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Dec 7, 2014

Must Go Faster!

So I happened to stumble across this cooking book on Amazon and was curious if anyone has tried any of the recipes in it. According to the book they state that the best seamen is that from geriatrics and that retirement homes are the best place to request donors (I'm not making it up it's in the cook book).

Here is the selling points of the cookbook:

"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book! "

I guess ill start with posting the gentile side of the recipes

Galliano Shot
Galliano is an Italian herbal liqueur with a distinct yellow color. Despite its unique exotic flavor, it does not overpower the semen at all. In fact, the mellow, spicy vanilla tones enhance the seminal notes.

March 3, 2013
Prep time: 5 min
Cook time: 5 min
Total time: 10 min
Yield: 1 cum shot

1 oz Galliano

1 oz Freshly brewed coffee

1-2 tsp Semen

1-2 tsp Whipped Cream


Mix the two creams before beating them stiff. Pour the Galliano in a shot glass and use a spoon to carefully layer the hot coffee on top. Add the semen cream and drink while still hot.
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Here is one more drink recipe if your adventurous. Next week ill start with appraisers

Macho Mojito from book called Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook [url]

I recently learned that the name Mojito comes from the Spanish word mojadito, which translates as a little wet. This coincidently also applies to many situations involving semen. This is my take on the classic drink!

Published: March 3, 2013
Prep time: 5 min
Cook time: 10 min
Total time: 15 min
Yield: 1 Semen Infused Mojito

1 oz Spiced rum

Mint leaves

1 tbsp Sugar

1 tsp Powdered sugar

1/2 oz Lime juice

2 oz Soda water


Lime wedges


Thoroughly blend lime juice and sugar. Add the mint leaves and gently bruise the leaves to release the flavors by mashing the mixture with a muddler. Then add the rum and stir to lift up the mint leaves from the bottom of the glass. Top the drink with whole ice cubes and soda water.

Using a milk frother, gradually whisk small amounts of powdered sugar into melted semen until it reaches a creamy airy consistency. Taste frequently to achieve the perfect sweet and salty balance.

Carefully spoon the sweet froth into the side of the glass so that it gracefully cascades down the glass. Garnish with lime wedges.

Here is a video

shankerz fucked around with this message at Dec 11, 2014 around 13:45


The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

Gismchat is over here.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Goons With Spoons: please use the existing jizz thread instead of starting a new one

Dec 7, 2014

Must Go Faster!

My Lovely Horse posted:

Goons With Spoons: please use the existing jizz thread instead of starting a new one

Sorry guys my powers of searching missed it. I was using seamen in the search catagory lol. Can we get a mod,to merge this into the existing one please?

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