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Bip Roberts posted:It is probably useful for them to point out that darkly colored beer isn't more caloric, which a lot of people seem to think. Dirt has no calories.
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Gridlocked posted:I have watched Girls Und Panzer though, cause it's War Thunder/World of Tanks the anime and the premise of it is just so silly its entertaining. Ah, yes.
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Zero One posted:Go daddy miscalculated how much people care about fictional TV puppies: http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/01/godaddy-super-bowl-commercial-puppy This commercial is great.
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Jastiger posted:Good call on that one. I like craft beers and enjoy trying different kinds. I don't like being told I"m a dickhead for not drinking Budweiser because its "cheap". So yeah, gently caress them. Haha, let me guess, you don't even own a pickup truck? 
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Captain Monkey posted:back in the 80's/90's, stuff that was advertised to adults was done in a different tone and with a different type of messaging, so it feels like I'm being talked down to when someone has XXXTREME DORITOS LOCOS TACOS or whatever else. I remember being so irritated as a teenager seeing all of the X-treme Chocolate Milks. I also think that Yoplait's Go-Gurt should have been marketed towards adults on the go, driving to work or whatever, rather than at kids riding skateboards doing sicknasty kickflip mctwists.
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Go to Red Lobster and spend $35 on some lobster out of the microwave.
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kazil posted:Seriously what is it with this thread and all these really weird and creepy hypothetical situations?? Searching Cortana is basically that one part near the end of Fifth Element where that babe sees Hitler.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:you idiots have made me crave pizza Don't ha'te on p'hut.
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22 Eargesplitten posted:I never watched friends, so I might be missing some of the nostalgia. Could you be any more edgy. e: does no one even know the Chandler character Decrepus has a new favorite as of 05:07 on Apr 16, 2015 |
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hyperhazard posted:Budweiser got in trouble back in the day for Spuds MacKenzie, because having a cool party dog was seen as marketing the product to children. 99% of kids grow up to drink beers so who cares imo.
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22 Eargesplitten posted:I'm waiting for McDonald's to try to reinvent itself with organic, dairy free, gluten free burgers. Well they did just release new "artisan" chicken sandwiches which are more expensive and taste worse than any other chicken sandwich from any chain.
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Karma Monkey posted:What's weird to me about the Laughing Cow is that it's a dairy product mascot, but it has no udder. Not even death can save you from cheese.
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AlphaKretin posted:I'm in Australia and I hadn't even heard of paid gas pumps until now. What the gently caress, America? It's air! What are you even paying for, operation of the compressor? You are paying for the gas that comes out of the nozzle and goes into your gas tank. A lot of not-poo poo gas station have free air stations, at least in my area. Like other people said, if they can't find one they live in a shithole. I have never paid for air in my life.
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Videogames love to handwave the logistics of mounting an invasion from thousands and thousands of miles away.
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darkhand posted:Have no idea how Lopez keeps getting shows I watched the show just for the mom and daughter and I'd do it again too with no shame.
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If you click the X you prevent 9/11.
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Nut Bunnies posted:You're a group of companies whose businesses largely depend on PC sales. PC sales have been dropping rapidly as smartphones and tablets have become ubiquitous. Additionally, computers last longer than they used to. What's your grand scheme to lift sales again? It says it is faster than a 5 year old PC and they provide a link to their Benchmarks page which has no information on it whatsoever other than describing what a benchmark is. 
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twistedmentat posted:The worst truck ads I saw recently were the ones where they take a group of people and show them two pictures, one of generic white guy in front of a regular, non-rear end in a top hat person car, and the other is the same guy in front a giant gently caress off rear end in a top hat truck. They ask what the group of people think about the guy in each picture and its basically with the car its all "He looks like a pussy" and with the truck its "he looks like a MAN". There were so many commercials like this on during this past Super Bowl. *human being drives a scooter down the street while a REAL MAN drives past in his new $50,000 truck*
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bongwizzard posted:Joining the army is a lot smarter then paying for a non-stem degree tbh. At least learning to kill is a growth industry. I just buy the army suit(?) online along with those small metal doodads and pieces of cloth that you glue to it.
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Sentient Data posted:Adults that still obsess over Gisnep characters are probably the least likely to have their own families, thus they are the perfect Cat Lady/Guy demo group If she says her favorite movie is the Lion King you know you are going Gisdeep.
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The amount of erectile dysfunction pill commercials that run during a NASCAR race is
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Iron Crowned posted:I got my first mysterious bobcat in a box item! Iron Crowned posted:I dunno, I think it's kinda neat Cancel this stupid thing you dumb gently caress box.
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WickedHate posted:Pizza Hut has always had the perfect pizza and the perfect pizza atmosphere. I'd be distressed if they changed anything. I love p'zza h'ut
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Tracula posted:Does this count as horrible marketing? Oh. When I saw this I thought it was a SNL sketch or something. Oh man.
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How is babby formed? How girl fall to the pragnant?
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Grape Soda posted:Apparently it's this: That is some high quality Chintendo V.
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Remember when this post sparked controversy?
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I was at the grocery store and saw a black man picking up a package of Perdue boneless skinless chicken breasts. I shook his hand and congratulated him for breaking the sterotypes I was thinking about when I saw him in the chicken aisle.
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How Imgur posters write dialogue.
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Krispy Kareem posted:I am heartened to discover you can be on year 5 of a bloody civil war that's killed your youth, ruined your economy, made your currency all but worthless, and yet people are still excited about store sales. Get a new jacket with one sleeve half-off.
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chitoryu12 posted:I have a huge photo database of vehicles dated by year (don't ask), so I can go on a journey from the 1910s to 2015. The 90s had plenty of decent stuff, but the 80s were godawful. Brutalism on the go.
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steinrokkan posted:They sell 6 strawberries for 20 bucks You can double the berries for just 10 extra dollars you idiote!
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Alhazred posted:
I preserve my bread with Natural Ice.
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Any bread that lasts for two weeks without moulding or going stale is not made by natural ingredients.
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BetterToRuleInHell posted:Speaking of Burger King, there is a ad for the crispy chicken sandwich that absolutely infuriates me for its idiotic concept. Have you seen the Dodge commercial with REAL PEOPLE NOT ACTORS where the trucks come on stage and the black guy does a cartoon character jump and then someone gets on their knees and kisses it.
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Indolent Bastard posted:I live a sheltered life and have never heard of Juicero. Having now seen the commercial, why the gently caress would you ever want this? Just press and bottle it for me. It's 95% there already, just squeeze and bottle that poo poo, seriously! Someone a few days ago was telling me about how 24 hours after being juiced that juice is no longer good for you. I asked, "where do the nutrients go after 24 hours" and we decided to talk about something else instead. Thanks for reading y'all god bless.
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BrigadierSensible posted:What I don't get about the Juicero is that it saves the consumer little to no extra effort, and costs shitloads. The type of person who would microwave a pop tart. Unfortunately that type of person does not also want a $400 juice squeezer. Or maybe they do. Will the Juicero withstand the test of time??
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