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GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI

I like Kofi Kingston and I like Big E.

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Alakaiser
Jan 3, 2007

And the Lord Josh said, "Blessed are those cast away by Belichick, theirs is the kingdom of Denver." (Tebow 1:25)

Jerusalem posted:

Hang on hang on hang on..... so Seth doesn't automatically become Number One Contender if he beats Cena tonight?

Of course not! How would that allow John Cena to get his match back by putting the authority back in power?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit







College Slice

lol Dolph is gonna get pushed into the Social Media Purgatory Room for most of this PPV.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

BROTHER I WANT YOU TO JOIN THE DSA AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE AWARD WINNING WWE NETWORK FOR ONLY $9.99 A MONTH


MJBuddy posted:

I haven't hated a PPV since the network started.

Tonight might have a good chance at it. Save us, Ziggler.
If you can get through Battleground I think you'll be fine with this one

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012



Jerusalem posted:

Hang on hang on hang on..... so Seth doesn't automatically become Number One Contender if he beats Cena tonight?

They don't want Cena winning to be too obvious so they make the other result more credible. Just like the Authority specifically not threatening to fire Cena at Survivor Series.

Noone would believe Rollins/Brock happening at the rumble.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit







College Slice

Bray telling me about Kane again, but he's not mentioning scuba gear.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

I hope Bray wins by ghost dad.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit







College Slice

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

I hope Bray wins by ghost dad.

Same.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

HERE'S YOUR WINNER AS THE RESULT OF GHOST DAD, BRAY WYATT!

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007


Buglord

A beatdown of biblical proportions

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.


Alex Riley's commentary is also like something out of the old testament.

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

A stallion like me only comes around once a year.

Renee's lisp seems to be getting worse.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit







College Slice

Finally, Mizdow is here (And Miz is trying to get Naomi a job before Uso shoots him, live on PPV, with a gun).

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Why don't you love me, father?



This would complement rather well.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Naomi is an incredible acress.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



naomi is a bad actress and singer i'm not sure what a producer would want from her perhaps the miz is a liar???

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?


Miz is going to open up her back door.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


I like Naomi as a wrestler but boy howdy she is an atrocious actress

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007



You should listen to him Naomi he's a former WWE champion

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010



drink every time someone says "Slammy award-winning"

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI

I love the gimmick that Alex Riley still hates The Miz based off of three years ago.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007



Calm it down = Shut the gently caress up Alex

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



i'm ride or die

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007


Buglord

I'm gonna laugh when Miz isn't lying and the uso bro is in the wrong.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


Didn't notice this before



So Dean beat up an old lady's rocking chair?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit







College Slice

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

I'm gonna laugh when Miz isn't lying and the uso bro is in the wrong.

Uso will still be the face.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


ANATOMY OF THE STAIRS

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007


Buglord

Those stairs weigh 500lbs brother

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010



OH MY GOD STAIRS INFOGRAPHICS WHAT THE HELL

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Naomi is perfect for this Christian after school special I'm producing.

SirDippingSauce
Oct 25, 2012


Paul Hetman's talked before about how he totally realizes that he's a step or two behind current slang which is why he doesn't mind learning or being corrected, but seeing his face and look of confusion when Booker T called his wife a "real ride-or-die chick", followed by Paul leaning in as the team faded to commercial and saying "-book, a /what/ kind of chick?" was priceless.

Fauxhawk Express
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

oh my god this segment

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012



Please gif all of these stair stats

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



capable of withstanding 2200 lbs

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI

I am so hyped for stairs and I can't believe it

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit







College Slice

Look at these lies, those stairs are obviously 5,000 kilograms, which is why only someone as impressive as John Cena can lift it.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006


Soiled Meat

Only 2200 pounds of pressure? That's not a lot considering the stairs themselves weigh 2201 pounds.

GLOSS
Apr 10, 2005

PEARL GROWLS "TAKE OFF THAT SHIRT, STEVEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH SHIRT TATTOO. PEARL RETREATS INTO HER GEM, DEFEATED.


I just realized they added the "Cena loses the #1 contender" stipulation tonight just so they can throw whoever they want at Brock at Royal Rumble then have Cena win the Rumble itself so he can main event Mania again...

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.


Renee only weighs 90 pounds? That seems unhealthy.

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



mena member and vintner Erick "The Big Red" Rowan

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