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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WWE RAW IS THE PRESTIGOUS SLAMMY AWARDS!!!
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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Previously, on NCIS


It's a sex metaphor

Also I hope we get an NXT match like they did the last time NXT was doing their PPV show

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Chokes McGee posted:

OH GOD TLC IS IN DOLPH'S HOME TOWN

welp, there goes that match
Just like Cleveland, always ready to disappoint at home... or on the road it doesn't really matter

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Dimebags Brain posted:

So we don't get commercials for those long meandering 20 minute nothing promos in the first segment but if it's a match then we get commercials? Really tells you where their priorities lie doesn't it?
Well for promos you never want to have commercials between them

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Seth nearly broke his neck :stare:

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Shima Honnou posted:

Nobody's allowed to call the match and Cole has a direct line to Vince at all times who yells at him for 3 hours every Monday night.
There is a feed out there where you hear Cole go "Do I have to say that, I've already said it 1,000 loving times already" then Vince yells at him and then JBL laughs at him. :smith:

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

either would have been horrible
Yeah but the heel team would be way worse, like it would be about how thuggish they are and how they should stop protesting and how there is no racism anymore

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Yay Johnny

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I hope Jake the Snake wins, but it will probably be Hogan or Sting (which doesn't make sense)

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Why is he called Johnny Football if he doesn't play football Snickers Commercial

I can't wait for Peter Jackson to be done with this LOTR bullshit and do something different

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Roman Reigns posted:

Still waiting for Meet the Feebles 2, personally
I want him to adapt Greek Mythology personally

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Yay NXT Takeover hype

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Having her face Natalya too

I wonder how pissed Dunn and Vince are that they have to call her the NXT Women's Champion

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
ahahahah what is Tyson wearing

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Aahhahah way to make your champ strong

Why do Tyson and Natty must make the NXT wrestlers look weak?

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

fart blood posted:

Clearly this was a power play by Dunn to make Hunter look bad.
That kind of makes sense sadly

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

WrasslorMonkey posted:

lol, Bray for superstar of the year? Who has he even pinned?
R-Truth

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

BigRed0427 posted:

We are having a feud over a god drat rocking chair.

THis loving COmpany.
It was a goddamn antique man!

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Oh god he killed Joel Gertner!!

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Delsaber posted:

He's loaded up on z-packs, don't worry.
Got more stimpacks than me on a Lonesome Road run

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Delsaber posted:

Oh sure, send Lawler out there for this.
Could be worse, they could have sent Heath Slater

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Roman Reigns posted:

I'm still pissed about Charlotte's debut. Goddammit.
Just wait when they have the Ascension wrestle a match and squash the Matadors

* # ¿ Dec 9, 2014 03:17
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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Yeah this is easy for you to say John

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

oatgan posted:

chrisley AND a night at the museum???
Robin probably watched both at the same time and decided life wasn't worth living anymore

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I love how these X-Box One commercials are basically "Yeah PS4 is kicking our rear end in sales, but see we are like Rocky!"

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Sex Robot posted:



God dammit America.
Don't come to Pittsburgh, we put fries in our sandwiches with Coleslaw.

Though that was more because truckers couldn't carry the fries with their sandwich

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

ZDar Fan posted:

I hate that WWE characterization begins and ends at "have commentators rattle off facts about wrestlers"
They are the kings of "Show don't tell"

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Jerusalem posted:

Shadow of Mordor is an amazing game, you can just run around for hours just randomly fighting orcs and it never gets old.
Plus your character is voiced by Troy Baker, so it can't possibly be bad!

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

TEGGS posted:

So is the Uso turning heel now?
Got to break them up!

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Chokes McGee posted:

Scotch, guys. Scotch is the secret.

It's a tasty, comforting barrier between you and the stupid. You can get a halfway decent bottle of single malt blended for like $20 American.
But what if you don't drink alcohol?

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Bard Maddox posted:

start
No I let my parents do the drinking, I keep my liver and brain cells.

That and I already eat like poo poo so I don't want to add alcohol in the mix.

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Chokes McGee posted:

then wtf are you doing watching Raw, srsly
Nothing better to do on my Monday's and I can change the channel when I see poo poo coming

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Throwing some mighty fine stones there Lana

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Dexo posted:

Haven't I seen this match before
But this time its personal!!

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Haha, hey remember Titanic?
Yeah I will never forget Titanic for making way too much money in the box office. Jurassic Park should be the top grossing movie of the 90s!!! :argh:

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

don't worry jurassis world will ensure it's the highest grossing movie ever

someone told me the dinosaur is actually a dinosaur/human hybrid
No that was one of the many stupid ideas that were thrown around for Jurassic Park IV, believe me I know I've been waiting for this goddamn movie since 2004

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Jerusalem posted:

Ahh, so they're playing of the critical and commercial success of Alien: Resurrection?
Nah they finally realized "Wait a minute what if for our sequel to Jurassic Park, we do the first movie again, but this time we at least get to see a fully functional park" Basically its Jurassic Park Operation Genesis... the Movie

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Oh Seth you are much more tolerable nerd than Seth McFarlane

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

okay that actually kind of rules

but why not the dinosaurs just get loose normally? why do they need a supposed ultimate dinosaur?
Because like the WWE, the company that made the new Jurassic Park is run by short sighted idiots who panic when guest numbers are low so they decide to create a new dinosaur to pipe up interest for the park (guest numbers aren't even that bad!)

And really all the dinosaurs are hybrids of frogs, birds, and dinosaur DNA

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Jerusalem posted:

I've said it before and I'll say it again, if the movie doesn't end with the T-Rex running in and eating whatever dumb thing is trying to be the coolest dinosaur in the world (a title held forever by the T-Rex) and then roaring while the park banner floats behind it.... then the movie is a failure.
They will because they know that they have to correct the mistakes made by Jurassic Park III, that T-Rex was the baby T-Rex from TLW :smith:

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

i refuse to believe in any universe the general public would get bored of A loving THEME PARK FULL OF DINOSAURS!
Their viral marketing is really good
http://www.jurassicworld.com/
http://www.masraniglobal.com/

But yeah one of the ideas the director is playing with is the desensitization that guests are having with a park of dinosaurs.

Also the Park probably gets poo poo on by Paleontologists who say that these aren't "real" dinosaurs (they are right, but I wouldn't give a poo poo)

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