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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > "Marco?" "Polo!" Venetians, Mongols and Arab Ninjas - S1 out on Netflix!
 
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The North Tower
Aug 20, 2007

You should throw it in the ocean.

Verisimilidude posted:

So I've realized I treat this show the same way I imagine most (non-book readers) treat Game of Thrones. That is I know maybe two character names and the rest are just descriptions. Creepy Mantis Guy, Blind Monk, Blue Princess, Sexy Wrestler Chick, etc..

There's also Kublai's Brother, Guy Who Sexy Wrestler Chick Lets Win, Royal Prostitute, Royal Prostitute's Prostitute Friend, Muslim Guy, Persian Guy, and who could forget Little Boy and Little Girl?!

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The North Tower
Aug 20, 2007

You should throw it in the ocean.

Rocksicles posted:

Did you miss the part on the show where there was zero trees on the Steppe?

Infact, if you have a minute. Check out Kazakhstan on google earth and find me 1 tree in the whole country.

There was that one tree where they hid the jewelry. :agesilaus:

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The North Tower
Aug 20, 2007

You should throw it in the ocean.

Xoidanor posted:

Let me tell you about that one time that Marco Polo as given 2 sisters (twins?) as concubines by the Khan. Since threesomes were too tiring he thaught them to please each other which eventually led them to rebel against Marco since they no longer needed him for sex. Luckily they died for their sins by getting blown the gently caress up along with Marcos house when he indadvertedly invented the cannonball.

I swear, not a word of that is made up, that is a thing that happens in the book. :shepicide:

Count me in for Season 2!

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