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Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!





We've been in the political cartoons business for twelve more months. Why? Why indeed... It's now time for the Third Annual Gay Abortions Awards for terrible political cartoons. There are twelve categories, including a prize for the Worst Cartoon of the year.

The Process:
Anyone who wishes to submit cartoons has until 23:59 EST on December 27 to post their nominees. For each category, post a single cartoon published this year. A post does not require a nominee for each category. Every poster is allowed one post in which they nominate submissions for worst cartoon of the year. If you'd like to add to or change your nominees, please edit that post before 23:59 EST on December 27. There is now a bonus category for best edit/parody of a political cartoon made this year.

Voting will begin immediately after the submissions are compiled into the post below this one. The votes will be tallied and results announced on January 1st, 2014. Vote for each category by naming the category and the letter indicating that political cartoon.

The Judges:
Your tyrannical judges are myself, The Crotch, and Koishi Komeiji. We now have enough people to count the votes. The judges may agree to veto any submission, or trim a list if there are too many nominees. Please ask if you have questions about the Gay Abortions Awards or any part of the nomination and voting processes.

What to do:
Please don't quote all 12 images from a nomination post unless you intend to discuss all twelve.
For discussions about current politics not related to the Awards, please take it to the regular Political Cartoons Thread.
Post political cartoons of at least some prominence. Any thread regular or syndicated cartoonist is fine, pulling cartoons from a nobody's DeviantArt account is not.

The Categories
We've updated the four topical awards for highly-discussed events of the year. Here are The Award Categories:

Worst Middle East Cartoon
Worst Police Brutality Cartoon
Worst Torture Report Cartoon
Worst The Interview Cartoon
Worst cartoon about a tragedy
Worst caricature
Worst "A Thing Happened" cartoon
Worst Label
Least concealed bigotry in a cartoon
Laziest cartoon
Most easily reinterpreted
Overall worst political cartoon of the year

Best edit/parody

January 1st edit: The winners! Here are this year's Gay Abortions Awards:

Worst Middle East Cartoon


Yaakov Kirschen wins a Gay Abortion Award in a landslide over runner-up Michael Ramirez with 44% of the vote. Kirschen is a long-running Israeli cartoonist who surprised everyone by becoming even more anti-Muslim over the past few months.

Worst Police Brutality Cartoon


Michael Ramirez wins this Gay Abortion Award with 28% of the vote, and also placed in second for this category. This victim-blaming cartoon posits that an unarmed teenager shot to death by a police officer is solely responsible for his own death.

Worst Torture Report Cartoon


Ramirez wins his second Gay Abortion Award of the year with 45% of the vote, over runner-up Mike Lester. Many hack cartoonists are known to uses 9/11 victims as mouthpieces for their views, in this case Ramirez's view that torture is acceptable when America does it.

Worst The Interview Cartoon


Glenn Foden wins a Gay Abortion Award with 55% of the vote, over runner-up Michael Ramirez. This cartoon about North Korea-backed hackers pressuring Sony into pulling The Interview manages to be both incoherent and racist.

Worst cartoon about a tragedy


Ramirez wins his third Gay Abortion Award of the year with 20% of the vote, over runner-up Mike Lester. Ramirez would like to remind the oppressed that any protests will result in the media focussing on opportunistic looters and not the important reasons for the protest.

Worst caricature


Ramirez wins his fourth Gay Abortion Award with 33% of the vote, over runner-up Yaakov Kirschen. It looks like Holder's head has stolen all of the extra mass from Wormbama tiny narrow skull.

Worst "A Thing Happened" cartoon


Glenn McCoy wins this Gay Abortion Award with 17% of the vote, narrowly beating A.F. Branco. "A Thing Happened" cartoons simply depict events that happened, but Glenn McCoy's racism shone like polished poo poo in a pile of mud.

Worst Label


Michael Ramirez wins his fifth Gay Abortion Award this year with 27% of the vote, over runner-up iNCK. We're really getting sick of this guy and his overly cross-hatched cartoons comparing large objects to the size of the national debt.

