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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!

Fun Shoe

DEAR RICHARD posted:

They already joked about themselves today

The joke was drafting Johnny Football, today was just the punchline.

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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


Striking Yak posted:

Please don't land right on your hip, Stardust.

worked for Ric Flair!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Whiff

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI

I like the whole big guy little guy teamwork going on here.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010



what were these commentators even prepped with??? "here's a printout of each wrestler's recent tweets, good luck"

Drew McIntyre
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

The Landstander posted:

I'm still not quite sure what they're going for, I don't blame them this time.

black evangelical power rangers

Mt. Modular
May 18, 2006



Shima Honnou posted:

Actually, you don't hate Stardust, you love STAHDUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST

Oh yes! Him too!

I think I'd tolerate him more if it was just him. Him and Goldust together is just...too much dust.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



I just tuned in why is Cody green?!?!??

Drew McIntyre
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

RaceyBucket posted:

I just tuned in why is Cody green?!?!??

its paint

VR Native American
May 1, 2009


Gun Saliva

RaceyBucket posted:

I just tuned in why is Cody green?!?!??

Oxidation?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


RaceyBucket posted:

I just tuned in why is Cody green?!?!??

Because of envy!

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

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abraham linksys posted:

what were these commentators even prepped with??? "here's a printout of each wrestler's recent tweets, good luck"
They are prepped with a crazy old man yelling in their ears

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns


RaceyBucket posted:

I just tuned in why is Cody green?!?!??

Cody isn't here, what are you talking about?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007


Buglord

RaceyBucket posted:

I just tuned in why is Cody green?!?!??

Gamma rays

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



RaceyBucket posted:

I just tuned in why is Cody green?!?!??

he painted his face

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

GarPax: "You Want it to be one way....but it's the other way."


This is some pro rear end commentary work.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007



Things I learned about the New Day via commentary: They're happy. TOO happy, in fact.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Omally posted:

black evangelical power rangers

Can be Big E be Zordon?

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.


New Day is a Chrono Trigger player who uses nothing but combo techs.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

GarPax: "You Want it to be one way....but it's the other way."


Hahaha Great Kazoo.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



The Landstander posted:

Can be Big E be Zordon?

he's the black ranger

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010



was trying to figure out why they keep making Great Gazoo references and then I remembered

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2948202/

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


The Great Gazoo is getting a huge push.

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI

This loving commentary.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Jesus Christ just call the loving match

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Please don't google the Great Gazoo during a PPV match, Cole.

Fawf
Nov 5, 2009

It's Me, It's Me, It's DDD

great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo great gazoo

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996


king you are a thousand years old how do you not know great gazoo

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Will these idiots stop talking about the great gazoo

this is especially painful after the NXT PPV where they actually were serious about calling matches

a.lo
Sep 11, 2009



yeah Big E is strong and all but what about that third member of the group who never wrestles

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE


RaceyBucket posted:

I just tuned in why is Cody green?!?!??

He's well on his way to becoming the Artist Formerly Known as Stardust.
Wait til he starts coming out in a ball gag.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

oatgan posted:

he's the black ranger

But...then who are....but the....

okay

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Apr 23, 2012

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Oh my god Jerry Lawler having another heart attack would be more entertaining than this commentary

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

JESUS CHRIST SHUT THE gently caress UP ABOUT CARTOONS FROM THE loving VICTORIAN ERA.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Wait wait wait wait


I need to know more about the Great Gazoo and what show he was from I bet it was from Scooby Doo.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


this commentary cares about this match as much as I do

nooneofconsequence
Oct 29, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


That's not PG, Goldust.

Drew McIntyre
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

what if A New Day were black Evangelion pilots

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



uhh uhh goldie

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Kofi: NEW DAY!
Crowd: new da...?

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