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Al Borland

by XyloJW
*throws hair back behind his head as it glistens in the sunlight*

I am here.

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Al Borland

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Bull Runner posted:

lot of ugly nerdy posters itt

only nerds like flowchart sakura.

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Cumt posted:

a door opens suddenly and smoke rolls across the floor, the lights flicker and dim, i strut into the room in a well tailored suit, golden hair flowing majestically behind me.

i remove the porcelain mask from my face, letting it fall to the ground and shatter, revealing my perfect features and powerful jaw, i raise one eyebrow

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Qwerinty posted:

I am hideously deformed, and gazing upon my hideous countenance every day has caused me to become Demented. Is this the thread for me?

Sure. You don't have to look pretty to feel pretty.

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cute anime girl posted:

I had sex with eleven women today.

I had sex with elven women.

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Vynar posted:

I am a hideous bridge troll. I live under a bridge, eat sheep, am massive, hate the sun, and hit things with a club. HOWEVER, my ball are so incredibility handsome that I belong in this thread. Seriously they are spectacular.

Your troll mucus is spectacularly good for keeping skin youthful.

Luvcow posted:

This is how BYOB sees me:



But I make delicious pancakes, can I join your club OP?

You have a beautiful deep thought face.

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm incredibly sexy and handsome.

I think you have a lot of beauty people can't see easily.

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