Least concealed bigotry in a cartoon


Stilton Jarlsberg wins this coveted Gay Abortion Award with 24% of the vote, over runner-up Gary McCoy. This is a hotly contested category each year, and Hope 'N Change won because this cartoon slanders some unfortunate stock photo model.

Laziest cartoon


Bob Gorrell wins this Gay Abortion award with 55% of the vote, over distant second Michael Ramirez. If I put as much effort into this sentence as Gorrell gave to this cartoon,

Most easily reinterpreted


Michael Ramirez wins his sixth Gay Abortion Award of the year with 57% of the vote, over runners-up Bruce Tinsley and A.F. Branco. This cartoon takes a bible verse about The Lord turning weapons into farming tools, and depicts Obama doing something similar.

Overall worst political cartoon of the year


Michael Ramirez wins the ultimate Gay Abortion Award of 2014 with 43% of the vote, and also takes the runner-up position. Ramirez has a history of winning these awards by using the dead as a soapbox.

Best Edit/Parody



Forums user Saint Sputnik wins this delightful award with 27% of the vote, over runner-up Gilganixon. More of these parodies can be found at Ye Fowl Herald's tumblr.

Thank you to everyone who contributed to the Political Cartoons Thread in 2014, and a special thanks to The Crotch and Koishi Komeiji for their help making decisions and counting the votes! See you next year, and remember: There is always more and it is always worse.

2012 Gay Abortions thread
2013 Gay Abortions thread

Chamale fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Jan 2, 2015

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Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

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Worst Middle East Cartoon
A

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Worst Police Brutality Cartoon
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Worst Torture Report Cartoon
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Worst The Interview Cartoon
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Worst cartoon about a tragedy
A (Michael Brown shooting)

B (James Foley beheading)

C (Michael Brown shooting)

D (Michael Brown shooting)

E (James Foley beheading)

F (Peshawar school massacre)

G (Multiple)

H (Ottawa terrorist attack)

I (Refugee crisis)

J (MH17 shootdown)

Worst caricature
A (Holder-worm)

B (Catalino-bama)

C (Jewish cuckoos)

D (Rand Paul)

E (Bok Obama)

F (Bishbama)

G (Anita Sarkeesian)

Worst "A Thing Happened" cartoon
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Worst Label
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Least concealed bigotry in a cartoon
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Laziest cartoon
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C (mass nomination)

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Most easily reinterpreted
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Overall worst political cartoon of the year
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Best edit/parody



A (Day By Penis)

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D (Ye Fowl Herald)

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We're McCoy and McCoy
Ignorance and scorn
We used our art to mock the gays
and torment the for-lorn
We specialized in bigotry
Spreading fear and doubt
And if the facts did not line up
we simply threw them out


:wal: "There was the year we mocked an entire town of black people!"
:stat:"I remember them all standing on the streets."
:wal: "With their frostbitten protest signs!"
:wal: :stat: "DOH HO HO HO HO HO!"

We're McCoy and McCoy
Our arts were cold and dead
We should have known our evil toons
would put us both in ed-its
Copy, paste, we're photoshopped
taunted on each date
As respect comes from giving love
Derision comes from hate


"But my friends, you did not hate cartooning."
:wal: "True, there was something about cartooning we loved."
:stat: "I think it was our paychecks!"
:wal: :stat: "DOH HO HO HO HO HO!"

We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa


Doomed, Payne!
You're doomed for all time!
Your career is a horror story
painted by your crime!
Your 'shops are forged
by what you draw and do!
So have your fun
when life is done
a donkey waits for you!


"Why these terrible edits?"
:wal: "Oooooh, the edits."
:stat:" We made these edits in life by our arts of hate."
:wal: "You bear such an edit yourself."
"Humbug, speak comfort to me friends."

