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Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

don't worry guys i got this *throws yoshi egg at crying baby*

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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

[Medical examiner looking at baby] Looks like he died after 1 hit, just like the retro games of my youth. Respect.

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
Well, it was apparently a headshot.

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
Ok, I think I'm done.

Obviously what happened was really bad and shouldn't have happened, etc etc.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Kylra posted:

Obviously what happened was really bad and shouldn't have happened, etc etc.

really? you sure?

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

01011001 posted:

really? you sure?
About 83.2% sure.

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

[Medical examiner looking at baby] Looks like he died after 1 hit, just like the retro games of my youth. Respect.

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Scyther posted:

am i the only one who can't find humor in some shitbag gamer systematically beating the crap out of his infant son because he wouldnt stop crying when he was playing games, and then claiming mental instability

nah i feel the same way

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

[Medical examiner looking at baby] Looks like he died after 1 hit, just like the retro games of my youth. Respect.

Lol.

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
He probably is mentally unstable if he was routinely putting himself into a state where he would beat his son and then presumably would forget about it or think it was a dream.

Parents should stick to beating their kids at video games imo

Kylra fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Dec 19, 2014

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

[Medical examiner looking at baby] Looks like he died after 1 hit, just like the retro games of my youth. Respect.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011


What the hell dexter

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

This is to hosed up to laugh at...

BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013


Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

DNS posted:

This is to hosed up to laugh at...

The only people laughing are insane trolls.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


Sad, but kind of hilarious in a way.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Knuc U Kinte posted:

The only people laughing are insane trolls.

Well how deranged of a gamer he is and the account of his insanity reminds me of Badgame.net.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


Cool ava

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

This wouldn't have happened if he could just kill kids in-game

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

bathroomrage posted:

Critical Hit!! You ruined that baby for life!

a baby is a helpless target so technically it isn't a critical hit but a coup de grace

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

there's been a longstanding tradition of violence against babies in video games

Dexters Secret fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Dec 19, 2014

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

Dexters Secret posted:

there's been a longstanding tradition of violence against babies in video games



the only consequence of this is "Whoops! You forgot Baby Jesus!" at the ending

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

Soral
May 30, 2009

The Taint Reaper posted:

The baby will remember this.

*checks username of this poster* wow!

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

How lovely at games do you have to be to fail so hard at the Extremely basic Choose Your Adventure game The Walking Dead that you want to attack a baby for your failure :confused:

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DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
maybe he was playing the FPS

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