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El Spider

Misandrist Wytch posted:

DEBATE RESULT: Anime Sandwich vs KoldPt and qnxx

Winner: Anime Sandwich
+5 points, logic
-2 points, negative post count
In College Multiplier: x 2
TOTAL: 6 points

Losers: KoldPt and qnxx
-5 points, ad hominem
-10 points, known trolls.
Total: -15 points

Losers: Change belief systems or get probated repeatedly.

Debate resolved. Have a nice day.

this would be a wicked forums game for a moderator to facilitate

# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 02:19

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 15:51

El Spider

the probations are bad but i dont disagree that most of the qcs crew is annoying to read and gbs. it would be easier to communicate who you think is a fag if you guys stopped smelling each others farts and saying every unjust probation is because of a joke

# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 06:01

El Spider

Spanish Manlove posted:

We have yet to decide.

you should collaborate with suicide sam e on that project if you can

# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 17:14

El Spider

Lumpy the Cook posted:

I think getting rid of BYOB would also be a good step toward removing attempts at irony from the gray forums. I know BYOB isn't technically a gray forum, but in many ways it counts as one.

byob is actually very sincere but without capital letters

# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 19:15

El Spider

Ruddha posted:

It's my belief that Garbage Day is proof that fyad doesn't inherently hate people being in charge of things, even setting rules.

he's very kind and merciful

# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 00:52

El Spider

Kewpuh posted:

like im not gonna imply to speak for him with regards to qcs but i think he has a general idea of what he would like qcs to be and for a while now you have to admit that qcs was mostly repetitive posts of people saying "make so and so a mod" and it was kind of pointless. it also kind of led to there being such a thing as a "qcs regular" which is kind of dopey. like i get why hes probably annoyed by it not really shaping into what he would like it to be. ive been around long enough to know that probations wont ever really change anything in here except lead to outrage but i dont think he was just doing it to be spiteful or whatever because thats just silly.

im willing to step up to the plate and help ralp strengthen his brand, for a price

# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 04:56

El Spider

Ableist Kinkshamer posted:

This guy used to make tons of unironic effortposts about sexually licking other men's boots in the gay thread before he became a fyad tryhard, now complains about bad and embarrassing post histories.

back it up with a quote if you expect anyone to give a poo poo

# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 19:04

El Spider

Can't wait to see this guy pull up a damning post about wanting to gently caress mens asses from the fabgoon thread, this is some seriously twisted poo poo.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 19:15

El Spider

Ableist Kinkshamer posted:

beaten by a guy with a wrench up his rear end, shameful

the only part that was worth reading was that some guy had a sander used on a wrench that was lodged in his rear end

# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 19:39

El Spider

Plafop posted:

I don't see why FYAD has to exist. Anything worthwhile in FYAD you could just post in GBS now. Close it down.

you're going to have to do better than this to get a reaction out of someone

# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 18:43

El Spider

Poetic Justice posted:

A month long probation (and a ban? Although I think the ban was for pming Xylo and trying to clarify that the thread wasn't actually homegrown, going by the lepers colony) for that thread seems definitely excessive to me.

While it is apparent from Lowtax's post that Gunky Junket likes to pm people a lot, I don't think admins should ban for that, personally. I don't want to presume what she was pming Xylo, but I'm sure there are better ways as an admin to handle somebody being annoying in pm's than banning.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 05:18

El Spider

Ruddha posted:

*takes grainy picture of my middle finger with some user names written on it, the other fingers and thumb curled into a somewhat scrotum-like ball* this is my dick! you mother fuckers!

lmfao

# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 10:40

El Spider

Spanish Manlove posted:

To be fair that person sends me 1500 word psychotic messages every day so when I saw that I didn't look closely because a little while ago when the trans thread was rebooted one of the exhibitionist posters there posted their tits after a small provocation, so going off previous behavior among crazy people I just went "yeah gently caress this" after a half second and kept scrolling down. The other half of that was "This psychotic person needs to stop posting." Or you guys could ignore the whole story, ignoring that this person is always logging in through a bunch of different VPNs and their obviously crazy behavior, and will blow this out of proportion because you're out of crazy mods to make fun of who sniff hair and lick cat butts, and will pick at any perceived fault relentlessly.

you should have just put homegrown in the mod-only section so less people would make fun of you if they noticed

# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 15:37

El Spider

Eonwe posted:

ill take it if I AM THE MOON and I can be cancer brothers

please refrain from posting

# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 23:31

El Spider

:iamafag:

# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 23:42

El Spider

a new species of poster has evolved under our very noses in qcs thanks to ironic runoff, and I fear they may multiply rapidly if left unchecked

# ¿ Dec 23, 2014 23:46

El Spider

CowboyKid posted:

What's the point of this thread if suggestions and questions are mocked and ignored?

Tell us what "bad posts" are and why. Let people know what they can and cannot post.

Be consistent.

This is a website that people have paid for. If you complained to Netflix or some service and got a response of
"You're a bad customer " or "LoL u gay" it would be unacceptable.

Now because you are unpaid janitors doesn't mean you shouldn't try to make the place better, but explain why you ban somebody, not just "Bad Posting"

If you don't want people to use certain words, fine make rules and stand by them. Don't ban for jokes you don't find funny or posters who you disagree with or annoy you and your posting buddies.

