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grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Cherry's wearing a lovely three-piece suit tonight, made from only the finest red velvet used peepshow curtains.

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Heaf
Jan 15, 2008

People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands
hey isles fans: ryan pulock has a rocket of a shot.

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
GREEN!!!!!!!!!!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Hawks get a 4 on 1 rush and Hossa breaks his stick.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The handsomest of goals!

Sharpie!

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I don't miss seeing Patrick Sharp six loving times a year.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

Rust also owns

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
God drat it, Ovechkin is killing the post tonight. Just loving let one go in already.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



THE GROSS MAN

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



How can anyone watch Korbinian Holzer and think he does anything positive for his team?

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
That was a really awful goal

Reverend Sub-Zero
Jan 11, 2008

Filladelfia Pliers
:tastykake: THE GROSS MANN? :tastykake:

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER

Koopa Kid posted:

How can anyone watch Korbinian Holzer and think he does anything positive for his team?

He's got to be in the top 10 Korbinians of all time

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
"I don't remember the Leafs having a D who wears 23... wait. Why is Trevor Smith the only Leaf below the hash marks?"

Koopa Kid posted:

How can anyone watch Korbinian Holzer and think he does anything positive for his team?

He might legit be the best PK defenceman on the team.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
cool another game where the rangers get no power plays and take a lot of penalties

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
More goals for the goals god

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



Hand Knit posted:

He might legit be the best PK defenceman on the team.

Ok yeah, if he never has to skate or make an outlet pass I can see it.

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER
:siren: BGally

Oh, that was pretty.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

GALLY B!!! :siren:

fancy stats
Sep 9, 2009

A man's man, wears a lot of denim, tells long stories and has oatmeal saved from this morning.

Patches and the Gallies are kind of gross. :siren:

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

Man this Luongo dude is pretty good. I remember him in Florida before but then he kinda disappeared. Did he gently caress off to Europe or something in the meantime?

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

I love this loving line

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Koopa Kid posted:

Ok yeah, if he never has to skate or make an outlet pass I can see it.

yeah basically. He's good at traditional eye test things like throwing the puck off the glass or smacking people in front of the net which makes him good on the penalty kill. It's just that he has literally no skills that lend themselves to either getting the puck or doing anything with it.

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

I was wrong before because that was a very pretty goal

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
"What did I do?" asks david clarkson as he is straddling a dude over the back across the ice

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

Fighting is dumb but also gently caress gudbranson

And downie kinda owns

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Downie seems pretty cool if he's on your team.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Vincent Van Goat posted:

Downie seems pretty cool if he's on your team.

I disagree.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Rangers gonna get shut out by Carolina

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



Hand Knit posted:

yeah basically. He's good at traditional eye test things like throwing the puck off the glass or smacking people in front of the net which makes him good on the penalty kill. It's just that he has literally no skills that lend themselves to either getting the puck or doing anything with it.

Then there's plays like the Couturier goal where he's in front and so is the shooter but the play is more fluid and so he's completely useless anyway.

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
BACKSTROM!!!!!!!!!!

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
PP is a shooting gallery

z0331
Oct 2, 2003

Holtby thy name
Backstrom!!! :siren: :siren:

Dude's on fire recently.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Toews and Dubinsky? Let that poo poo go down!

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Trocheck why would you betray your hometown like that?

Holy poo poo gently caress these refs

Zybl0re
Aug 10, 2002

I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!
I'm having trouble believing what the colour guy just said re: Therrien and AGally.

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER
Ah, the Plex breakaway.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

Are you loving kidding me how was that embellishment

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



gently caress these refs

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Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




That is the most bs embellishment call I've seen.

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