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Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

GOBLIN, USE MITOSIS

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Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

GET BLOOD FROM STONE

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

ADMIRE BIRDHOUSE

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

GET SWORD

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

ENLIST GOBLIN W/ SWORD

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

FredMSloniker posted:

Well, maybe Goblin #001 is a lefty. You think of that, mister smarty pants? :colbert:

That or his sprite is mirrored.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

"I HAVE 001 SWORD"

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.


There's also the "check message length" button at the bottom of the message input area.

ONLY AFTER SIX MONTHS

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

GET BIRDHOUSE
TAKE ORBS FROM HOUSE
GO CAVE
CAST LITERACY
READ NOTE

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Bizarro Buddha posted:

> STACK GOBLINS

Also,
GET BIRDHOUSE
GET ORBS FROM HOUSE
GO CAVE
GET NOTE
KICK CRACK

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

GO CAVE
ENTER CAVE
TAKE NOTE
KICK CRACK

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Undead Hippo posted:

We have two hungry goblins. I think the solution is clear.

Eat Second Goblin

Then we'll be back at point 1, except with a water source and more loot.

Yeah, but it's loot we can't carry because we ate half our hands.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

THROW CACTUS SPINES

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

COMPETE FOR ATTENTION

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

CHECK MY 002 PYTHONS

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

LET'S AUGUR THIS poo poo
THROW FEATHER
DIG UNDER FEATHER

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

DRINK FLASK
TAKE EVIL TIKI HEAD
GIVE HEAD TO GOBLIN

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Walrus Pete posted:

>ASK ABOUT BENEFITS
>DENTAL?


RETIREMENT PLAN?

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

RETIREMENT PLAN?

I'm standing by this.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Neruz posted:

Why can't we just do the nice robot's bidding?

The goal of the game is to be king. We can't be a king if we're doing a stone head's bidding.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Lizard Wizard posted:

> REGRET NOTHING

Ghetto Prince posted:

>Start Religion

SHOW STAFF TO GOB3
DEMAND GOB3 JOIN

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Darker power, huh? Looks pretty bright to me. But since we've got ourselves a third uber-goblin...

USE SWORD ON PADLOCK
ENTER BOAT
ROW EAST

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Tuxedo Ted posted:

Wow, that is real fire!

>NO REALLY, DOUSE GOB 3

Could be the good kind of fire that doesn't consume the thing that's on fire. Then again, we are trying to get on a wooden boat...

GOB3, ARE YOU OK? (just to be sure)
GOB3, DOUSE SELF

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Did you guys forget we're starting our own religion here?

NAME STAFF DARMOK
PRAISE DARMOK

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Air is lava! posted:

You didn't even want to do his bidding and now he is your god? And who would want to get rid of the fire? Looks warm and cozy. If it was hurtfull, she should have said something.

The high priest calls all the shots in this religion. After all, Darmok is just a figurehead. :v:

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Neruz posted:

Wait hang on
>examine robot hole:ovr:

There's something still in there...

The rest of the body, presumably. And the staff's description says it's good for one shot per 2 days.

ENTER BOAT
GO ISLAND

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

LOOK HUT
DROP FEATHER
TAKE SKULLS

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

ENTER HUT
ASK ABOUT MAGIC
ASK ABOUT ORBS
KILL WITCHDOCTOR

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Drakenel posted:

Hm. A goblin witch doctor eh? That could be useful. First off though, in case she gets any ideas about casting magic at us,

He or she. "Witchdoctor" is gender-neutral.

BLOCK HUT
DEMAND OBEDIENCE

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

NO
ASK TO JOIN
OFFER STAFF


It'll be good to fob the thing off on a class spec'ed to use it properly.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Anticheese posted:

Niice.

>Relate dream to witch doctor
>Proclaim self sorceror king
>Grant blessing:ovr:


I want to do all this, but I also want to stay within the character limit, so...

TELL ABOUT DREAM
TELL ABOUT KING
RECRUIT DR
USE STAFF ON DR

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

THE SAME THINGS I SAID LAST TIME

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

GIVE FEATHER
BULLSHIT ABOUT SUPPLY

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

DESCEND
EXIT
DROP KEY
(we kind of already found a way around the boat's lock)
GO N CACTUS

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

CAST HAVOC

It'd be rude to do otherwise.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

USE TREE TO SWIM NW

It was good enough for Bobbin Threadbare, it should be good enough for three goblins.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

USE CANOE
ROW NW

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

thiswayliesmadness posted:

>Cut 1 ear from goblins
>Make ear necklace


You're supposed to make those from your defeated enemies, it's no fair cheating.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

"HELLO, SAILOR!"

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Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

HELLO, SAILOR!
WAIT
KILL SAILOR

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