:wal:" You will be haunted by three artists."
"Haunted? I've already had enough of that.
:stat:" Without these visits you can not hope to avoid the past we tread."
:wal:" Expect the first one tonight, when the bell tolls one!"
"Can't I meet them all at once and get it over with?"
:stat: "When the bell tolls ooooooone..."

We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
Change!

Chamale fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Dec 28, 2014

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Can I nominate all Ramirez cartoons on Ferguson for Worst Police Brutality?

Nyarai
Jul 19, 2012

Jenn here.
To give a concrete example, I'm gonna put forth this one.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
Placeholder for now. Will add as I think them up

Worst Police Brutality Cartoon

Just...jesus. Victim blaming at the finest.

Least concealed bigotry in a cartoon


Laziest cartoon

Made even worse by the :ironicat:

Mister Beeg fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Dec 23, 2014

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
Worst Torture Report Cartoon


In your cartoon supporting torture the bad guy is literally performing torture you hack. I thought about adding the black/white version of this as well, because 'look at all that loving cross-hatching.' It was almost impossible to even visualize what was occurring in the panel before the color version was posted.

Worst "A Thing Happened" cartoon


Wait, there were several news stories this week? gently caress it, smashing them all together into one series of "news headline" quotes.

Laziest Cartoon


Look, I recognize this is the Gorrell category. And looking at this cartoon, you might be thinking "Come on, he thought of something to write and even drew some stuff." But when there are run-away award winners, sometimes others who gave it their best (or didn't) can be forgotten. That duck and the NYE text? Copied from the 16 previous resolution cartoons. And, look at it, NYE resolution #21. How loving lazy are you that you repeat the same stupid gimmick nearly every day for a month. Lastly, I would point out this is the 22nd and final NYE resolution cartoon. That might be confusing because it says #21, but that's because the last two ran out of order.

Best edit/parody





There were a lot of fantastic edits this year, and this one, by comparison, might not look all that special. In fact, when it was first posted it went pretty much unnoticed. Nevertheless, this is the beginning. The first "Day By Penis," and since I can't nominate all of them I decided to symbolically nominate the original. I wasn't sure whether to just post the first img or to post all four, but all four were posted together initially and they form one storyline.

Capt. Sticl fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Dec 22, 2014

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Suprised we don't have a "Worst defence of Cliven Bundy" category.

Anyway, placeholders


Worst Middle East Cartoon

Worst Police Brutality Cartoon



Worst Torture Report Cartoon

Worst The Interview Cartoon



Worst cartoon about a tragedy

Worst caricature

Worst "A Thing Happened" cartoon



Worst Label

Least concealed bigotry in a cartoon



Laziest cartoon

The entirety of Cartoons By Henry.

Most easily reinterpreted

Overall worst political cartoon of the year

Best edit/parody


Look into my eyes, and its easy to see,
Pants on ground Donkey
Pants on ground Donkey

Fulchrum fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Dec 26, 2014

Budzilla
Oct 14, 2007

We can all learn from our past mistakes.

Best edit/parody
How could I not vote a Rorus Raz edit with PotG Donkey?!



The only time I've enjoyed a Christmas song since I was 10 years old too!

I only nominated 1 cartoon last year. It was Rall's Ebert cartoon for the worst. I can't really nominate anything this year for worst cartoon or other categories since it's all a horrible blur.

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Amarkov
Jun 21, 2010

Fulchrum posted:

Suprised we don't have a "Worst defence of Cliven Bundy" category.

Honestly, those cartoons weren't all that bad. Not in comparison to

Least concealed bigotry in a cartoon

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

Nyarai posted:

To give a concrete example, I'm gonna put forth this one.



I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be the 2014 awards, why are you posting a racist caricature from the 19th century?

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

Maybe I'll nominate others later, idk.

Laziest Cartoon, special bloc nomination!





Least Concealed Bigotry


I don't even know if that's really a lack of concealment, or a lack of anything other than bigotry. Also, that Chinese Moon rover cartoon is stiff competition.

