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Keg
Sep 22, 2014


The ease of acquiring deadly ammunition in America has reach hollow point.

If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma

I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov!

Winner of the Toastmasters award for ‘best speech about handguns’ won a Glock n’ spiel.

A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action!

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Vulich the Subtle
Nov 25, 2012

Paul is unimpressed by the glories of the Host.


Keg posted:

The ease of acquiring deadly ammunition in America has reach hollow point.

If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma

I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov!

Winner of the Toastmasters award for ‘best speech about handguns’ won a Glock n’ spiel.

A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action!

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011



They dont build guns like they used too. Too many modern firearms show signs of shotty workmanship.

Snowman Crossing
Dec 4, 2009



In the latest data for new handgun sales, Glocks have really been blowing up

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



Keg posted:

A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action!

He looked at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


a panda eats shoots and leafs

right arm
Oct 29, 2011



The Flying Fish posted:

He looked at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.

jesus christ...

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



glock 'n awe

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



PAGING FANG

DR FANG

REPORT TO THE PUN THREAD

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012


my personal Top 25 gun puns, jokes, and gags

what kind of gun do you have after dinner? A dessert eagle
what happens if you get shot in the eye? You get glock coma
I tried to eat my gun-shaped ice-cream cake on a sunny day, but it got really Uzi
Why do bakers like shotguns? The pumpernickel action
Did you hear about the bullet who was bad at his job? he got fired
Bullet: "I was going to get fired from my job, but I didn't - I really dodged a person!"
the one about the panda that eats shoots and leaves
Two cowboys are having a fight and one of them shouts "DRAW" and the other one starts drawing a picture [wrong meaning]
A gun walks into a bar and has a shot
Why did the gun cross the road? To shoot a criminal on the other side. Support your 2nd amendment rights
Bullet: "my boss got fired - and i'm really "gunning" for a promotion!"
Dad gun: "son, why didnt you do you homework!?" son: "sorry dad,.. theres a zero tolerance policy at school"
Why did the criminal wash his gun? He wanted to have a clean getaway
Why did the policeman wash his gun? he didnt want to be a dirty cop
Whats a gun's favorite film? Logan's Gun
Why did no one believe the bullet? his promises were hollow - hollow-point, that is (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollow-point%20bullet)
Why did the gun owner chip his teeth? He tried to BITE THE BULLET!!
What's a gun's favorite sitcom? 30 Glock
whats a gun's favorite song? 1 o glock, 2 o glock, 3 o glock... glock!!
Why do gun owners always ride up front? They call shotgun
how do people with guns hang out? They "shoot" the poo poo. they shoot the poo poo. gently caress me.
how do you make a gun owner cry? invite them to a shotgun wedding
You can easily trick a gun owner by getting them over a barrel!!
What do two guns do when they're in love? A serpent's kiss
why do gun owners like pencils? the lead reminds them of the bullet kind of lead

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED




We already did this.

right arm
Oct 29, 2011



knife to meet you

edit: gently caress

right arm
Oct 29, 2011



gluck (variation of the cuck meme)

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014



no they will not posted:

my personal Top 25 gun puns, jokes, and gags

what kind of gun do you have after dinner? A dessert eagle
what happens if you get shot in the eye? You get glock coma
I tried to eat my gun-shaped ice-cream cake on a sunny day, but it got really Uzi
Why do bakers like shotguns? The pumpernickel action
Did you hear about the bullet who was bad at his job? he got fired
Bullet: "I was going to get fired from my job, but I didn't - I really dodged a person!"
the one about the panda that eats shoots and leaves
Two cowboys are having a fight and one of them shouts "DRAW" and the other one starts drawing a picture [wrong meaning]
A gun walks into a bar and has a shot
Why did the gun cross the road? To shoot a criminal on the other side. Support your 2nd amendment rights
Bullet: "my boss got fired - and i'm really "gunning" for a promotion!"
Dad gun: "son, why didnt you do you homework!?" son: "sorry dad,.. theres a zero tolerance policy at school"
Why did the criminal wash his gun? He wanted to have a clean getaway
Why did the policeman wash his gun? he didnt want to be a dirty cop
Whats a gun's favorite film? Logan's Gun
Why did no one believe the bullet? his promises were hollow - hollow-point, that is (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollow-point%20bullet)
Why did the gun owner chip his teeth? He tried to BITE THE BULLET!!
What's a gun's favorite sitcom? 30 Glock
whats a gun's favorite song? 1 o glock, 2 o glock, 3 o glock... glock!!
Why do gun owners always ride up front? They call shotgun
how do people with guns hang out? They "shoot" the poo poo. they shoot the poo poo. gently caress me.
how do you make a gun owner cry? invite them to a shotgun wedding
You can easily trick a gun owner by getting them over a barrel!!
What do two guns do when they're in love? A serpent's kiss
why do gun owners like pencils? the lead reminds them of the bullet kind of lead

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Blooster
Dec 5, 2014

Yeah, right on. Bloody zoos, who needs them?


no they will not posted:

my personal Top 25 gun puns, jokes, and gags

what kind of gun do you have after dinner? A dessert eagle
what happens if you get shot in the eye? You get glock coma
I tried to eat my gun-shaped ice-cream cake on a sunny day, but it got really Uzi
Why do bakers like shotguns? The pumpernickel action
Did you hear about the bullet who was bad at his job? he got fired
Bullet: "I was going to get fired from my job, but I didn't - I really dodged a person!"
the one about the panda that eats shoots and leaves
Two cowboys are having a fight and one of them shouts "DRAW" and the other one starts drawing a picture [wrong meaning]
A gun walks into a bar and has a shot
Why did the gun cross the road? To shoot a criminal on the other side. Support your 2nd amendment rights
Bullet: "my boss got fired - and i'm really "gunning" for a promotion!"
Dad gun: "son, why didnt you do you homework!?" son: "sorry dad,.. theres a zero tolerance policy at school"
Why did the criminal wash his gun? He wanted to have a clean getaway
Why did the policeman wash his gun? he didnt want to be a dirty cop
Whats a gun's favorite film? Logan's Gun
Why did no one believe the bullet? his promises were hollow - hollow-point, that is (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollow-point%20bullet)
Why did the gun owner chip his teeth? He tried to BITE THE BULLET!!
What's a gun's favorite sitcom? 30 Glock
whats a gun's favorite song? 1 o glock, 2 o glock, 3 o glock... glock!!
Why do gun owners always ride up front? They call shotgun
how do people with guns hang out? They "shoot" the poo poo. they shoot the poo poo. gently caress me.
how do you make a gun owner cry? invite them to a shotgun wedding
You can easily trick a gun owner by getting them over a barrel!!
What do two guns do when they're in love? A serpent's kiss
why do gun owners like pencils? the lead reminds them of the bullet kind of lead

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