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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Not like she has any plans to get close to the action.

lol

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


TUF fights always demonstrate the worst part of our fast approaching future without sponsors: nothing to read during boring fights.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Magaña knows you actually have to train in Thailand to get good at kickboxing, right? You don't just live there and get better by osmosis.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Tecia is basically Diego Sanchez

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
People who have watched the show, please advise, is Angela Magana an actual trained fighter or is this going to be like that yahtzee game where the dude isn't really an astronaut at the end

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
There are probably Thai-bo instructors who would be performing better in this fight than Magana.

Solomonic posted:

People who have watched the show, please advise, is Angela Magana an actual trained fighter or is this going to be like that yahtzee game where the dude isn't really an astronaut at the end

She lost to Conor McGregor's likable but extremely bad and kinda fat training partner.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Tecia spent the last minute of the fight doing her impression of an inflexible Young Buck.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Reminder: Magana said she stole some of Tecia's clothing to smell and use as a homing mechanism for her Astral Projection sessions where she would spy on Tecia's training.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

fatherdog posted:

Magaña knows you actually have to train in Thailand to get good at kickboxing, right? You don't just live there and get better by osmosis.

this fucks me up. if she's actually training hard out over there then she might have some serious, damaging coordination issues or some guy is pulling a really loving long-con against a criminally retarded foreign woman

Minitrue
Aug 6, 2010

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Tecia spent the last minute of the fight doing her impression of an inflexible Young Buck.

Sweet Shin Music Party.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

sportsgenius86 posted:

Tecia is basically Diego Sanchez

I feel like she's a bit like Sam Stout in that she has above-average striking for her division but no real finishing ability to speak of. She wins pretty much all her matches on points but I don't feel that she every really puts her opponents in serious danger.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

sportsgenius86 posted:

Tecia is basically Diego Sanchez

What? No. What?

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
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I swear to god I just heard a corner yell, "Kicks, knees, tweets." Magana truly trains 24 hours a day.

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
Finish her. It is like a drat practice dummy in a video game it can't be that hard to knock her out.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Tecia Torres has zero killer instinct. Every time she hurts Magana she stops striking, squares up, and throws a weak loving kick that Jon Anik tries to sell as being the best in MMA. After which Magana recovers because well nothing loving happened. It's frustrating to watch.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Go for another take down Magana, they've all looked swell so far.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Magana should stick to posting her butt on Twitter since she's really bad at fighting.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

lmao. I hope this is at least 30-26.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Tecia has some kickin' bacne.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
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he knows...


*opponent is clearly rocked*

"Go for the sidekick to the body."

*opponent recovers*

"Time for punches!"

*opponent is clearly rocked again*

"Oh hell yeah, perfect opening for my weak sidekick."

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....

Charles Gnarwin posted:

*opponent is clearly rocked*

"Go for the sidekick to the body."

*opponent recovers*

"Time for punches!"

*opponent is clearly rocked again*

"Oh hell yeah, perfect opening for my weak sidekick."

I was getting really mad because after like 2 minutes of punching Magana she should of realized she has zero offense and I don't think anyone would have been easier to finish than Magana who was rocked several times. loving Tecia torres is never going to be great.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Angela giving Jenna a run on the Queen of Taking Shots to the Face

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

colonel_korn posted:

lmao. I hope this is at least 30-26.

Nice call.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

origami posted:

Angela giving Jenna a run on the Queen of Taking Shots to the Face

:drat:

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

origami posted:

Angela giving Jenna a run on the Queen of Taking Shots to the Face

christy mac

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I wonder if the 30-26 will temper Angela's insanity at all

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

cruickshank will avenge that tonight by giving porn stars their feel-good mma moment of the year

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
twitter is about to get real loving stupid

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
EXOTIC ALIEN: Wow, that's an incredible talent, what do you plan to do with it?



            ___ I'm going to make $25 as Angela Magana's cornerman and tell her she can fight
 ,gPPPPRg, /
dP'     `Yb____ I'm going to hold seminars about lying to women
Yb   '   dP
 "8ggggg8" \___ The holocaust never happened

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

drat dude

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
N o better way to build up a fighter than themselves talking about being sexually abused. why not show her throwing good punches and kicks but nope let us show her being emotionally distraught.

I will be happy to see Carla stop smiling and maybe we will get to see her puke again when Rose busts her up.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

EXOTIC ALIEN: Wow, that's an incredible talent, what do you plan to do with it?



            ___ I'm going to make $25 as Angela Magana's cornerman and tell her she can fight
 ,gPPPPRg, /
dP'     `Yb____ I'm going to hold seminars about lying to women
Yb   '   dP
 "8ggggg8" \___ The holocaust never happened


loooooooooooooool

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Marching Powder posted:

twitter is about to get real loving stupid

She literally posted a picture of Bec Rawlings pooping. It can't get much lower.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Triticum Guzzler posted:

EXOTIC ALIEN: Wow, that's an incredible talent, what do you plan to do with it?



            ___ I'm going to make $25 as Angela Magana's cornerman and tell her she can fight
 ,gPPPPRg, /
dP'     `Yb____ I'm going to hold seminars about lying to women
Yb   '   dP
 "8ggggg8" \___ The holocaust never happened


Hahahahahaha

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I wish the mean responses were actually that mean in ME.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Meowbot posted:

N o better way to build up a fighter than themselves talking about being sexually abused. why not show her throwing good punches and kicks but nope let us show her being emotionally distraught.

If just throwing good punches and kicks was enough to build up a fighter Mighty Mouse would be headlining million-buy ppvs. Casual fans like having an emotional connection to a fighter; a big part of promotion is trying to build one however you can.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Tecia is like Bendo with regards her pantastic thighs.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Triticum Guzzler posted:

EXOTIC ALIEN: Wow, that's an incredible talent, what do you plan to do with it?



            ___ I'm going to make $25 as Angela Magana's cornerman and tell her she can fight
 ,gPPPPRg, /
dP'     `Yb____ I'm going to hold seminars about lying to women
Yb   '   dP
 "8ggggg8" \___ The holocaust never happened


holy poo poo

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
No better way to build a new division than putting all the top contenders on the prelims. Just ask the flyweights!

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colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Of all the prelim fights I feel like this one has the best potential to be cool or at least funny. Don't really have high hopes for Clark/Rawling or Herrig/Ellis.

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