Abyssal Squid fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Dec 24, 2014

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
will post some others later.

Worst The Interview Cartoon



Worst cartoon about a tragedy


Least concealed bigotry in a cartoon

SwimmingSpider fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Dec 21, 2014

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Worst Middle East Cartoon


Worst Police Brutality Cartoon


Worst Torture Report Cartoon

This nomination is mostly because Gamble draws such hideous cartoons.

Worst The Interview Cartoon


Worst cartoon about a tragedy

It's the first of the terrible beheading cartoons and the pettiest.

Worst caricature


Worst "A Thing Happened" cartoon

This one is incredible and I needed to nominate it somewhere, so here it is.

Worst Label


Least concealed bigotry in a cartoon
All of the good ones are already nominated elsewhere in the thread, and I sure as hell don't want to spend my time searching for others.

Laziest cartoon

Yes, a Gorrell, sorry for the lazy pick.

Most easily reinterpreted


Overall worst political cartoon of the year

Forgot all about this until I started looking through the thread, and oh man is it bad.

Best edit/parody


This is a stand-in for all of Saint Sputnik's wonderful Ye Fowl Herald edits.

ajkalan fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Dec 23, 2014

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Worst Police Brutality Cartoon



Worst Torture Report Cartoon



Worst Label



Least concealed bigotry in a cartoon


Since the Ramirez one has already been posted enough

Laziest cartoon

A tie between:

and


Most easily reinterpreted



Best edit/parody



Best Israeli shark jet

Ballz
Dec 16, 2003

it's mario time

I took a break from the Editorial Cartoons thread this year, to preserve my sanity. Just seeing these first morsels of what I missed over the last 12 months is already making me want to raid the liquor cabinet.

Edit: We might want to add a category for the shitstorm we're about to see over the NYC cop killings.

Ballz fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Dec 21, 2014

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
That Ramirez Holder startles me every time.

Ya know, I'd been looking forward to this thread but I think it might crush what dwindling spirit I have left.

Onward.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
Worst Middle East Cartoon
Worst Police Brutality Cartoon
Worst Torture Report Cartoon
Worst The Interview Cartoon
Worst cartoon about a tragedy
Worst caricature
Worst "A Thing Happened" cartoon
Worst Label
Least concealed bigotry in a cartoon
Laziest cartoon
Most easily reinterpreted

Overall worst political cartoon of the year

Best edit/parody

I'll edit more in as I go.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Will update later.

Worst Middle East Cartoon

Worst Police Brutality Cartoon


Worst Torture Report Cartoon


Worst The Interview Cartoon

Worst cartoon about a tragedy

Worst caricature

Worst "A Thing Happened" cartoon

Worst Label

Least concealed bigotry in a cartoon

Laziest cartoon

This one is a special level of laziness. It's not "blank piece of paper with text" lazy, that's too easy. No, he drew (or copy/pasted) an Uncle Sam, GISed the World Cup ball, and stuck the two together with no explanation or thought put into it besides "America" and "World Cup" somehow going together. It's lazy in concept, thought, and execution even if it may not be the actual laziest in terms of 'least effort and time'.

Most Easily Reinterpreted

Literally all it takes to reinterpret this one is to read "Why?" in a different tone of voice.

Overall worst cartoon

Best edit

vyelkin fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Dec 22, 2014

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Worst Middle East Cartoon

Crowded field but I believe this POS wins for inaccuracy, banality and stupidity.
Worst Police Brutality Cartoon

It's the government's fault, also everyone involved is white
Worst Torture Report Cartoon

Worst The Interview Cartoon

They're all pretty bad/worthless though.
Worst cartoon about a tragedy

Worst caricature

Worst "A Thing Happened" cartoon

A Thing Happened and Workers are Literally Fleas on a Dog
Worst Label

Least concealed bigotry in a cartoon

Most Gorrell

Most easily reinterpreted

Isn't this also known as a peace dividend?
Overall worst political cartoon of the year

