CYOA: You Have 001 Goblins

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>Read the note

# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 03:18

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 14:42

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>Roll for initiative

# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 02:53

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Bregor posted:

>GIVE GOBLIN 401(K), FULL DENTAL

I laughed so much I nearly choked.

Go for this please.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 16:30

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>Get needles from cactus

# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 02:15

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>Stand on goblin
>Get Chicken

# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 04:12

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Gridlocked posted:

>Stand on goblin
>Get Chicken

Oh right, that's a bird house and not a chickens head. I thought it was a chickens head.

In that case:

>Use Sword Cactus
>Craft Cactus Armor

# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 12:31

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>Pray to Armok for mana

# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 11:38

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>OMNISLASH

# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 01:26

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>Pray to Armok

# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 11:00

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>Examine Goblin

# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 03:35

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>We become 003 Goblins

# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 04:53

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>Dig Shallow Grave

# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 01:52

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64bitrobot posted:

>Dig Straight Down
>Find Lava

>Forge Anvil
>Begin Goblin Fortress

# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 08:25

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>Show Treasure Goblin

# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 01:06

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>Demand Dental

# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 02:37

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>Use Shovel Robot Eyes

# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 04:27

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Bregor posted:

Enough dilly-dally, let's recruit the third goblin already.

>USE IDOL ON GOBLIN

But she has a sword and may betray us if we bless her.

>Use Staff On Self

# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 13:16

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Deadmeat5150 posted:

> Praise Armok

# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 01:59

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anilEhilated posted:

I still think food is an issue and we should MAKE MERFOLK TRAP.

I agree.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 09:09

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>Bless Hut

# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 10:15

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>Use Skulls on Hut

# ¿ Dec 21, 2014 04:18

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>WOLOLO

# ¿ Dec 21, 2014 14:27

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Badly drawn ~~Goatman~~ Dark Eye of Sauron, yeah that, powers of course! :nws:

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Dec 22, 2014

# ¿ Dec 22, 2014 12:29

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>Offer Witch Dental

# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 01:40

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Bregor posted:

>EXIT HUT
>CLIMB HUT
>CLIMB TREE
>LOOK

This is basically what I was gonna type anyway. :effort:

# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 06:59

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Bellmaker posted:

>BLESS SHIP

yesyesyesyesyes

# ¿ Dec 25, 2014 07:29

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>Cast Mitosis Feather

3 Times.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2014 12:58

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>Cast MITOSIS Self

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 07:58

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>BLESS SHIP

# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 05:37

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Seyser Koze posted:

> APPROACH PIRATE
> CAST GOBLIN TRANSFORM
> G
> G
> G

(repeat until pirates or orbs are exhausted)

Great plan, I second this.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 04:43

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>Fight PIRATES
>Win Fight

:smuggo:

# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 08:13

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Slaan posted:

Do what every swashbuckler does and

~~>INSULT THEIR MOTHER~~

>How Appropriate
>You Fight Like A Cow

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 06:59

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>Dick Punch!

or

>Cast Summon Goku

# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 01:53

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>Teabag captain

Gotta show goblin dominance before we leave guys cmon.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 03:35

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>Sleep
>Take Picture
>Look Map

E: >Open Barrel

# ¿ Jan 5, 2015 08:03

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HOLY poo poo GUYS ITS RUM!

>TAKE BOTTLE

# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 10:39

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>Vomit Rainbows

# ¿ Jan 7, 2015 09:00

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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

# ¿ Jan 7, 2015 09:52

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Neruz posted:

You're not a mod

I don't want to mod the game though. :colbert:

# ¿ Jan 7, 2015 10:03

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 14:42

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005 is an idiot.

>Learn to sail ship

# ¿ Jan 9, 2015 11:33

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