andrew Lloyd Webber is perhaps the person least capable of making big movies that's nonetheless allowed to make big movies. I like to think everyone got confused and thought they were making Paul F. Tompkins' Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats as some sort of meta-production.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2019 16:39 |
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plainswalker75 posted:The precursor of which was Cristal Nacht That was a real disappointment, regular Nacht tasted way better.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 22:46 |
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Tesla thread is thataway -->
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2020 21:09 |
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Platystemon posted:If my forklift isn’t quite heavy enough, I should have a couple of guys hang on the back, right? Y-....wait a minute, this isn't the schad thread!
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2020 18:06 |
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HerStuddMuffin posted:RIP mr peanut, nobody shall give a gently caress. I care, but only because the bastard found the one way to escape without owning up to never re-releasing PB Crisps
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 19:47 |
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Dewgy posted:It received a lot less media attention than you’d expect, because the trial started on September 10, 2001. I guess you could say....we forgot
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 21:05 |
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I dunno, I prefer stupidly misguided and disingenuous ad campaigns to dying in nuclear hellfire, but maybe it's just me
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 05:00 |
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*bursts from the grave after three days* OH YEAAAH!
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 15:14 |
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1redflag posted:Well, he is King of the Juice
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2020 02:58 |
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JacquelineDempsey posted:I dunno about the rest of y'all, but lately I keep getting these disgusting ads about earwax removal. No idea why, I haven't Googled or used Gmail for anything remotely resembling that, I never actually talk on my phone, and don't have Alexa or anything like that. I just got one on Wunderground, the weather site I trust. I get them on a stupid webcomic I read daily, too. I'm used to getting the occasional icky ad if I go over to WebMD or something, but lately they just keep showing up everywhere, ime. I use a fresh browser pretty often at work, and the amount of earwax/pimple ads on some news sites is just insane. It definitely goes in cycles too, like I instantly know I'm in for a week of this cyst video trying to lure me in if I can't get an adblocker working on it.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2020 18:59 |
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Anxiously awaiting my own fb ads to start incorporating sex toys into their usual algorithmic "Star Wars + x" mashup.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 20:42 |
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Yeah ublock origin is still my goto after the adblock started the "How 'bout we allow some ads" ball rolling. Although Google is getting pretty devious, I noticed on a fresh windows install last week that even ublock has trouble now blocking video and static ads Google throws onto YouTube if you're on something other than Chrome
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 01:35 |
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I like that av on its own. Dancing worms out of context: good Dancing worms as an intrinsic component of a food product: bad
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 02:53 |
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God drat, there is almost nothing I hate in marketing more than that ARTIFICIAL nonsense. Like the big scary ~~PRESERVATIVE~~ is the thing to worry about in my whopper and giant fries. If it's that bad why are you using it in all your foods right now.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 00:29 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:a lot of fungiphobes itt Confusing av text/post combo
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 03:54 |
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Many people don't know this, but to this day every patty is made from meat product regurgitated by Ronald Mcdonald himself.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 17:12 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:The US Consumer Product Safety Commission That's the most bonkers thing ever and as much as I hate to say it, it's a good follow.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2020 16:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:40 |
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Gann Jerrod posted:The Peanuts account probably should've thought about this for maybe a minute before posting. That's the most "holy poo poo, that can't be real......can it?" thing I've seen in a while.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2020 17:57 |