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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Buried son

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

super macho dude posted:

Love or hate him, you gotta respect him.

I really really do.

gently caress you, Cena.

gently caress you so loving hard.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
JOHN CENA

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

john cena is right

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
gently caress you, John.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Yes, you didn't bury Rollins enough yesterday, please more

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
john cena is an rear end in a top hat

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
drat Seth you're such a loser go home and never come back

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

StarkRavingMad posted:

I hope we just get everyone in the ring here at once and then Brock comes and murders them all

And then proceeds to take over as GM.

And books every match for him to murder someone. Just stands in the ring and F5's them into tiny pieces as they come out, one at a time.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Eltoasto posted:

The gently caress happened man?

lost a toxx (thanks Georgia Tech!)

Also John Cnea ball joke

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


HOHN HENA CEREAL FACE

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Balls joke! It's CENA time!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

oj poo poo jericho is gonna turn

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Rollins is cool. Go away Cena we don't need to hear a serious Cena promo.

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
CENA TURN HEEL YOU DOUCHE

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Seth just needs to STEP UP

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Yesssss bury him all the way, John.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Don't mind me, just gotta bury someone more doot doot

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!!

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Turn Heel You Douche

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

I just audibly retched when Cena started talking.

Holy poo poo just get injured/retire/go away for a long time already.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
a man doesn't whine and complain like cm punk

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
You've been whining and complaining since Summerslam, John....

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cena: Why don't you be a man and just get yourself booked to win everything forever?

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Action Shakespeare posted:

CENA TURN HEEL YOU DOUCHE

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
im not dusting myself off john

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Shooting on quitters like CM Punk or weaklings like Dolph who have to get things like stitches.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


I guess tonight we get serious John Cena. I wonder when jokey-doo-doo John Cena will make an appearance?

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Says the man wearing banana yellow and jorts.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
It's actually more like 4 fights at this point

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?
I think Cena is winning this debate.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
A man picks himself up, dusts himself off, and waits for Vince to throw the title on him one more time

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Cena, you're like 4 years older than him. Seriously with the fatherly advice?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Chokes McGee posted:

And then proceeds to take over as GM.

And books every match for him to murder someone. Just stands in the ring and F5's them into tiny pieces as they come out, one at a time.

I would love this.

OKAY NOW I GOT ANOTHER MMMAAAATTCCHH? ME AND...EH WHOEVER...ADAM ROSE. GET OUT HERE AND DIE

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Dimebags Brain posted:

Says the man wearing banana yellow and jorts.

but I'm no- oh

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I have this on mute and it makes it more amazing because Cena has the crazy eyes.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



I agree to your demands but I'm gonna be a real prick about it and call you names!

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
And that person is the Authority.
Come on back, H!

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
John Cena needs to loving put Seth further in the ground because god drat was it not enough Sunday.

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Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

oatgan posted:

but I'm no- oh

i like your jorts oatgan

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