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JacquelineDempsey posted:Ha, that is a good one. Hell, it was the same at my super lovely grocery store job. You chat with customers during the slow times to escape having to work their.
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The Blue Pyramid posted:I end up seeing this commercial several times a day. The only impression I get from it every single time is Man, who wouldn't want to buy chocolate which is laced with LSD?
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Radio Help posted:"The woman had to use the crapper. Turns out, so did I. It's a really stupid McDonald's ad campaign. Another one has a guy dressed as a boat captain in Montreal saying "It's a place to keep warm" and another is two teens saying "We're just waiting for the bus" thereby screaming that nobody actually goes to mcdonalds for the food EDIT:Meanwhile. the Ottawa Senators clearly have a better mcdonalds promotion... bunnyofdoom has a new favorite as of 16:38 on Apr 14, 2015 |
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WickedHate posted:What could the intended point possibly be aside from that? What were they thinking? I have no loving clue. But the fact that one of their ads is literally "WE had to poo poo while driving down the highway, and we didn't want to do it at the side of the road so instead we went to mcdonalds" really doesn't engender confidence.
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Well it's no pearl harbour spaghettios tweet
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Karma Monkey posted:If my surname were Scholar, I would totally name one of my kids Rhodes, but that's the only scenario I would do it in. (And I would expect and accept my child's hatred for it.) I've never heard of Sailor Bath
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Wasn't it changed again in Asian countries so it was Canada invading? Cause, um, sure, that's more reasonable.
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I drink tea and coffee. I have a french press for when I have time, and a Keruig when I don't (IE running out the door to work). I am hated by everyone.
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:Drinking coffee doesn't do it for me anymore, I take espresso enemas. I have Enrique give me them, but not for the caffeine.
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I call my girlfriend Unicorn because she doesn't exist.
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yeah, so, he just posted incest comic porn. Great.
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They also had one talking about it havinga butterface.
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Friends. Chandler bing made smoking cool again
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canyoneer posted:Who buys or drinks V8 anyway? I needed some for a soup base, and a 6 pack (smallest quantity available!) was $7. A giant quart can of the store brand stuff was like $1.50. Because it legit tastes better at 30'000
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Wtf does this ufo drama short film have to do with Pepsi E:no seriously wtf. bunnyofdoom has a new favorite as of 01:49 on Nov 23, 2015 |
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Rainbow 6 vegas did that too. Leading to me getting Canadian Forces recruitment ads.
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FWIW, I like how greg proops handles it in his podcast. Usually, in a lull, he'll splice in audio, each ad (even for the same product) is different, and obviously improv with a bit of humour.
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Or.go with friends and.mock them.
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RagnarokAngel posted:She was having this weird existential crisis about the fact that she couldn't die and her very first appearance was, iirc, getting hit by a train and having her friend film it to document it since then they couldn't explain it. She jumped off a derelict silo.
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AlphaKretin posted:Belgian soldiers and police 'held orgy' during Brussels lockdown Not sure what marketing is this. Unless it's for a Belgian pornhub?
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Holy poo poo.
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The convenience store at my office building sells them for $1 so my filing cabinet in full of them
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One of the automatic responses was a video from P.K. Subban thanking them.
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Cakefool posted:I know killing your customers isn't the best long term plan but "gently caress you there's meat and meat fat in everything we serve" sounds great. That's the heart attack grill
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Also take showers,z get laid, and shave
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dpbjinc posted:Thinking about it, the only burger places I've seen where the burgers appear remotely as advertised are McDonalds and Whataburger. Maybe Burger King, too; I can't remember the last time I had one there. It could just be the franchises around here since we only have one Whataburger, but McDonalds are indeed pretty consistent with appearance. A local burg place here does it too Don't you want those burgs?
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That Robox posted:Does anyone remember a few years ago when gmail was becoming a thing, Yahoo mail announced you could now get an email address like I remember it because I run into those email addresses all the time.
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What the gently caress is wrong with the French?
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Mu Zeta posted:Isn't that just nyquil?
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Next he'll be telling us that people spend money of expensive things instead of food. And also food instead of something like soylent.
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John Goodman
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But I thought people were all about that bass bout that bass bout that bass no treble?
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The Door Frame posted:Facebook keeps showing me gay Israeli resorts, stuff written in Portuguese talking about Brasil, and is trying to get me to repatriate to London. I'm a straight white man who has never left America and can't read any other languages besides English. Ad robots aren't as accurate as people would have you believe Yeah....that's my fault. You never log out of Google so I use your account. Those are all for me.
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Oh buttsalts McAfee who hid from police looking for him for his neighbour's murder by digging a hole in the beach, climbing in, and put a cardboard box on his head.
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A significant portion will end up in evidence lockers
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Screaming Idiot posted:There's a difference between being the boy in the plastic bubble and practicing basic hygiene. Goons know what the boy in the plastic is
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Isn't weed legal in Colorado?
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I'm willing to admit I am an alcoholic
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Speaking of Dumb McDonald's moves, in Canada, despite their restaurants being actually really good for nut allergies, they threw it out the window by adding a nut thing to thier mcFlurry's. What this means is that, whoops, now they are losing the approx 5 million Canadians with nut allergies, for some people who want nuts in their mcFlurries? In WINTER.
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Krispy Kareem posted:Yeeeeeah sure. You almost got us. Apologies, it's 2.5 Million which 7% of Canadians.
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