CYOA: You Have 001 Goblins

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Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

Give hug to goblin

# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 09:59

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 17:06

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

Cathulhu posted:

Give hug to goblin

# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 21:20

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

SAVE
USE SWORD ON SELF

# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 03:53

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

USE SWORD CACTUS
EAT CACTUS

# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 11:53

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

Obscil posted:

why not just name yourself god then?

>Declare self as a god

This but,
>SWITCH CHARACTER

>GOBLIN 003

>DECLARE SELF GOD

>GOD OF HELLFIRE

Odysseus S. Grant fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Dec 19, 2014

# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 18:22

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

>AMBUSH WITH HUG

# ¿ Dec 21, 2014 10:56

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

>PISS IN POOL

# ¿ Dec 23, 2014 21:15

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

>ENTER HUT
>PISS IN POOL

# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 01:16

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

>MAKE BIRD FROM FEATHER

# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 11:42

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

>BLESS SPELLBOOK

# ¿ Dec 26, 2014 11:07

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

^Also do this first maybe^

Kanthulhu posted:

Sail towards Ship

This, and
>Bless Ship

# ¿ Dec 29, 2014 00:53

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

>bless ship

# ¿ Dec 29, 2014 11:01

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

my dad posted:

>BLESS SELF
>CHARGE CAPTAIN

# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 18:15

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

Suicide Sam E. posted:

>REMOVE ROBOT HEAD
>PUT ROBOT ON PIRATE
>COMMAND CYBORG

# ¿ Jan 7, 2015 16:50

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

>BLESS STATUE

# ¿ Feb 6, 2015 08:12

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

>Cast lock thread

# ¿ Feb 16, 2015 10:55

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

>murder youre famil

# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 21:01

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

Let's do both quests.

>Give Hate God Son
>Have Son Jump into Sea

# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 23:24

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

Cornuto posted:

>(BLUFF)
>WE'RE ACTUALLY IN BIGGER FORT
>IT IS THEY WHO ARE LOCKED OUT
>GIVE US 003 REASONS TO LET IN

Add 001 more votes to the pile.

# ¿ May 6, 2015 07:49

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

>Son, get hate god
>Apologize God
>Murder you're famil

# ¿ Jun 28, 2015 20:35

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Call Saul gobman, esq. he'll clear this misunderstanding right up.

Isn't it Jimmy McGob now? IIRC he doesn't become Gobman until year three of the game.

Anyway. Cast Summon Attorney

# ¿ Feb 28, 2016 10:27

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

Random Hajile posted:

How do you stop a Dwarven Knight from charging?

>TAKE DWARF CREDIT CARD

# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 09:32

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 17:06

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

Karate Bastard posted:

Alright how does this all work then.

Ok first thing y'all need to ditch this miserable hate box. Hate is no part of goblinism!!! Preposterous! Goblinism is about love! Goblins love to love! Goblins love fully and never hold back. Goblins love all around them. Goblins love loot, steaks and longpork. Goblins love goblins, and goblins love to be many goblins. They love the body and soul, and heart and mind, and when there is little else around to love, goblins will still love their neighbour until neither heart, blood or body nor mind remains! Well the soul will still remain in some form, as some type of currency I guess, but still! Goblins love you no less, dead or alive.

What will hate give us that a goblin really needs? Fire? Nooooooooo! Fire burns the loot, burns all the lovely steaks. And what does hate wish for in return for the fire that goblin does not really want? It wants goblin to kill goblin, even though goblin isn't really hungry at all! And do you know what???? This will actually make it so that there are less goblins!!!!! and that is baaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!! You know who else wants less goblins?????? THE DARK LORD!!!!!!

So toss that grimy whiner in the salty splashies, and go spread the message of love across the lands, for glorious boons and buffs to our chances for crotchspawn! Let us go shine the motherfucking light of love into the heart of the dark lord and I do mean all of that poo poo completely literally until the blight of our loins is mended!

Primarily I want this LP to feature an idol of love in green, sporting yellowing fangs and a vapid sneer.

>Rephrase in 22 chars

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 23:08

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