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![]() Good luck finding a better bodyguard than that!
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| # ? Jan 15, 2026 08:50 |
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that guy is probably terminally ill or something or that is one dumb vulture.
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that's a sweet-rear end vulture
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been trying to think of something clever for like 5 minutes and all i can think about is that pink thing in the other guy's hand. is that an ecig? sweet mod, bro.
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![]() a bodyguard, yeah...
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Can you bathe a vulture? I would imagine its smell is getting in the way of his pussy game.
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Demora posted:Can you bathe a vulture? I would imagine its smell is getting in the way of his pussy game. You can't have that kind of relationship with your bodyguard. It's unprofessional.
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![]() this is more of a classic animal bodyguard look dogcrash truther fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Dec 16, 2014 |
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dogcrash truther posted:
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you can get past a dog man. but a vulture? nobody fucks with a vulture
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The Fresh Prince posted:you can get past a dog man. but a vulture? nobody fucks with a vulture if you make em real mad they puke on you too.
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vultures are strong, too. if they don't bite you to death, they'll beat or kick you there.
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What kind of vulture is that, do you think
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I'm thinking Trash Vulture, Bench Vulture, or Guardian Vulture
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dogcrash truther posted:What kind of vulture is that, do you think no one can get close enough to find out !
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You know, all that vulture wanted to do was bring his lunch to the park and have a nice, quiet meal... ...than some guy with a Hello Kitty ecig has to come along and spoil it.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:that's a sweet rear end-vulture
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Velvet Sparrow posted:You know, all that vulture wanted to do was bring his lunch to the park and have a nice, quiet meal... That would be a huge fuckin ecig. I'm thinking its a bubble wand. And the vulture guy wants none of it.
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