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Jul 14, 2009

all i want out of this ppv is for erick rowan vs big show and kane vs ryback to both be really bad

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Jul 14, 2009

StarkRavingMad posted:

This card is kind of garbage on its face but hopefully there will be enough big dumb spots to make up for it. We'll see how true that thing about the NXT PPV lighting a fire under the main roster is.

harper/ziggler, wyatt/ambrose and rollins/cena should all be really good barring any garbage

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Jul 14, 2009

Frankston posted:

Wait, so what is the main event?

which match is cena in

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Jul 14, 2009

nooneofconsequence posted:

Heyman shooting on Ryback!

gross

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Jul 14, 2009


275 pounds??? thats not even a convincing fake weight

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Jul 14, 2009

i thought extreme rules was wwe's version of a demolition derby

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Jul 14, 2009

this is a lame video package lmao

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Jul 14, 2009

theres no "and stairs" on the stage setup smh

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Jul 14, 2009

Rand McNally posted:

This is the worst theme.

Even worse than Limp Bizkit.

it sucks but lets not go crazy here

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Jul 14, 2009


me

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Jul 14, 2009

HulkaMatt posted:

the stick figures was the best one

i dont remember that one was it like those newgrounds flash animations

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Jul 14, 2009

do luke harper's shirts come pre-sweated

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Jul 14, 2009

these guys are beating the gently caress out of themselves

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Jul 14, 2009

hahaha that catapult spot

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Jul 14, 2009

Cardboard Box posted:

hahaha that catapult spot

its less funny now that i know it busted him open

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Jul 14, 2009

Dango Bango posted:

Am I crazy for thinking this match has no psychology whatsoever?

i think it's fine

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Jul 14, 2009

Gordong Dongbay posted:

I officially no longer understand PP if you guys aren't enjoying this match. They never do matches like this anymore in WWE, it's nice to see every once in awhile.

im enjoying the gently caress out of it

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Jul 14, 2009


im honestly amazed he didnt break his arm

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Jul 14, 2009

Parasara posted:

This match is already significantly worse than matches on the indies where crowds actually chant please don't die.

nah

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Jul 14, 2009

that fall looked like it sucked

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Jul 14, 2009

oatgan posted:

hey i watched CZW Cage of Death last night and outside of a weed whacker to the face this match has way bigger bumps

are you telling me czw is past the days of having a scaffold above a ring full of thumbtacks

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Jul 14, 2009

that match had maybe one too many risks but it sure was a fuckin spectacle

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Jul 14, 2009

oatgan posted:

last night in the cage of death BLK JEEZ handcuffed Sozio to the cage and used a weed whacker on his chest and face until he passed out rather than submit

someone had to step up if anyone was going to top sick nick mondo taking a weed whacker to the stomach and back

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Jul 14, 2009

Dexo posted:

Who the gently caress are these dudes?

they are the usos

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Jul 14, 2009

hahaha sandow

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Jul 14, 2009

MassRafTer posted:

Miz is lucky that Mizdow distracts from how out of the world lovely he is in the wrong. He's loving up some basic poo poo so far.

yeah this isnt the best he's ever looked

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Jul 14, 2009

Carver Crisis posted:

lmao the stairs weigh 275 and I'm the queen of France

your majesty!

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Jul 14, 2009

i want this to suck

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Jul 14, 2009

rowan had to find the stairs he liked best

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Jul 14, 2009

:lol: rowan zipping up his jumpsuit while selling

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Jul 14, 2009

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

Erick rowans dick was about to pop out

big red's big red

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Jul 14, 2009

ow

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Jul 14, 2009

the worst part about this match is that i bet these spots really hurt but they all look like poo poo

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Jul 14, 2009

Cardboard Box posted:

i want this to suck

it did... and yet i still feel so empty

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Jul 14, 2009

Maxwell Lord posted:

That was a dumb finish but I'm amused.

i almost thought you said aroused

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Jul 14, 2009

is this seriously not main eventing wow

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Jul 14, 2009

HulkaMatt posted:

There has gotta be a garbage finish coming for this not to main. Ambrose/Wyatt has been a whole lot of nothing.

yeah thats what im thinking

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Jul 14, 2009

sleepwalkers posted:

So I think I picked a bad time to start watching wrestling after not paying attention since I was 14 and Austin was still with the company.

you picked one of the most boring times in recent memory

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Jul 14, 2009

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Will we still get Malibu Kane?



that cartoon was still bad

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Jul 14, 2009

oatgan posted:

john cena waering his formal black jorts

this ppv needed an air of class

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