A strong contender for worst ME cartoon of the year as well, but more vicious and slightly less outright stupid than the one I picked.
Best edit/parody

Rorus Raz posted:



We're McCoy and McCoy
Ignorance and scorn
We used our art to mock the gays
and torment the for-lorn
We specialized in bigotry
Spreading fear and doubt
And if the facts did not line up
we simply threw them out


:wal: "There was the year we mocked an entire town of black people!"
:stat:"I remember them all standing on the streets."
:wal: "With their frostbitten protest signs!"
:wal: :stat: "DOH HO HO HO HO HO!"

We're McCoy and McCoy
Our arts were cold and dead
We should have known our evil toons
would put us both in ed-its
Copy, paste, we're photoshopped
taunted on each date
As respect comes from giving love
Derision comes from hate


"But my friends, you did not hate cartooning."
:wal: "True, there was something about cartooning we loved."
:stat: "I think it was our paychecks!"
:wal: :stat: "DOH HO HO HO HO HO!"

We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa


Doomed, Payne!
You're doomed for all time!
Your career is a horror story
painted by your crime!
Your 'shops are forged
by what you draw and do!
So have your fun
when life is done
a donkey waits for you!


"Why these terrible edits?"
:wal: "Oooooh, the edits."
:stat:" We made these edits in life by our arts of hate."
:wal: "You bear such an edit yourself."
"Humbug, speak comfort to me friends."

:wal:" You will be haunted by three artists."
"Haunted? I've already had enough of that.
:stat:" Without these visits you can not hope to avoid the past we tread."
:wal:" Expect the first one tonight, when the bell tolls one!"
"Can't I meet them all at once and get it over with?"
:stat: "When the bell tolls ooooooone..."

We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
We're McCoy and McCoy
Whoooooooooooooa
Change!


Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Dec 27, 2014

sat on my keys!
Oct 2, 2014

vyelkin posted:

Will update later.

Worst Torture Report Cartoon:


I usually don't get very angry about 9/11 jokes but something about the smugness of this is making my blood boil out of my ears.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
What I like about most about these awards are the people who never go into the main thread stumbling into the sheer horror :stare:

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
I'll do what others are doing and update the rest of these later. Finished, enjoy the horror! I'd also like to know what happens if a cartoon is nominated for multiple categories, like some of the Ramirez cartoons.

Worst Middle East Cartoon

Kirschen lost it after the Gaza slaughter and his mini-stroke, so most of his recent cartoons qualify, but this one is a cut above the rest.

Worst Police Brutality Cartoon

This also qualifies for "worst cartoon about a tragedy" and hypothetical "worst victim blaming" category.

Worst Torture Report Cartoon

Yep, another Ramirez.

Worst Best The Interview Cartoon


All the relevant worst cartoons have been nominated, so I'll just throw this in for fun. Team America: World Police is a better political satire than The Interview or any potential cartoons about The Interview anyway.:v:

Worst cartoon about a tragedy

This also qualifies for "worst police brutality cartoon" and hypothetical "worst victim blaming" category.

Worst caricature

Rather go with a Ramirez cartoon again (although this would certainly qualify), I'm going to go with Kirschen's set of "trading cards", which I've helpfully compiled into one image. Seriously, just look at them, the caricatures are so loving vile and hate-filled, and if they were drawn by anyone else they'd be called anti-semitic as gently caress.

Worst "A Thing Happened" cartoon

A Thing Happened, and then Tinsley decided to be a horrible transphobic rear end in a top hat for a chunk of October. Seriously gently caress you Tinsley.

Worst Label

This wins just for the sheer number of labels and for showing that the Republicans will indeed dredge up every single 90's scandal to use against Hillary in 2015/2016. (The "cattle futures scandal" is from 1978 for Christ's sake.)

