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IronLawnmower
Aug 28, 2014
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Into-Metal-As-a-Teenager
Step 10. lol.

http://www.wikihow.com/Dispel-Negative-Myths-About-Metalheads
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Metal
http://www.wikihow.com/Dress-for-a-Real-Metal-Show-(not-a-Nu-Metal-Show)
Real metal show guyizzz!
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Metalhead

These guides have made me more 100% real metalhead for my life :)

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HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem

http://www.wikihow.com/Develop-Bieber-Fever

How to develop Bieber Fever

Step 1 is to read Justin Bieber's two books.
Step 13 is "Try getting a Justin Bieber album"

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

HJE-Cobra posted:

http://www.wikihow.com/Develop-Bieber-Fever

How to develop Bieber Fever

Step 1 is to read Justin Bieber's two books.
Step 13 is "Try getting a Justin Bieber album"

And Step 2 is reading another book. You don't actually listen to his music until step five.

That article is introducing me to strange new terms. Painful terms. I'm gonna stop reading it now.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

anyone post this video yet? I'm posting it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls3qDfTP0mw

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Phobic Nest posted:

GIS "woman eating salad"


what part of the spectrum must you fall under to be unable to trace eyes without taking out the humanity

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
Hey now, that's some of their better work. Over time you too can improve from this:



to this:



At least I assume it's the same person; the eyebrows and nauseating colors don't change much.



But really, it's all about the teeth.

Veldspar
May 15, 2013
how do i make good threads?

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Popular-on-a-Forum

Veldspar
May 15, 2013

want to see my funny download??

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
hosed up on step one, loving goddammit.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

"If you are allowed, make tons of forum games. Some forums contain threads that permit games and this can be a way of stimulating interest and interaction. Play games such as ban the person above you (not really, for example: I ban you for having no signature!), vending machine and count to 100. "



countdown to 1


I begin: 300,000,000


"Arguing on forums is a total bore"


LOL

Veldspar
May 15, 2013

did you actually laugh out loud

IronLawnmower
Aug 28, 2014
BAND THE PERSON ABOVE YOU.

I ban you because Veldspar reminds me of something from a videogame but I can't remember what. I think it may be X.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Veldspar posted:

did you actually laugh out loud



http://www.wikihow.com/Develop-People-Skills-As-a-Passive-Aggressive

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
i have been searching for this for years not, but only wikihow was there to provide me with an answer. than's wikihow!

http://www.wikihow.com/Become-Like-a-Final-Fantasy-Girl

soon, this will be me, in only 24 steps!:

Doctor J Off fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Dec 21, 2014

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Doctor J Off posted:

i have been searching for this for years not, but only wikihow was there to provide me with an answer. than's wikihow!

http://www.wikihow.com/Become-Like-a-Final-Fantasy-Girl

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

hey man you cant just poo poo on the process if you want the end results. a caterpiller does not become a pretty moth without first becoming a gross webbed thing

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
looks like this is the trace image


not sure why they decided to add a weird arctic wilderness behind her

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

I like how she's got a needle and she's freebasing it. HIV there has got her bases covered, that's practical.

Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!

Wanamingo posted:

I like how she's got a needle and she's freebasing it. HIV there has got her bases covered, that's practical.

It doesn't look like she's freebasing it, she's cooking the shot before she shoots up.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Quickscope420dad posted:

looks like this is the trace image


not sure why they decided to add a weird arctic wilderness behind her

The same reason as why they erased her face.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Quickscope420dad posted:

looks like this is the trace image


not sure why they decided to add a weird arctic wilderness behind her

They couldn't figure out how to connect the neck to the shoulder and she gained 30 pounds.

Actually, that article is a great example of "I'll trace a whole bunch of stock images and nobody'll ever know they're different people if I just color 'em the same."

Case in point: How to be a Happy, Spiritual Family




Totally the same mom and kid!

e:


Phobic Nest fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Dec 21, 2014

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

the bigger issue with that one though is how the artist was like "ya know what? these subjects are in a great pose.. but if only they were ...white.."




e: lol we were both on the same mission

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Quickscope420dad posted:

the bigger issue with that one though is how the artist was like "ya know what? these subjects are in a great pose.. but if only they were ...white.."




e: lol we were both on the same mission

I bow to the superior google-fu. Should've known they didn't have the skill to draw the rest of the pic on their own.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



please find the source for :how:

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
How are you guys tracking down the sources for these traces? Can you google search the trace and find the original in the "looks like" results?

Cockmaster
Feb 24, 2002
http://www.wikihow.com/Design-a-Flying-Car

It mentions a step 5, yet the article appears to end at step 4. I imagine it would have been something like "con people into giving you money for your vague concept with zero actual engineering behind it".

http://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-a-Sick-Gorilla

There are an awful lot of articles that appear to have been created by plugging the title into Google, reading the first couple results, and hastily throwing together a barebones overview. It's displayed no more concern for delivering real educational content than TLC.


http://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-an-Injured-Honeybee


Oh, and Cracked had an article about this nonsense a whole back:

http://www.cracked.com/article_17018_the-11-most-unnecessary-how-to-guides-web.html

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

Demonachizer posted:

How are you guys tracking down the sources for these traces? Can you google search the trace and find the original in the "looks like" results?

yeah
or you can just google "mother and child praying" and look at the first page of results bc that's probably what the 'artist' did

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Ratjaculation posted:

please find the source for :how:

for the love of god, please.

it will be a christmas miracle.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Steampunk iPhone posted:

yeah
or you can just google "mother and child praying" and look at the first page of results bc that's probably what the 'artist' did

yeah just search for general keywords that'll find a stock image like what you're looking at

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Ratjaculation posted:

please find the source for :how:

I think it's this, with the eyes drawn facing a different way and added teeth where lip should be

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
http://www.wikihow.com/Start-a-Revolution


ok lets see, build consensus? didnt work for those nyu protesters but it might not have been enough of a consensus. read stuff, i can do that. do popular stuff, liberate everyone. and make sure everyone is angry.



and thanks to wikihow, i know what angry people look like!

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Quickscope420dad posted:

I think it's this, with the eyes drawn facing a different way and added teeth where lip should be



THE PLATFORM MASTER
Jun 3, 2008




? "gay men talking"

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

I think I said this already but it looks like Gene Ween

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine


Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀
http://www.wikihow.com/Find-Guam-on-a-Map

Wow, this one is way harder than I had expected going in.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

what is a "driving car"?

btw. i shall commence peeing.

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