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HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

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Hell Gem
http://www.wikihow.com/Feel-Alive

How to Feel Alive


Walk away from a giant seashell and climb some stairs.



Read the hit novel, Inspirational Book, by Author.

I don't understand the purpose of a lot of this art on this site.

EDIT: Maybe this page will be helpful to some people
http://www.wikihow.com/Accept-Your-Autism

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HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

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This article clearly has very important info.


Try dollie babes instead of being a sexual predator!


Talk to your terrifying doctor, in an office with sexy nurses on the walls

Now you're on your way to not going to jail!

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

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Targeted Individuals forced into social isolation? Looks to me like helpful advice for people who are the victims of Gang Stalking. You may be familiar with the comics of Targ the Target.
https://sites.google.com/site/timirrors/targ

Gang stalking victims are also known as people with undiagnosed schizophrenia.

Let's check out some of those tips & warnings on that WikiHow page!

WikiHow posted:

If you get rejected realize that it is nothing you've said or done. You have been involuntarily put into a program by some evil doers but it is not the end of the world. Keep moving forward.

WikiHow posted:

Before setting to constructing your own anti-gangstalking equipment research first the net, there are a lot of TI around the world and some managed to find temporal relief. Do not spend too much at first, your perpetrators love to see you wasting time and money, they at first will lie to be impressed at your work, and when it is done, they will be silent for a while (on purpose) and suddenly return to their wickedness to lower your hopes and moral.

WikiHow posted:

Your perpetrators are very persistent, big liars, degrading half-criminals who love acting. They want to isolate you, so be in trusted company as much as you can (talking eases the pain), try to avoid speaking the issue loudly to authorities or doctors (they have connections everywhere and will brand you a Schizophrenic).

Hmm I wonder why people would call them schizophrenics!! Better avoid doctors and other authorities!

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

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Tie Yourself up in a Spreadeagle Position

:how:

WikiHow posted:

Tips
* You can go with no release method, and simply tell someone to drop by in a couple of hours. Be aware of the risks though, for example what will you do if a fire breaks out or what happens if you start losing circulation?

Sure, just tie yourself up for a couple hours alone. Or you should have a supervisor. But...

WikiHow posted:

Warnings
* Make sure that the supervisor is trustworthy. In a vulnerable position like this, he/she can tickle you like crazy!

Yes that is the first thing you should be worried about when you completely tie yourself up in the presence of another person

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

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http://www.wikihow.com/Develop-Bieber-Fever

How to develop Bieber Fever

Step 1 is to read Justin Bieber's two books.
Step 13 is "Try getting a Justin Bieber album"

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