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Great thread! I'll be there with some friends and  my wife; can't wait to see it. It'll also be my first time in the ecw arena.
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So I went and saw Bryce Remsburg, Chuck Taylor and Orange Cassidy talk over Wrestlicious and the UK's version of Nick Arcade at the Philly Improv Theater last night. Holy poo poo, was Wrestlicious terrible. Also, Bryce Remsburg's a real nice guy and I'm still pumped to be at this tonight.
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Doctor Goggles posted:So I went and saw Bryce Remsburg, Chuck Taylor and Orange Cassidy talk over Wrestlicious and the UK's version of Nick Arcade at the Philly Improv Theater last night. Holy poo poo, was Wrestlicious terrible. UK Nick Arcade? Say what?
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Can anyone point me to quality reviews of the post-King of Trios shows, please?
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SamuraiFoochs posted:UK Nick Arcade? Say what? It was called Gamesmaster. It had a giant British Zordon head teaching you about cheat codes and Hacksaw Jim Duggan played Super Nintendo against a little kid and lost. EDIT: Found it!
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I never knew I needed to see a Chuck Taylor RiffTrax until now.rovert posted:Can anyone point me to quality reviews of the post-King of Trios shows, please? I don't have anything in-depth, but the October shows are incredibly solid. Thunderball is pretty must-see and is easily their best non-Trios show in years. The two November shows are pretty average. I've yet to sit through the Throwbacks/3.0 match, but the rest of it isn't too special. The most interesting thing to come out of it was Deucalion's debut match, which was booked incredibly well and did a good job making him look like a monster despite his team losing. Outside of the stuff going on in the matches, here are the dangling plot threads in Chikara: - Flood member 17 was kidnapped and replaced with a mole for Chikara. He remained on the team for the entire season until recently showing his true colors by rescuing Frightmare from Deucalion. He then ran off and all they found was his discarded gear and mask. - Jigsaw left the Flood, but doesn't want to rejoin the Chikara side. He hasn't been seen since. - After Estonian Thunderfrog died, we saw footage of someone lifting his hammer. - Kid Cyclone hasn't been seen since Trios, but has been posting insane rants on Twitter and then immediately deleting them. - Chuck Taylor's slowly turning face due to his matches with Ashley Remington and Jervis Cottonbelly. He doesn't like what he's becoming. - Oleg the Usurper is building towards a face turn due to being constantly yelled at by Sidney Bakabella for losing his matches.
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Here's the pre-show.
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I am sitting next to the biggest MISSILE! ASSAULT! ANT! fan in the world. He is six and is totally awesome.
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The YLC was unfortunately a bit rushed and wished Heidi would have said something.
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For some reason I thought this was tomorrow. Just tuned in; what did I miss in the preshow?Doctor Goggles posted:I am sitting next to the biggest MISSILE! ASSAULT! ANT! fan in the world. He is six and is totally awesome. This kid has good taste in MISSILE! ASSAULT! ANT!s.
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NotQuiteQuentin posted:Not a good gate. Ouch. Parasara posted:For some reason I thought this was tomorrow. Just tuned in; what did I miss in the preshow? Heidi Lovelace won the Young Lions Cup finals.
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That was the best German-to-the-floor tease.
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Wow. The excitement over that first show this year didn't seem to last. I know KoT drew well but that always does. I myself aren't nearly as much into CHIKARA as I used to be but I figured first show back in the Arena would at least draw somewhat especially since Philly is more conviently located than Easton to more people.
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Thauros posted:Wow. The excitement over that first show this year didn't seem to last. I know KoT drew well but that always does. I myself aren't nearly as much into CHIKARA as I used to be but I figured first show back in the Arena would at least draw somewhat especially since Philly is more conviently located than Easton to more people. Doesn't help that the tickets were pretty expensive compared to usual Chikara shows.
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Gavok posted:Doesn't help that the tickets were pretty expensive compared to usual Chikara shows. And why would you book this weekend of all weekends as your big finale? Between UFC, ROH and big football games, this was the worst weekend possible outside running directly against WWE.
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NotQuiteQuentin posted:And why would you book this weekend of all weekends as your big finale? Between UFC, ROH and big football games, this was the worst weekend possible outside running directly against WWE. Yeah. That being said the crowd looks pretty big in the crowd shots; that might just be them not shooting the empty parts though. How many Chikara shows are streamed online? That might also eat into their gate.
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Parasara posted:How many Chikara shows are streamed online? That might also eat into their gate. They tend to do two a year. Also, Juan Francisco is history's greatest monster for not accepting that fruit basket.
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I bought this because Ciberneticos are fun and my poker game fell through, sorry I missed Kingston/JAcobs apparently.
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Thauros posted:I bought this because Ciberneticos are fun and my poker game fell through, sorry I missed Kingston/JAcobs apparently. No you didn't. It was exactly as you expected it to be. Hell of a Promo from Kevin Condron/Former Kid Cyclone though.
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Thauros posted:I bought this because Ciberneticos are fun and my poker game fell through, sorry I missed Kingston/JAcobs apparently. It was pretty great, partially because Jimmy Jacobs sells for the backfist by flopping around like a dying fish.
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Sidney Bakabella is a great man and I'll hear nothing otherwise.
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"Lariat Tubman." That's quite a move name.
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Dammit! I thought this was tomorrow. I mean, I was gonna IPPV it anyhow b/c I don't have the for live tickets/fod/gas, etc... Hey! If you are a goon reading this, let me know if there are any BDK shirts for sale. I'd be interested in paying you for an XL one.
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NotQuiteQuentin posted:Sidney Bakabella is a great man and I'll hear nothing otherwise. "GET THAT NERD"
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Parasara posted:What did this Ref do that made commentary go crazy? They're doing kind of a poor job of navigating the match. Derek Sabato was an evil ref involved in the BDK angle who hadn't been seen in a couple years.
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Parasara posted:What did this Ref do that made commentary go crazy? They're doing kind of a poor job of navigating the match. Derek Sabato was the BDK's heel ref years ago, became the liaison for the Gekido, then got fired for getting too close to the truth with the whole Titor storyline.
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Aaaaand this is why you don't do cage matches.
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It would be one thing if this was covered by a longer piece of story content but these periods of dead air + tiny snippets of story/ads are the worst. They really should of kept him in the combat gear. I dont think half the audience knows who he is. Parasara fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Dec 7, 2014 |
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Parasara posted:It would be one thing if this was covered by a longer piece of story content but these periods of dead air + tiny snippets of story/ads are the worst. Yeah, and he looks much more like just a guy (albeit a big guy by Chikara standards)
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