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BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006

Darn! Darn! Darn!














BoldFrankensteinMir fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Feb 26, 2016

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Iny
Jan 11, 2012



This certainly looks like it could be extremely cool. I'm digging the style.

PUNCH GOBLIN IN SNOUT

(to establish superiority)

EclecticTastes
Sep 17, 2012

"Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything after it. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped."



Cast Summon Goblin I

Getsuya
Oct 2, 2013


Give goblin sunglasses he's going to go blind in that desert with those bulging eyes of his.
Besides all the other goblins will want to join up when they see how cool your goblin is.

CongoJack
Nov 5, 2009

Ask Why, Asshole



Kill The Goblin Twice. Maybe this game is coded poorly and having -1 goblins causes the game to wrap back around to 999 goblins.

Disco_Bandit
Sep 8, 2006


EclecticTastes posted:

Cast Summon Goblin I

Enter hut. We need to gather our spell ingredients first.

Yapping Eevee
Nov 12, 2011

STAND TOGETHER.
FIGHT WITH HONOR.
RESTORE BALANCE.

Eevees play for free.


Soiled Meat

Wow, that's just one solid desert continent (with added mountains). Better hope goblins don't need that much water... To that end:

Examine cacti.

McKilligan
May 13, 2007

Acey Deezy

poo poo in the cave. Filthy creatures that they are, goblins are naturally attracted to excrement.

Odysseus S. Grant
Oct 12, 2011

Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind


Give hug to goblin

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

Fandom is misery.



bawbzilla posted:

Enter hut. We need to gather our spell ingredients first.
That is clearly a cave, not a hut. Enter cave.

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro


Fun Shoe

> sv_cheats 1
> prop_physics_create goblin.mdl

Iny
Jan 11, 2012



Cathulhu posted:

Give hug to goblin

TAKE HUG FROM GOBLIN

Oblivion4568238
Oct 10, 2012

The Inquisition.
What a show.
The Inquisition.
Here. We. Go.

College Slice

>Acquire goblin

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users


>Look around

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer


Fallen Rib

C:\> GO EAST

Atomikus
Jun 4, 2010

Muncie? Muncie! MUNCIE!


>Sing "Space oddity"

Snugglecakes
Dec 29, 2008





>inventory

tlarn
Mar 1, 2013

You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.


CongoJack posted:

Kill The Goblin Twice. Maybe this game is coded poorly and having -1 goblins causes the game to wrap back around to 999 goblins.

This guy has the right idea.

Qwezz
Dec 19, 2010



I'm feeling some good vibrations!

>Pick up rock

LashLightning
Feb 20, 2010

You know you didn't have to go post that, right?

But it's fine, I guess...


You just keep being you!


> Examine Inventory

BMS
Mar 11, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


>Create Goblin Guano

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006

Darn! Darn! Darn!











BoldFrankensteinMir fucked around with this message at 08:33 on Dec 25, 2014

Jeabus Mahogany
Feb 13, 2011

I'm mad because of a thorn in my impenetrable hide

>Lick The Walls

BMS
Mar 11, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


>Examine Bottle

Wentley
Feb 7, 2012


>Read note

64bitrobot
Apr 20, 2009

Likes to Lurk


>Open Cheat Console

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.



GOBLIN, USE MITOSIS

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...they shall march out of my laboratory and sweep away every adversary, every creed, every nation, until the very planet is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And then peace will reign, and the world, and all humanity, shall bow to me in humble gratitude...

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

GOBLIN, USE MITOSIS

This.

Atomikus
Jun 4, 2010

Muncie? Muncie! MUNCIE!


>Dig hole, plant goblin

tlarn
Mar 1, 2013

You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.


get ye flask

Abyssal Squid
Jul 23, 2003



>DRINK FROM FLASK


EDIT: here's a link to a great reference, putting it on page 1 so it doesn't get lost

Aumanor posted:

I skimmed through all the updates, and made a quick roundup of everything that may or may not come in handy. Fellow goons, I present to you a product of time well wasted:

Abyssal Squid fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Feb 8, 2015

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

Fandom is misery.



>Examine Cave Wall

Veyrall
Apr 23, 2010

The greatest poet this
side of the cyberpocalypse


JT Jag posted:

>Examine Cave Wall
This seems sound. If there's a note:

Also read the note

Fiduciary
Jan 5, 2009


Save Game

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


>Read the note

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Ziggy Hero!
Ziggy! Save! Everyone!



Ponder hate of Kobolds

tinkerttoy
Dec 30, 2013

by XyloJW


Bobbin Threadbare posted:

GOBLIN, USE MITOSIS

FredMSloniker
Jan 2, 2008

Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.


GET BOTTLE
EXAMINE BOTTLE
EXAMINE NOTE

Oh, and don't take the note. It looks like it might be load-bearing.

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts



FredMSloniker posted:


Oh, and don't take the note. It looks like it might be load-bearing.

EXAMINE GOBLINHAUS

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Sally
Jan 9, 2007

Jim is now a BLOOD salamander!





eat bottle

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