Least concealed bigotry in a cartoon

:stare:Okay yeah, you don't really get any worse than this. I'm also surprised there's no "worst anti-immigrant/immigration cartoon" category, although this McCoy would probably win it.:stare:

Laziest cartoon

7oden didn't even do 5 seconds of research to realize that remoras have a mutualistic relationship with sharks. I literally learned that poo poo from the Magic School Bus, what's his excuse?

Most easily reinterpreted

That kid already thinks of Uncle Sam as his dad; he's gonna grow up to be true red-blooded American, and we're happy to have him.:911: What do mean we're supposed to hate the kid, what kind of rear end in a top hat could hate a cute little kid like that?

(You can consider this a stand-in for all the cartoons depicting illegal immigrants as cute, harmless little kids.)

Overall worst political cartoon of the year

The "Ebola Gay" dropping an Ebola bomb. It combines Ebola, a tasteless reference to the atomic bombing of Hiroshima, Japan, and the back fin is loving ginormous so that the Obama logo can fit on there. What puts it up and above? Take a look at the back window, that's Obama's silhouette; loving nobody but the Political Cartoons thread would realize that, since only people super familiar with Ramirez's caricature would know that that's how Ramirez draws Obama.

Best edit/parody

You know, I started off the year lukewarm on Latuff. Then the Gaza slaughter and Ferguson/Michael Brown et al happened, and Latuff proved he can blow everyone else out of the park.:allears:

Worst Cartoonist of the Year: Kirschen for I/P, Ramirez for everything else.

fade5 fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Dec 23, 2014

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Worst Middle East Cartoon

At the time that was posted, I think the Israeli casualties were still in the single digits while Palestine already had a death toll in the hundreds.

Worst Police Brutality Cartoon

There's too many to count here, and the cartoon I posted is hardly the only one of its type. But I had to choose the white fucker who not only co-opted a black leader to tell black people to stop being uppity, but also had the balls to appropriate one of his quotes to do so in a lovely attempt to elevate his cartoon above the other "MLK sez you blacks need to shut up about this." cartoons.

Worst Torture Report Cartoon

Not only is it barely a cartoon in that it's basically :words:, but what little was drawn is done so in a horrible fashion. Then, to top it off, the actual bulk of the cartoon is one of the weirdest and most pathetic ways any of the cartoonists have tried to spin the whole torture report.

Worst The Interview Cartoon

Hard to top blatant racism.

Worst cartoon about a tragedy


Worst caricature


Worst "A Thing Happened" cartoon

It doesn't even refer to a specific thing!

Worst Label

Least concealed bigotry in a cartoon


Laziest cartoon

This wins over the OTHER "literally blank" cartoon did this year because jesus christ the balls it takes to hand your editor a blank sheet of paper twice in one year.

Most easily reinterpreted

Even flat-earthers know global warming is happening.

Overall worst political cartoon of the year

Best edit/parody
Gilganixon and Mister Beeg did a fun collaboration earlier this year, but I'm having trouble finding it.

Pants Donkey fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Dec 21, 2014

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Rorus Raz posted:



Worst "A Thing Happened" cartoon

It doesn't even refer to a specific thing!

.

This is legit my favourite cartoon of the whole year.

The toons that Beeg and I did are here:

Mr. Belpit
Nov 11, 2008
Least Concealed Bigotry in a Cartoon

Cartoon is literally just "black people sure are stupid and lazy and can't speak right!". Racist screed in a "style" that more than one thread regular has argued shouldn't even be considered cartooning.




Worst Torture Report Cartoon

Won't beat Ramirez's poo poo but deserves recognition for rock-headed stupidity.




Worst The Interview Cartoon

Not much stood out in terms of being vile (except occasionally racist depictions of Koreans) but I thought Catalino got high marks for his signature half-assedness. The fact that "How to Train Your Dragon" isn't even a Sony movie only adds to this mess.



Worst "A Thing Happened" Cartoon

Ugly, artifacted, GISed Colorado flag with a crudely-drawn joint to make a non-statement about Colorado's marijuana laws.



