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Hustle Hound

all is known

Gunky Junket posted:

My ideal, and favourite, pet is definitely the ASH. Tough, hardy, and willing creatures; clever quick-learners and easy to train. I have two, and they're brilliant animals. :D

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I can be difficult to understand, I realise this.. and I like it. If someone doesn't understand me then they'll never work me out.. and I'll always be two steps ahead of them.

But, in an effort to make things less cryptic, I shall reveal to you a hidden truth:

Sometimes when I send a PM to a guy, there's a direct correlation between it and the greasy appendage he's packing in his grundies.

*turns to look at Jase*


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As I may not have another opportunity to do so, I'll also add here - Happy New Year, everyone! Have fun, take care and stay safe! May your 2015 be filled with love and laughter, and you succeed in whatever your aspirations may be. I'd give you a midnight kiss tomorrow night, but I suspect a vast majority of you may have the herps, and I want nothing to do with that bizzo, sooo.. *hugs* :D

my brain refuses to believe that anyone can type like this and say "yeah this is a good idea. i'm going to hit the post and send pm button repeatedly now while doing this"

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Salmiakki


Ootrek posted:

my brain refuses to believe that anyone can type like this and say "yeah this is a good idea. i'm going to hit the post and send pm button repeatedly now while doing this"

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

alnilam

my ideal pet looks like a big dog, with a tiger's head, and he has wheels like a motorcycle, a machine gun mounted on top, and 3 secret stuff pouches that are locked closed unless you know the secret way to open them, his fur is also armor but is soft to the touch and fun to pet



ty manifisto

HiipFire

JENNY DEATH LIVES

dogcrash truther posted:

it was. it wsa some weed rear end poo poo.

oh yeah, thats right. you missed the chance to get a hat with "weed rear end" on it

DUDE gently caress I CANT BELIEV I MISSED THAT

ArfJason

Gunky Junket posted:

"didn't read it" = 100% guarantee confirmation it was read :D

nah, sa highlights quotes now tahts all i need to now

Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN

Ootrek posted:

my brain refuses to believe that anyone can type like this and say "yeah this is a good idea. i'm going to hit the post and send pm button repeatedly now while doing this"

worse, they type it all out on a phone

ArfJason

Spanish Manlove posted:

worse, they type it all out on a phone

having been stuck on a phone for the past week and a half, I am impressed.

Gunky Junket

by Ralp

Spanish Manlove posted:

worse, they type it all out on a phone

As opposed to you, using one hand to type on a keyboard.

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Hustle Hound

all is known

Gunky Junket posted:

As opposed to you, using one hand to type on a keyboard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImhN6-9KLTY

Burt Sexual

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gunky Junket posted:

As opposed to you, using one hand to type on a keyboard.

haha

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Pedantra

by Lowtax
welcome home, gunky junket

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Pedantra

by Lowtax
i hope gunky junket hangs out here w/ us

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Burt Sexual

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pedantra posted:

i hope gunky junket hangs out here w/ us

Speaking of fav pets

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Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
uh

WindmillSlayer

Darth123123 posted:

Speaking of fav pets

my fav.


weird

by zen death robot

Pedantra posted:

i hope gunky junket hangs out here w/ us

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Burt Sexual

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ralp loving probed her again, gently caress.

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El Spider

i queued up the 1 month originally but ralp did his own because mine had a broken post link

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eonwe



the amount of mental illness on something awful is honestly worrying

jalopybrown

Darth123123 posted:

Ralp loving probed her again, gently caress.

She pm'd me about it and forwarded me the pm she sent to ralp, she blames los lobos for probating her before she could link the wayne scrote pics, she also wants me to appeal to ralp for her freedom.

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Salmiakki


gunktyjunket...

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

El Spider

i wish i could see wayne's scrotum right now

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Burt Sexual

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jalopybrown posted:

She pm'd me about it and forwarded me the pm she sent to ralp, she blames los lobos for probating her before she could link the wayne scrote pics, she also wants me to appeal to ralp for her freedom.

Same. gently caress it, it find her moderately entertaining. Kind of dry around here.

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Burt Sexual

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Los Lobos posted:

i wish i could see wayne's scrotum right now

Gretzkys was a funny thread

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i am he

i miss gunky junket...

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

Eonwe posted:

the amount of mental illness on something awful is honestly worrying

byob.

ArfJason

Los Lobos posted:

i queued up the 1 month originally but ralp did his own because mine had a broken post link

ahahaha

weird

by zen death robot

Los Lobos posted:

i queued up the 1 month originally but ralp did his own because mine had a broken post link

please do not probate, good posters

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dogcrash truther
GJ is obviously a rereg because there's no way someone with her regdate would have known about that seeing as how Wayne has hardly even posted since she regged

Burt Sexual

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dogcrash truther posted:

GJ is obviously a rereg because there's no way someone with her regdate would have known about that seeing as how Wayne has hardly even posted since she regged

So...

She never broke a "rule" in this clubhouse

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i am he

MasterCard posted:

please do not probate, good posters

ZeroCount


remember the good ol days, when gunky junket posted in a thread that got moved by byob

*stares wistfully out window*

those halcyon days are long past us now

dogcrash truther

Darth123123 posted:

So...

She never broke a "rule" in this clubhouse

whats your point?

dogcrash truther
whoever gunky junket really is, I admire the poo poo out of their commitment to this bit

Diqnol

Gunky junket speaks in a voice better than anyone I've ever seen.

dogcrash truther

dogcrash truther posted:

whoever gunky junket really is, I admire the poo poo out of their commitment to this bit

haha maybe its darth

Darth123123 posted:

When does your term end? Asking for a friend.

but i don't know, whoevers behind gunky junket seems smarter and funnier than this guy

Matoi Ryuko


dogcrash truther posted:

whoever gunky junket really is, I admire the poo poo out of their commitment to this bit

It's permanent psychosis, sadly. Gunky Junket can't make posts that are like "Goodnight." or "Hello everyone!" due to mental illness.

Pedantra

by Lowtax

i am he posted:

i miss gunky junket...

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dogcrash truther

Matoi Ryuko posted:

It's permanent psychosis, sadly. Gunky Junket can't make posts that are like "Goodnight." or "Hello everyone!" due to mental illness.

One of my coping strategies for the internet is that if a person seems too nutty, I just assume that they're a clever troll

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tao of lmao

True and Real posted:

Gunky junket speaks in a voice better than anyone I've ever seen.

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