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they just caught a snake for the guy to get eaten by

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smoobles

what?????

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nm the snake wasn't big enough they had to throw it back

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discovery channel is showing a completely scientific non-sensationalist program where a dude intentionally lets a giant anaconda swallow him what

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
science is so interesting

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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smoobles

is the snake gonna poop him

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he's about to dive into pitch black water after a snake that might be big enough to swallow him, for science

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he's going to be wearing special body armor and the snake is going to puke him up, I'm told

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sorry for the spoilers but it got spoiled for me so I'm paying it forward

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWqaTJbxbW0&t=76s

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City of Glompton

thats a lot of steps to go thru to fulfill a fetish, gotta give that guy props for longterm planning ability


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UPDATE: we got too tired to finish the show so we hit record on the dvr and went to bed. this concludes my liveposting session

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goddamnit jett

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look they run this poo poo until 11pm on a work night? that's the craziest thing I've ever seen, maybe even crazier than a guy tromping to the middle of the Amazon to lie there while a snake slowly swallows him

smoobles

when you start a livepost thread you take on a lot of responsibility.. we were all settled in for a play-by-play of a man being devoured by a snake, and you've left us hanging jett..

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I especially liked the part where the girl freaked out because she got separated from her team and had no backup even though there was a camera operator six inches away from her, it was very dramatic

also the part where she got reunited with her team 30 seconds later without incident

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I can still livepost playing back the recording of the last half hour if you want, I'll admit I'm kinda new to this liveposting thing

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ok cool

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Al Borland

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This sounds like someone's sex fetish. I'm guessing the guy whow ants to get eaten.

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Al Borland posted:

This sounds like someone's sex fetish. I'm guessing the guy whow ants to get eaten.

they finally find a snake big enough to eat him

he shakes his head... no... not sexy enough

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*puts some lipstick on it*

i guess it'll have to do...

Qwerinty

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It's actually really good for the snake, too, and they're in on the whole thing, because their fetish is to be rolled up and squeezed from the bottom like a tube of toothpaste

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Qwerinty posted:

It's actually really good for the snake, too, and they're in on the whole thing, because their fetish is to be rolled up and squeezed from the bottom like a tube of toothpaste


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Yo, imma blob

have you any wool
im worried bout the snake tbh i wonder what kind of government permits you have to apply for to get permission to harass an endangered animal

dogcrash truther
did the guy ever get eaten by the snake?

SulfurMonoxideCute

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It's probs like that mermaid doc they did. All fake.


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dogcrash truther posted:

did the guy ever get eaten by the snake?

it would be very avant garde for him not to be eaten by the snake, the very topic of the documentary, like a discovery channel waiting for godot

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by the way the documentary emphasizes that this is all about conservation. the guy is trying to get eaten by a snake to show everyone how important they are to the ecosystem or something. insert natural selection joke here

vapoursquid

none other
i think western civilization is pretty drat aimless right now


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natural result of that: snake eating man science shows


pig slut lisa

irl is good


Security Drone posted:

they finally find a snake big enough to eat him

he shakes his head... no... not sexy enough


Security Drone posted:

*puts some lipstick on it*

i guess it'll have to do...

cute anime girl

Jett posted:

by the way the documentary emphasizes that this is all about conservation. the guy is trying to get eaten by a snake to show everyone how important they are to the ecosystem or something. insert natural selection joke here

actually it's about ethics in game journalism.

cute anime girl

actually, it's satire.

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
God creates snake
God creates man
God creates woman
Man invents TV
Man gets eaten by snake on TV
Woman inherits the earth

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.

CAT BRUSH posted:

God creates snake
God creates man
God creates woman
Man kills God
Man invents TV
Man gets eaten by snake on TV
Woman inherits the earth

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
I hosed up and I wanted to show how not ninja edit which is my tendency

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
airing my dirty laundry itt

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Salmiakki


Jett posted:

by the way the documentary emphasizes that this is all about conservation. the guy is trying to get eaten by a snake to show everyone how important they are to the ecosystem or something. insert natural selection joke here

"im gonna show every1 how impottant this snake is by forcing it to eat something huge" is not rhe best thing an animal rights activist can do

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ty cat dynamite

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WoW. quoting your own post?? :rolleyes:

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
editing right after you post doesn't show you edited, tricking people into thinking you aren't a gently caress up

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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