Best Edit/Parody

Because somebody already nominated Sain Sputnik's "Ye Fowle Heralde" series:

Mr. Belpit fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Dec 23, 2014

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Rorus Raz posted:

Worst "A Thing Happened" cartoon

It doesn't even refer to a specific thing!

Haha, I remember seeing this when it was first posted, but I only just now understood what it is actually supposed to mean.

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July
And no categories about Ukraine or immigration? For shame! I've been saving pointers to cartoons on them all year!

Oh well, I'll try to make them work anyway.

Worst Middle East Cartoon

Found this one while looking for awful MH17 cartoons (there really weren't any) and there can never be enough Ramirez's nominated.

Exhibit A



Worst Police Brutality Cartoon

Never too late for an entry. You go Allie!

Exhibit B



Worst The Interview Cartoon

Does Ramirez have any competition here?

Exhibit C



Worst Caricature

Thanks to randomly clicking through the thread you get this. What the hell is it?

Exhibit D



Worst "A Thing Happened" Cartoon

One of several near-identical options.

Exhibit E



Worst Label

Exhibit F



Laziest Cartoon

Yeah, yeah, Gorrell is a shoe-in for his namesake, but drat if I didn't stumble on the fine entry "La Mort et la Terre, Obama et le Comité Nobel norvégien. Projets de sculptures allégoriques" by Louis-Jacques Durameau Daryl Cagle.

Cagle explained his motivation in making the work in a blog post:

quote:

I just got back from our Cagle Cartoons junket to the cartoon festival in St Just France. I’m way behind on my cartoons, but I knocked this one out from a snapshot that I took in an obscure corner of the Louvre.

This is a painting by 18th century Neo-classical painter Louis-Jacque Durameau about the death of Marie Antoinette. It struck me as a multi-panel cartoon with a big Nobel Peace Prize medal for Barack Obama. I almost put labels on the frames, “Then,” “… and Now” but I decided less is more. This painting is really funny – and all the more so because it takes itself so seriously.

Exhibit G



Most Easily Reinterpreted

Rose makes this so easy in this offering which makes it in just under the wire.

Exhibit H



Overall Worst Cartoon of the Year

Exhibit I



And because it needs to win something and I can't find a good category for it...

Honorable Mention

Exhibit J



If only there was an appropriate category for it because it's still so... Whatever it is.

ComradeCosmobot fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Dec 25, 2014

Red and Black
Sep 5, 2011

Mr. Belpit posted:

Least Concealed Bigotry in a Cartoon

I don't remember for sure if this was published in 2014 or late '13 but if it was this year it begs to be nominated:



Holy gently caress

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Mr. Belpit posted:

Least Concealed Bigotry in a Cartoon

I don't remember for sure if this was published in 2014 or late '13 but if it was this year it begs to be nominated:


It was from 2013, and I'm pretty sure it did indeed win the "Least Concealed Bigotry in a Cartoon" category last year.

Mr. Belpit
Nov 11, 2008
You can tell I haven't been punishing myself with politoons very long :doh:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

ComradeCosmobot posted:

...


EDIT: If this is too good for any category I'll gladly remove it because it's still so... Whatever it is.

Most improved by scrolling.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Worst Middle East Cartoon



Pure genoicide imagery

Worst Police Brutality Cartoon




If you look at it this way police aren't quite as bad as terrorists so what are you dummies complaining about?

Worst Torture Report Cartoon



Poor CIA :(

Worst The Interview Cartoon

Worst cartoon about a tragedy



If only we rounded up all the muslims this wouldn't have happened!

Worst caricature



Horrifying. Most Catalino Obamas could go here but this was the best because it makes it obvious how poorly he copy pastes poo poo even if you've never seen another and is utterly hilarious

Worst "A Thing Happened" cartoon



Stupid sexy Obama

Worst Label



I'm not sure I quite get it, are they moderates or not?