I like reading the forums, but they used to be better.

Ready to be ignored and/or mocked.

it came when there was a lot of activity in qcs while a number of bad mods were being rooted out since new threads were made about a mod fairly often. a couple of GBS posters picked up the techniques previously used and now debate stupid poo poo nobody gives a crap about, because they want justice for a day probation instead of trying to get the pedophile copypasta mod removed or asking why gunky junket, valeyard, and tehloki aren't probated for 100,000 hours

# ¿ Dec 25, 2014 03:01

El Spider

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

He got probated for telling someone who made just an insanely bad post to shut up. Here's the post for reference, and clarification that shut up was actually the right thing to say:

i agree its a bad post but i'll no doubt be negated by a guy who says fyad posters should have to pay a joke tax to tell someone they are being a human being

# ¿ Dec 26, 2014 19:41

El Spider

this thread is so bad right now that its degenerated into non fyad vs fyad and it should be closed/gassed. peace

# ¿ Dec 26, 2014 19:47

El Spider

CowboyKid posted:

Holy poo poo! You are so zany!

the barfoid probation is something i wouldn't contest because he does deserve it. nobody is going to lay out an investigation across his 5 accounts to explain it to you, but he does suck and you will probably make more posts questioning the status quo anyway

# ¿ Dec 26, 2014 21:53

El Spider

gunky junket have you ever considered posting in byob?

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 16:26

El Spider

Gunky Junket posted:

Ooh no, no.. that's out of the question, Los.

My track record with staff here is an absolute train-wreck of a disaster. I only have two favourite mods, and they're in two different forums - one that I post in, one that I don't.

If I were to post in BYOB, I would be at risk of alienating both of them - and having one of my fave's ball his fists in a white-hot hatred at the sight of me is more than enough.

So, in an effort not to damage anything, I'm staying well away from this one: �

Besides that, Xylo hangs out in there.. and be hosed if I wanna be mixed up in any mess even remotely in that man's scope - he'll go full-retard on me without even thinking about it. Bugger that, no thanks.

you're already in my crosshairs bitch, and i'm going to pull the trigger.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 17:34

El Spider

it's really cool that ive seriously impacted peoples lives and made them angry by gassing threads i don't like

# ¿ Dec 29, 2014 02:53

El Spider

the only "crew" allowed in BYOB now is the cosby crew, any attempts to move in on the territory will be treated as an act of war. get with the loving program people.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2014 02:55

El Spider

im milking gunky junket for essay long pms. currently they want me to queue up a titlechange for a previous avatar and have sent me a clown porn gif to demonstrate what a stupid piece of poo poo i am

# ¿ Dec 29, 2014 19:14

El Spider

ArfJason posted:

Mine was short and to the point for some reason, but im cool with it.
Share the gif immdiately.

i forwarded you the pm since the gif is nsfw

# ¿ Dec 29, 2014 19:37

El Spider

been thinking of maybe getting a shiba inu when i graduate or something

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ¿ Dec 29, 2014 20:28

El Spider

btw thank you ralp for sending this thread my way so i can punish people who have the wrong opinions on pets

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ¿ Dec 29, 2014 20:30

El Spider

quote:

Gunky Junket wrote on Dec 29, 2014 8:05 AM:
Heya! You do realise that I'm not asking for any kind of free avatar change, right? I have paid for it, but I'm unable to put in the pic from my phone - there's nowhere to put in the URL.

BOZO!! Stop crying and listen me for a minute! It's okay, you'll not be giving me any type of freebie by placing my avatar for me.. honestly! Dry your loving eyes already, it's okay!

Xylo's vaginal toes ban on me took away my avatar and title. I bought account and plat back, then next day Ralp banned me for owning Franco's lies with actual facts. That was a total bullshit ban, I was done, like hell I was buying back in.

Next day, out of habit, I grabbed phone and clicked a SA bookmark.. and found my account up and running. Schweeeet! I then went about sorting my crap.

Here's my title/av change purchase document...

&&&&&&&&&&

Thanks for buying stuff from the Something Awful Forums Store! �Please keep this message as a receipt of your transaction. If you require assistance, please reply to this message and include all of the information below.

Order Number: 813e854788cf
Order Date: 12/16/2014 11:15 pm CST
Items Purchased: 1
Order Total: $5.00
��paid by certificate: $0.00
��paid by credit card: $5.00

Below are specific messages corresponding to the items you purchased:

--------------------------------------------------

Username: Gunky Junket
Your title change has been processed and applied to the user account. �It should
show up on the forums within a few minutes.

&&&&&&&&&&

I filled in my title text�and�waited�for�somebody�to�come along�who�could�help�me with the av part. For around two weeks now I've been patiently waiting for someone, for a moment such as this - something so retarded and stupid, which I'd tolerate quietly, in return for my (paid for in full) avatar getting placed (centered) for me.

Leeloo Avatar URL PIC...

http://i.imgur.com/yq9KywV.gif

Again, please don't think that I'm asking for anything for free; I've paid! I just need SA to place my avatar on my profile for me, thereby honouring the transaction. Please put my avatar up for me!

No need for you to be sad Los Lobozo; I am not trying to take advantage of you in any way, this is a legit purchase I made, and you'll always be my favourite clown. Cheer up, my friend!