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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So the pedophile was in the navy?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

20 minutes of Jericho playing Fozzy songs and singing about Sting while hitting a cowbell.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Edwardian posted:

So, based on the discussion thread, last night's PPV was for poo poo.

Are we expecting redemption for Raw, or more of the same?

Brock Lesnar might show up, which will be great.

Cena might get the upper hand on him, which will not.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chokes McGee posted:

really makes u think

i cri every tiem.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I love Jericho but oh my God this is one of his podcast opening segments :gonk:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BUH-ROCK!?! :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

KoldPT posted:

Chris Jericho has assumed his inner dadness.

It's kinda sad that he's so desperate to still be the cool guy when the most endearing moments on his podcast are when he brings on his kids to have fun, or chats to his dad about sports.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Who wouldn't want to be John Lennon? :confused:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Haha, he's the paper kid from Better Off Dead

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shima Honnou posted:

I like to be alive, but WWE's working on that.

Yeah I was gonna say, did you see TLC last night?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Turn the trash talking up to 11 :neckbeard:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Gordong Dongbay posted:

When Brock comes out to save Heyman I'm going to loving mark so hard.

Remember how well Brock sold the curbstomp? I would love to see those two wrestle.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Food Court Druid posted:

Please give Paul E his personal space

That'll be $200.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

When did Sting get a first name?

In the 90s. His first name is The Crow

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Now hang on a second, Seth, I don't know if you realize this, but the claims you are making about Cena are actually more accurately assigned to yourself!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cena: Why don't you be a man and just get yourself booked to win everything forever?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cena can't book matches himself except for when he cans.

Somebody pay Jericho his $200 :mad:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dimebags Brain posted:

John Cena is a bully.

Eric Rowan hates bullies, so he's gonna challenge Cena to a match and lose it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

WWE Discussion is worse than that stupid computer for 12/15

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Luigi Thirty posted:

Burying Egypt and Kane, drat

Hahaha, I didn't even think about that :xd:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Paul Heyman isn't a wrestler, goddammit :(

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TotalHell posted:

Seth - suddenly a spokesman for Paul Heyman, who he hated four minutes ago.

He doesn't want Jericho to beat Heyman and prove him (Seth) wrong for saying he COULDN'T beat Heyman.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dexo posted:

20 MINUTES :siren: :siren:

Don't worry, they'll get the commercial breaks in during some unimportant bit of the show, like the wrestling matches.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Food Court Druid posted:

THESE GUYS ARE FUN MAGGLE

Character sidesteps out of the way of a move
HE'S TWERKIN'! :aaa:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

fart blood posted:

I'm a big David Bowie fan

Oh you're a living organism?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RETURN OF THE rear end BELT!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shima Honnou posted:

He's still my favorite dadguy.

:hfive:

I still dig Jericho, he's lame in a lot of ways but he's still entertaining too and I'm really happy at what a successful niche he carved out for himself - you know he does all the stuff he does because he WANTS to and not because he needs to.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Sex with a lady, mayhaps?

One thing you can say about Crisley is he definitely all about making sex on a lady what with her appealing lady parts and all that he totally gets heterosexually aroused by.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BodyMassageMachine posted:

Welp, goodbye Vaudevillains push.

HHH: You idiot, don't you realize if Vince saw that he'd have you fired!
English: I'm fired? :ohdear:
HHH: Well that's highly unlikely....

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Maxwell Lord posted:

Is curtain-jerking that bad a spot? The least important matches seem to end up somewhere more near the middle.

It really, honestly, 100% depends on the circumstances. Sometimes opening the show is a pretty big show of confidence in a wrestler or an indication of an important storyline/thing being established. Other times it's just a complete throwaway thing getting a wrestler's appearance out of the way.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

What an oddly assertive and defensive way of establishing Chrisley's most definite and obvious heterosexuality.

Yeah, I don't think I've seen a manlier man since Rock Hudson.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Delsaber posted:

I wonder how far I can get in Suikoden during the last 2 1/2 hours of Raw.

Dark Souls upgraded to Steamworks and I have to admit I have a hankering to jump back on to my old save and try out New Game+

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

What the hell was the point of that apron spot? Especially with the added commentary :psyduck:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahahahaha Big Show beat Rowan AGAIN!?!

Cardboard Box posted:

i'll invade you

noooooo

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Fanshutthehellup? That's not how it's pronounced!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Such a noble dog. Such a good dog.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Congratulations on your first big win, however tonight parity booking!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cardboard Box posted:

big e's boobs are shiny

Please don't objectify BIG E's big e's.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rhonne posted:

Oh my god.





How do people live like this!? :psyduck:

They're mentally sick :smith:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chokes McGee posted:



There, happy you maniacs?! :mad:

How come you're not petting that cat? :mad:

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