Least concealed bigotry in a cartoon



Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggsssssssssss!!!!!11

Laziest cartoon



Amazing.

Most easily reinterpreted



God damnit you loving food police, stop taking away our condom cookies!

Overall worst political cartoon of the year



Just horrible.

Best edit/parody



Just perfect.

swampland fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Dec 21, 2014

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

I kind of think Gorrell should be disqualified from the Laziest Cartoon category, if only because he's TOO good at it.

There should at least be something resembling a cartoon for it to qualify.
Or just rename the category to The Gorrell.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Is it possible that Ramirez sweeps this year? Could it be his year he takes home all the Gayabbies?

sat on my keys!
Oct 2, 2014

OldTennisCourt posted:

What I like about most about these awards are the people who never go into the main thread stumbling into the sheer horror :stare:

Could some kind person link me to the point in the 1520 page main thread where this 9/11 thing was posted? I really want to see everyone else's reaction.

A Bag of Milk
Jul 3, 2007

I don't see any American dream; I see an American nightmare.
I abstained from the politoons thread this year after many years of religiously following it. Wow. You can never quite remember just how awful and hate-filled so many of these are. The pain dulls over time. Jesus loving Christ that sperm bank comic. How are there human beings who look at that and have a positive reaction?

Metaconcert
Nov 28, 2010

"And my answer is when there are nine"

bartlebyshop posted:

Could some kind person link me to the point in the 1520 page main thread where this 9/11 thing was posted? I really want to see everyone else's reaction.

It turns out that the political cartoons thread tends to be somewhat desensitised to terrible cartoons, so there's not all that much to see. Nevertheless:

vyelkin posted:

(Ramirez)

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Worst Middle East Cartoon

Don't like us bombing the poo poo out of Gaza? Well PLPLPLPL :cheeky:

Worst Police Brutality Cartoon

CHANGED from Gary's Ferguson cartoon since I actually find this one even more distasteful

Worst Torture Report Cartoon

Environmental regulations are worse than torture, sincerely, a fossil fuels lobbying group.

Worst The Interview Cartoon

This is the only one that sticks out as being particularly offensive rather than just insipid.

Worst cartoon about a tragedy


This nomination isn't complete without Nate Beeler's response when he got called out on it:

quote:

@STBegala The toon is about Obama, not Foley. I would think Foley, as a war correspondent, would be all in favor of hard-hitting content.
Yup that war correspondent who was beheaded sure would be impressed by your sick burn on the president for playing golf, good point Nate :jerkbag:


Worst caricature

No one posts Bish anymore so I'll have to nominate Bok for most racist depiction of the president.

Worst "A Thing Happened" cartoon

Hmmm Ray Rice punched his wife in an elevator, how can I use this as a sick burn on the President?

Worst Label

debt debt DEBTTTTTTT

Least concealed bigotry in a cartoon

Lots of strong candidates as always but I can't let this one pass unnoticed.

Laziest cartoon

This along with the two dozen other times Payne drew the same car with the same giant bumper

Most easily reinterpreted

It's always hard to tell with these but based on Branco's track record I'm sure you're supposed to side with the group that wants to abolish the IRS.

Overall worst political cartoon of the year


Michael Ramirez is human garbage.

e: Best Parody: There were lots of good ones but Gilganixon's magnum opus has to be recognized.

colonel_korn fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Dec 22, 2014

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bartlebyshop posted:

Could some kind person link me to the point in the 1520 page main thread where this 9/11 thing was posted? I really want to see everyone else's reaction.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3599044&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1496#post439026026

It's less than a week old, so it's a good 35 pages back in the thread. Mostly the reactions are "Wow what a fucker" and "Hey remember that other cartoon that was almost as bad/equally as bad/worse?", i.e. just another day in the cartoon mines. Ramirez has really stepped up the Shitlord Quotient this year though, wanna see him sweep all categories

colonel_korn posted:

Michael Ramirez is human garbage.

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