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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
MY NAME IS DEAN AMBROSE, AND I AM THE SLEAZIEST MAN ALIVE.



WHEN I WAS A BOY, I SAW MY MOTHER KILLED BY SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE. THEN A THREE MAN WRESTLING TEAM MADE ME THE IMPOSSIBLE.



TO THE REST OF THE WORLD, I'M AN ORDINARY MAIN EVENTER. BUT SECRETLY, I USE MY POWERS TO BEAT UP HILLBILLIES AND DIVE OFF CAGES. AND ONE DAY, I'LL FIND WHO KILLED MY MOTHER AND SAVE MY FATHER.

OH WAIT IT WAS ME.



LOL.

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
allllllll by myself

don't want to be

alllllllllll by myyyyyyyyyyyyyseeeeeeeeeeelf

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Chokes McGee posted:

allllllll by myself

don't want to be

alllllllllll by myyyyyyyyyyyyyseeeeeeeeeeelf

Your not...in spirit at least. I might go play some Neverwinter.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

It's a shoot!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

BigRed0427 posted:

Your not...in spirit at least. I might go play some Neverwinter.

I'm actually going back and forth between CW super hero shows and Smackdown. It's making for some really awesome ideas.

For example, we could have Ra's Al Ghul run John Cena through and boot him off a cliff. Sure he'll be back next episode, but it makes for an exciting week.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Cena giving a heel promo

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

NutritiousSnack posted:

Cena giving a heel promo

Professor Zoom is really working as a tweener these days but he's still got the yellow and red going on

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I'm in an awful mood. Will SD cheer me up?!

No.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I love Mankind's new Firestorm gimmick, but I'm worried he'll just be Kane 2.0

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Holy poo poo the Ascension has gone full Road Warriors ripoff

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Hey, leftover stuff from NXT WAIT gently caress THAT'S ASCENSION ON SMACKDOWN

Dr Crazyfist
Jul 4, 2014
Ascension!!!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Tyson Kidd is still a cat

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Ascension gonna murder Mizdow so hard.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Also that Cena promo was more heelish than anything Rollins said. God drat I hate John Cena's scripting. It's a personification of everything wrong with Vince and WWE Creative.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Ascension promo and Mizdow with painted toys for a slammy award good time to tune in.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Kidd and Cesaro are stepping...ohhh...Usos...:smith:

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Chokes McGee posted:

Ascension gonna murder Mizdow so hard.

They should go ahead and let the Cena Twins take the belts so that I can laugh if the Ascension squashes them.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Pariah Rex posted:

They should go ahead and let the Cena Twins take the belts so that I can laugh when they squash the Ascension.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Critically acclaimed Scooby Doo short.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
OH SHI FIRESTORM RUN IN

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

You think Bryan or Naomi ever had a moment where they thought they were talking to their spouse and it turned out to be their sibling?

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Huh, he actually did the swing (kind of). Been months, hasn't it?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

BigRed0427 posted:

You think Bryan or Naomi ever had a moment where they thought they were talking to their spouse and it turned out to be their sibling?

I'm prrrrrrretty sure they'd be able to tell the difference between Brie and Nikki.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
benelephant

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006
Nice tag move, if a little cartoony.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Can Cesaro just go be like the final boss character in NXT instead of just being the job king on the main roster?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
This angle needs to end with Naomi running off with Mizdow.

It won't but it should.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Ok, any amount of drama they want out of this is undercut by Mizdow.

Not sure if that's good or bad.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

BigRed0427 posted:

Ok, any amount of drama they want out of this is undercut by Mizdow.

Not sure if that's good or bad.

I'm not a fan of what they're doing with Multiplex this season, there's only two of him and one of them is really lame

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Naomi's a strong woman. Literally. Like drat.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Chokes McGee posted:

This angle needs to end with Naomi running off with Mizdow.

It won't but it should.

Yeah, Mizdow should beat the jealous husband and the sneaky Miz. The Tyson Kid's, Cena's, Bryan's, and that should be his new gimmick.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Naomi's a strong woman. Literally. Like drat.

She could schoolboy a mailbox

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Wait...THe Ark of the Covenant?

JBL, what are you talking about?

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Chokes McGee posted:

I'm not a fan of what they're doing with Multiplex this season, there's only two of him and one of them is really lame

They already "killed" him.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
This is the most development I've seen on a midcard storyline in a while.

Thought they weren't supposed to write those.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Coconut nog with brandy and superhero TV. I couldn't give less of a poo poo about Smackdown right now. :cheers:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Pariah Rex posted:

They already "killed" him.

No they didn't he's got a title and is right there talking to Naomi

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Seth Rollins should come out wearing some sort of armor made of tables so that if Cena attacks him he will lose.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Yeah I'm a PoliSci major but I'm minoring in History of Wyatt/Ambrose Relations.

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