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Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

That's...hows that an alternative?

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



OH BOY

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
These two actually promo off other really well. It's kind of nice.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

sticklefifer posted:

The Vigilante Sting Designed to Disorient Your Opponent

Good-rear end post right here, folks. Everybody take a gander at it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cena curtain-jerking, I wonder who he pissed off backstage?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

hogan as referee

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
They keep bringing up Cena bringing back the Authority, like honestly what are the chances of a heel turn?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
What are we gonna do when John Cena runs wild on Seth??

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Only 17 minute promo this time! Progress!

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?
How is John Cena's power to bring back the authority materialized? As in, does he have a pendant that will bring them back? Is there a door in his closet that goes to Authority Narnia? Just what is this power they keep referring to?

Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010
Ho ho hogan displaying blatant favoritism, Christmas ruined.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

Cena curtain-jerking, I wonder who he pissed off backstage?

Uhh, The Authority. Haven't you been watching?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Rick Derringer must have pretty awesome royalty income from WWE.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Cena wearing his nicest dress up jorts for this very special xmas RAW

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Michael Cole: Of course, this is not the real Santa Claus, it's WWE Legend Hulk Hogan. "Santa Claus," also knock as Kris Kringle and Old Saint Nick, is actually a fictional character

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

JoeBangles posted:

How is John Cena's power to bring back the authority materialized? As in, does he have a pendant that will bring them back? Is there a door in his closet that goes to Authority Narnia? Just what is this power they keep referring to?

it's a pendant you were right

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Blasmeister posted:

Do the right thing, John.

forourbaby:byodame:? :ohdear:

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



OldTennisCourt posted:

They keep bringing up Cena bringing back the Authority, like honestly what are the chances of a heel turn?

None, it will be a match stipulation or something.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
My youngest wants to know why Cena looks like a really big elf...

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Shima Honnou posted:

What are we gonna do when John Cena runs wild on Seth??

Call the police? Because Cena clearly wants to sodomize Seth.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

oknope posted:

hogan as referee

can he even get down and count a pinfall?

Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010

Omally posted:

it's a pendant you were right

Its his dishtowel

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Chris James 2 posted:

Only 17 minute promo this time! Progress!

I was interested in Seth trash talking and Cena's response was actually really good but I also tuned in after Cena and Hogan were talking so :shobon:

Dr.Tree
May 7, 2007

Sure there are goons in local government. But there are goons in national government too

JoeBangles posted:

How is John Cena's power to bring back the authority materialized? As in, does he have a pendant that will bring them back? Is there a door in his closet that goes to Authority Narnia? Just what is this power they keep referring to?

Cena is the only one that has knowledge of Steph's burner phone.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

JoeBangles posted:

How is John Cena's power to bring back the authority materialized? As in, does he have a pendant that will bring them back? Is there a door in his closet that goes to Authority Narnia? Just what is this power they keep referring to?

It's sort of like the Neverending Story where whatever Cena writes in the magic booking comes true.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

That DICK! posted:

Michael Cole: Of course, this is not the real Santa Claus, it's WWE Legend Hulk Hogan. "Santa Claus," also knock as Kris Kringle and Old Saint Nick, is actually a fictional character

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

Omally posted:

it's a pendant you were right

I wish they'd have matches for the pendant then.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Whoa I just got here and Cena is wearing. . . REGULAR SHORTS :ohdear:

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...

OldTennisCourt posted:

They keep bringing up Cena bringing back the Authority, like honestly what are the chances of a heel turn?

It's like the story should be that the show completely breaks down (think NFL replacement refs) without the Authority in charge but noope that would be interesting.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Eltoasto posted:

None, it will be a match stipulation or something.

Authority on a pole match.

Sir Jebus
Feb 9, 2010

The only hero left for man is weed.

cronox2 posted:

It's like the story should be that the show completely breaks down (think NFL replacement refs) without the Authority in charge but noope that would be interesting.

Actually it'd be better if this wasn't an angle at all and the authority were just gone forever.

Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010
Kind of bummed that no one gave a poo poo about what J & J wanted for Christmas.

sammythemc
Jan 14, 2008

Sullen Child Hitler

That DICK! posted:

Michael Cole: Of course, this is not the real Santa Claus, it's WWE Legend Hulk Hogan. "Santa Claus," also knock as Kris Kringle and Old Saint Nick, is actually a fictional character

this was just the announce team putting over Foley as the real Santa

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Let's Go Santa

Santa Sucks

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Aww they're back to dueling chants for Cena and... Cena :sigh:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Man brings giant hand-written sign to let us know that Seth Rollins looks so indy.

Dr.Tree
May 7, 2007

Sure there are goons in local government. But there are goons in national government too

Sushipants posted:

Kind of bummed that no one gave a poo poo about what J & J wanted for Christmas.

They want whats best for business. Seth: Voice of the people.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Sushipants posted:

Kind of bummed that no one gave a poo poo about what J & J wanted for Christmas.

They just want their baby boy Seth to do his best.

bartok
May 10, 2006



When are we going to get Barry Horowitz as Hanukkah Harry?

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Codependent Poster posted:

Has Seth been talking for like 10 minutes straight? Holy poo poo.

Does this shock you? Dude has a PHD in Trashtalking.

Dr. Jackass, MD.

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