BYOB Storybook Spectacular

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alnilam

Hey BYOBuddies, it's storytime!!

Today we're going to read: The Heart and the Bottle, by Oliver Jeffers. Everyone take a seat criss cross applesauce please

Johnny, stop hitting Timmy!
Laura, I know you've read this book before, but please don't spoil it for the rest of the children, okay? Thank you.
Yes Claire, you can do photoshops or make commentary if you want, as the story goes along.

Take a look at the cover, kids. What do you think this book might be about? Who do we see on the cover, and what's she doing? What can we infer from the title? Laura, please no spoiling!

# ? Dec 13, 2014 21:48

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Salmiakki

is the red thing her mouith or her nose

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# ? Dec 13, 2014 21:49

alnilam

that's a very good question, i think it's a nose coming out of her forehead?

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# ? Dec 13, 2014 21:50

alnilam

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# ? Dec 13, 2014 22:01

alnilam

right click and go to the image url to see full res, highly recommend it
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e: first image fixewd

alnilam fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Dec 13, 2014

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# ? Dec 13, 2014 22:06

alnilam

e: stars are bees on fire :krad:

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# ? Dec 13, 2014 22:36

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goddamn it laura!

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# ? Dec 13, 2014 22:40

alnilam

okay class what do we know about the main character so far?

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# ? Dec 13, 2014 22:42

alnilam

well, she's a girl who has lots of wonder and curiosity about teh world, what else?

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# ? Dec 13, 2014 22:54

alnilam

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# ? Dec 13, 2014 22:57

alnilam

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# ? Dec 13, 2014 22:59

alnilam

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# ? Dec 13, 2014 23:08

cuntman.net

im the kid that sits in the back and doesnt really pay attention

# ? Dec 13, 2014 23:13

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this is a sad story

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# ? Dec 13, 2014 23:23

tao of lmao

...she started posting in gbs...

# ? Dec 13, 2014 23:23

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wth posted:

...she started posting in gbs...

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# ? Dec 13, 2014 23:24

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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NO SLACK

"here's an empty chair, welp guess i should put my heart in a jar" -a girl, much like any other

# ? Dec 13, 2014 23:25

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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is that the ending?

# ? Dec 14, 2014 01:15

tao of lmao

finish the story, op

# ? Dec 14, 2014 01:35

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# ? Dec 14, 2014 01:36

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

That is really beautiful art :ohdear:

# ? Dec 14, 2014 02:55

alnilam

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# ? Dec 14, 2014 02:55

alnilam

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# ? Dec 14, 2014 02:56

yoober

# ? Dec 14, 2014 02:56

alnilam

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# ? Dec 14, 2014 02:57

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

what a sad story

# ? Dec 14, 2014 03:05

treasure bear

im hoping the girl will put her heart back and things will be okay

# ? Dec 14, 2014 03:12

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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NO SLACK

yoober posted:

subtle, almost missed that

nice 1

# ? Dec 14, 2014 03:15

alnilam

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# ? Dec 14, 2014 03:45

alnilam

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# ? Dec 14, 2014 03:46

alnilam

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# ? Dec 14, 2014 03:47

alnilam

good nigght all :love:

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# ? Dec 14, 2014 03:47

City of Glompton

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Dec 14, 2014 03:48

alnilam

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# ? Dec 14, 2014 03:48

FluffieDuckie

nite nite alnilam :love:

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Dec 14, 2014 03:52

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

there need to be an applause without any sarcasm, that is a sincere clap

thanks alnilam this was cool

we had saturday morning cartoons and a bedtime story today