CYOA: You Have 001 Goblins

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Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

GOBLIN, USE MITOSIS

This.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 23:36

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 20:11

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Air is lava! posted:

>Define Horde

# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 15:28

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Golden Goat posted:

> Make Love God Stick
> Make gods kiss

Yes.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 14:08

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Gridlocked posted:

>Make the gods Kiss

The only reasonable course of action.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 10:45

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

>EXPERIMENTAL THEOLOGY

# ¿ Feb 28, 2015 00:28

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Bregor posted:

>MAKE GODS KISS
>GET ALL
>BREED 010 AND 013

This.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 18:06

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

The will of the people won't be denied :911:

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 19:18

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

>FILL BOTTLE WITH WATER
>TEAR DOWN TAPESTRIES
>RETURN TO CAT WIZARD
>RECLAIM PRIZE

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 21:41

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Azriel Odin posted:

"Inbreeding is encouraged", so yes, we should roll with it.

Also "terrifying" is in red so I assume that will have some sort of effect in combat. Red things are always important.

I mean yeah. They are ugly, but their trait makes them better than regular goblins.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 22:39

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Let's go pick a fight so we can see what the "Terrifying" status does.

I have a better idea!

>OPEN MANUAL
>SEARCH "TERRIFYING"

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 23:01

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Cheez posted:

That ain't how biddygames work

>HELP TERRIFYING

I am shamed.

>HELP TERRIFYING

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 23:08

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Tollymain posted:

let's not optimize our goblin inbreeding, please

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing well!

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 12:31

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

>CAST SEX CHANGE ON 015

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 22:13

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Since terrifying is a buff and better than nothing, the clones should be our go-to breeding pair until we figure out something better.

Maybe breed the strong goblin with its terrifying clone-incest child? Maybe we can get a terristrong goblin.

>BREED 013 AND 015

Theantero fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Mar 10, 2015

# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 09:56

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Well it's worth a try in the name of science.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 10:02

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Gamerofthegame posted:

>"Who's your new boss?"

This.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2015 01:36

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Cornuto posted:

>GIVE 003 GOOD REASONS

Haha yes.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 15:43

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Kajeesus posted:

>CASTLE DOCTRINE

# ¿ May 7, 2015 21:42

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

>POW: 2xBLESS KOBOLDS

First we will turn the kobolds into babies. And then set those babies on fire :unsmigghh:

# ¿ May 22, 2015 12:54

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Kanthulhu posted:

Worship the hate god

Being neutral is boring.

Nah we should worship the love god instead. The hate god brings a nice nuke sure, but the real key to goblin domination is the fact that they breed ridiculously quickly. The love god therefore plays to our strengths much better.

> WORSHIP LOVE GOD

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 14:46

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Asterios posted:

>set up romantic candlelight dinner
>tell love god hate god is sorry
>tale hate god love god is sorry
>sit them both down to dinner
>enjoy hijinks

All of those except for the last one are longer than 22 characters.

There are rules :colbert:

# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 16:44

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

duralict posted:

>CAST BLUFF
>NAME KEEP 'BRINY DEEP'
>DELUDE SELVES

# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 23:07

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

> APPLY CONFUSE GOO
> "WHERE ISN'T THE KEY?"

# ¿ Jul 6, 2015 15:19

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

dscruffy1 posted:

>SON, DRINK MAGIC WATER
>IT MAKES YOU INVINCIBLE
>NO, REALLY

# ¿ Aug 8, 2015 12:49

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

thiswayliesmadness posted:

>champ drop sword
>champ get squire
>declare squire tasty
>hold squire over edge
>bless exposed trapper

A genius plan. Let's do it!

# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 11:27

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

anilEhilated posted:

I sense an opportunity to get use elite wall-climbing saboteurs
>WINK AT SPIDER
>HEY LOVELY

This is a good plan! The spider must have gotten very lonely in this cave with only annoying spirits for company.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 13:09

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Lizard Wizard posted:

>BLESS DIAGONAL PIPE

This. Also:

>PREPARE TO CATCH RELIC

The diagonal pipe will shoot the water and also the relic in a cool arc.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 12:27

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

>ASK SPIDER FOR WEBBING
>PUT WEBBING ON HATE
>PUT HATE ON SCAFFOLD
>CLIMB ON SCAFFOLD
>FISH RELIC WITH HATE

# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 10:57

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

I counted my characters.

I am a good poster :shobon:

# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 20:37

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

owl milk posted:

>help:poison
>bridge gap to lower
>put ladder against top
>drop ladder
>get hate stick
>climb ladder
>get webs
>attach web to hate god
>climb down
>drop all
>grab ladder
>bridge gap
>drop ladder
>grab hate stick
>climb ladder
>drop hate stick
>grab ladder
>put ladder by tank
>drop ladder
>grab hate stick
>climb
>use stick to get relic

lrn 2 count noobs

What is more nooby than a Goon that can't count to 22?

One that can't count to 5 :smug:

# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 21:56

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Mikl posted:

>SIGH
>RETRIEVE HATEGOD

# ¿ Nov 19, 2015 12:58

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Asterios posted:

>GET ANGRIER
>BURN POISON FROM BODY

# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 11:07

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

thiswayliesmadness posted:

>Nice skull!
>groinstrike with hate

Truly the most hateful of actions.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 14:49

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

PoptartsNinja posted:

> Cast Summon Attorney

# ¿ Feb 26, 2016 23:25

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

>EVER PLAY CHESS?
>KNIGHTS ONLY MOVE IN L
>CAN'T ATTACK FRONT
>YOU ARE THE RULEBREAKER
>QED

# ¿ Mar 23, 2016 23:56

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

>OFFER DWARF AS FOOD

This seems like a plan that is both kinda clever and might actually work.

# ¿ May 2, 2016 11:31

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Captain Bravo posted:

Although I am a major proponent of Gobgenics, I am very glad that nobody in the thread has tried to suggest mating with the rat.

Congratulations, thread. We've retained some small measure of dignity.

Hmm now that you mention it we COULD use some Sneaky goblins.

# ¿ May 23, 2016 23:35

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Bregor posted:

>RECALL BARDS OF YOUTH
>OFFER TO MANAGE CAREER
>I'M WRITING EPIC TALE
>"RISE OF GOBLIN KING"

Yeah, let's go with this one.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 15:16

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Leperflesh posted:

>WE HAVE SEX
>WE HAVE DRUGS
>YOU HAVE ROCK & ROLL

Yes.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 20:33

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 20:11

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

mjau posted:

The worst fear of any monarch.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 14:54

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