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Masochism
Aug 28, 2004

Stoned, Ripped, Twisted...Good People.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

EXOTIC ALIEN: Wow, that's an incredible talent, what do you plan to do with it?



            ___ I'm going to make $25 as Angela Magana's cornerman and tell her she can fight
 ,gPPPPRg, /
dP'     `Yb____ I'm going to hold seminars about lying to women
Yb   '   dP
 "8ggggg8" \___ The holocaust never happened


Amazing.

I can't remember, does Angela Magana have a kid?

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colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Masochism posted:

I can't remember, does Angela Magana have a kid?

Yes, a 12-year old daughter who is apparently starting to compete in Muay Thai herself :ohdear:

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Maybe in six years she can avenge her mom

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Our fight clock is brought to you by Dokdo. Dokdo - Dokdo Is Korean Territory.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I'm rooting for the nice tattooed lady

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
This fight should be good

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Jojo should have been on the main card!

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
I'd like to give a thank you to my sponsors, St. Andrew's Saltire

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Our fight clock is brought to you by Dokdo. Dokdo - Dokdo Is Korean Territory.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Our fight clock is brought to you by Dokdo. Dokdo - Dokdo Is Korean Territory.

Dokdo what nippon won't

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



So I missed the first fight. How was it?

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Calderwood needs to keep it outside.

*eats leg kicks all day*

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

Mr. Nice! posted:

So I missed the first fight. How was it?

bad

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford




Considering the competitors I am SHOCKED.

Did the crazy woman or the mini-Peņa win?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxZr6u9fT1I

Represent Scotland.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

Mr. Nice! posted:

Considering the competitors I am SHOCKED.

Did the crazy woman or the mini-Peņa win?

Torres took it 30-26 I think, it was awful and is probably making this seem a whole lot better just by virtue of juxtaposition

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
As I believe I have previously noted, my favorite thing about Calderwood was showing her highlight reel to a Scottish friend of mine who neither watches nor follows mma and having his immediate response be "She looks like she's from Kilmarnock."

(Calderwood is, in fact, from Kilmarnock)

I like the implication that Scots can recognize each other's hometowns based on how they punch each other

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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I think Tecia makes a good Rash while Nakai and Peņa would be a pretty sweet Zitz and Pimple respectively.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Fights like these are why I find discussion of rankings in this division so dumb, because almost all the fighters are really bad. Like who cares if Calderwood beat the current Invicta champion, she's fucken bad and doesn't know how to do a kimura.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
this is the first fight that looks like it belongs on television

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Marching Powder posted:

this is the first fight that looks like it belongs on television

Isn't this the second fight?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

1st AD posted:

Fights like these are why I find discussion of rankings in this division so dumb, because almost all the fighters are really bad. Like who cares if Calderwood beat the current Invicta champion, she's fucken bad and doesn't know how to do a kimura.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

1st AD posted:

Fights like these are why I find discussion of rankings in this division so dumb, because almost all the fighters are really bad. Like who cares if Calderwood beat the current Invicta champion, she's fucken bad and doesn't know how to do a kimura.

GSP couldn't finish Dan Hardy with an armbar, He A Bad

efb

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Mr. Nice! posted:

Isn't this the second fight?

There were two fight pass prelims as well. Angela Hill vs Emily Kagan and Aisling Daly vs Alex Chambers.

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

Marching Powder posted:

this is the first fight that looks like it belongs on television

This fight is loving awful, are you serious?

Masochism
Aug 28, 2004

Stoned, Ripped, Twisted...Good People.
Come on JoJo. :ohdear:

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I love JoJo but she looks like shitttttttt

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

LobsterMobster posted:

GSP couldn't finish Dan Hardy with an armbar, He A Bad

efb

Unironically agree.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

K8.0 posted:

This fight is loving awful, are you serious?

it's displaying some degree of technical competence from both fighters in the stand up area of fighting.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
she has to jump to hit calderwood in the chin, it's like mike tyson's octagon punch-out

double negative
Jul 7, 2003


She's getting hit a lot given that her opponent would need a step ladder for this to really be fair

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother, what will I be?
Will I be pretty, will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me:

No.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Gonna be funny when JoJo loses a decision due to Stockton rules.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Han tried to spike herself.

double negative
Jul 7, 2003


Solomonic posted:

she has to jump to hit calderwood in the chin, it's like mike tyson's octagon punch-out

Ham tried to knee Calderwood a few times in the first round and it was like watching a toddler trying to climb the stairs

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother, what will I be?
Will I be pretty, will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me:

No.


ah the scottish national anthem

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Scottish suplex to close the round

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

why does the tall one have a giant tattoo of some kind of umbrella elephant thing what is that

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Luigi Thirty posted:

why does the tall one have a giant tattoo of some kind of umbrella elephant thing what is that

mma

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
seriously how did her face get so hosed up against someone who can't physically reach her

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