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the terrorists want to crash a plane into the 911 gift shop the terrorists want to hijack a cloud and blow up wisconsin with lightning the terrorists want to blow up calenders so we are plunged into darkness and confusion the terrorists want to blow up the steampunk fiction aisle in a dumb book store the terrorists want to whip random civilians with a belt...anywhere. the terrorists want to freak everyone out by standing around menacingly but not doing anything the terrorists want to hijack craig's list the terrorists plot to hold magnifying lenses over endangered ant colonies the terrorists want to attack our nation's mashed potato reserves |
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special holiday episode: the terrorists want to offer free gift-wrapping services so they can mislabel all the presents
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Dec 23, 2014 05:55
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the terrorists want to get your cat just like, super stoned man, which is totally not cool. the terrorists are threatening to overthrow the corrupt capitalist system if that bitch peggy at the bank doesn't stop sassing them so much. the terrorists are giving negative yelp reviews of restaurants for the smallest of issues. Nicholas "Nick" Stokes proves that they are in fact, going out to restaurants and making up complaints.
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Dec 23, 2014 05:58
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a terrorist and his gf have a fight - so his gf leaves him. a zany plot to regain his lost love and kidnap, execute, and assume the position of president of the united states begins
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Dec 23, 2014 06:02
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terrorists vow to avenge an insulting osama bin laden t shirt sold in hot topic back in 2003
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Dec 23, 2014 06:16
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Dec 24, 2014 07:09
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the terrorists underwear bomb plan is foiled by a hilarious fart |
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Dec 24, 2014 07:12
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WetNightmare posted:the terrorists want to hijack a cloud and blow up wisconsin with lightning |
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Dec 24, 2014 07:12
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The terrorists create a shrink ray then use it to shrink down a special ship crewed by a crack squad of the most notorious terrorists The terrorists plan to infiltrate the top secret hospital where Ariel Sharon is recovering and inject the tiny ship into his bloodstream to kill him once and for all We need to shrink jack bauer down to size inside an f16, piloted by an A I voiced by morgan freeman and send him into the opposite end... it's assumed that the terrorists will attempt to enter via catheter Also, Jack's wingman is an expert in very small arms Here is the only photo that elite scientists have been able to produce with the highest level of magnification on the world's most powerful electron microscope 
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Dec 24, 2014 09:54
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They blow up Mount Rushmore and nobody notices. Then the news reports it and nobody cares. Then Fox news reports it and tells everyone to feel very upset about it. Then everyone does because they are the 99% who wait for their tvs to give them orders. The same tv they got on Black Friday at Wal-Mart. Had to knock a bitch out to get it. It was the same price 4 months later when Best-Buy was trying to clear that model out to make room for the ones. Slybo fucked around with this message at 10:37 on Dec 24, 2014 |
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Dec 24, 2014 10:36
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the terrorists meet up at grocery stores across america and the world. Their plan? Crop dust the bakery section so that all the bread smells like farts.
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Dec 24, 2014 11:37
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The terrorists take a hostage and keep them alive while holding off all the good guys. Terrorists win. Terrorists take hostages and somebody on the rescue force shoots a hostage. Terrorists win. Terrorists take the hostage and somebody guarding them has an itchy trigger finger. Terrorists lose. |
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Dec 24, 2014 11:41
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the terrorist plan on putting a bomb in an egg for Rachel Ray to crack open and blow up
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Dec 24, 2014 14:23
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the retarded terrorists take over the crayola factory and scribble out pages and pages of colorful demands. situation defused by deploying juice. the retarded terrorists clear out fireworks warehouses to bomb the special olympics, setting off world's largest black snake. hundreds are inconvenienced. the retarded terrorists attempt a cyberattack on the US, but get distracted and end up ordering dvds about trains on their folks amazon |
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Dec 24, 2014 14:39
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DETECTIVE BENSON: it looks like what we have is a terrorist cell agent that is going to the bakery case and licking every single donut and then putting it back ICE T: sthoundsth like thith terrorithtsth whackjob hasth a thing for tongueing holesth |
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Dec 24, 2014 20:41
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WetNightmare posted:the terrorists want to crash a plane into the 911 gift shop |
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Dec 24, 2014 21:03
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the terrorists hate our freedoms, like how some restaurants will serve fries and onion rings in the same basket |
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Dec 24, 2014 21:04
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terrorists replace all of the U.S>'s bacon supply with turkey bacon terrorists infiltrate Western academia, turning all of our smart bombs into marxist gender studies majors terrorists hack facebook and change all Americans profile pics to a shop of George Bush that looks like a monkey terrorists plot to burn down the town's only brothel, but Homer saves it with an impassioned, impromptu song Terrorists visit their family in Thousand Oaks and don't visit the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library terrorists won't let us see The Rocky Horror picture show even though all of our friends are going Terrorists replace the President's dog with an angry goat tERRORists plan to circumcise the Washington monument Terrorists drop trou on the jumbotron, mooning the entire stadium, and David Caruso gets visibly aroused by a peak at their large hairy nutsacks |
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Dec 24, 2014 21:19
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A group of terrorist virgins plan a suicide mission because they are desperate to lose their v-cards in heaven. |
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Dec 24, 2014 21:38
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terrorists try to blow up a michael jackson xmas concert but it was just a hologram and they get their IP tracked in visual basic
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Dec 24, 2014 23:03
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the terrorists take over famous potato and attempt to microwave every order instead of baking the potatoes properly
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Dec 25, 2014 03:13
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the cyber terrorists replace every post in byob with froward posts to get the forums deleted - little do they know they already were
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Dec 25, 2014 03:14
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Terrorists make their own pay per entry message board community called SomethingAfulalalalalalalalalala.com |
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Dec 25, 2014 03:16
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Terrorists make their own pay per entry message board community called SomethingAfatwa.com |
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Dec 25, 2014 03:18
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the CSI team managed to track the broken glass that was in the sandwich of the president back to the terrorists since it was safety glass, notorious for haven atoms with serial numbers
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Dec 25, 2014 04:11
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the terrorists are gonna spike the punch at the prom so that our teens will make poor decisions
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Dec 25, 2014 05:56
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The terrorists enter a float into the Macy's Christmas Day parade with the intent of throwing fish guts over the crowd so seagulls attack them.
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Dec 25, 2014 06:03
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the terrorists plan on switching price tags at any store at any given time
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Dec 25, 2014 06:08
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the terrorists are using hip social media place myspace as a way to recruit hip kids into terrorism cells to blow up strip malls across america.
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Dec 25, 2014 06:09
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Al Borland posted:the terrorists are using hip social media place myspace as a way to recruit hip kids into terrorism cells to blow up strip malls across america. Tom, why are you friends with "Jihad Amerikkka" ??? paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Dec 25, 2014 06:40
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the terrorists are going to buy a lot of cars so everyones stuck in traffic for a long time
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Dec 25, 2014 07:19
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Sleepy Owl posted:the terrorists are going to buy a lot of cars so everyones stuck in traffic for a long time the terrorists are going to put up bogus construction signs and road cones so everyones stuck in traffic for a long time |
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Dec 25, 2014 07:33
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the terrorists are going to cut down lots of trees and overfish to contribute to environmental destruction the terrorists are going to smoke in no smoking areas the terrorists are building a space program to get to mars first the terrorists are going to make up an imaginary disease that people are going to donate to instead of aids victims or whatever the terrorists are going to invent lightsabers and patent them so people have to pay to use them the terrorists are trying to promote unsafe work standards the terrorists are going to go into theaters and talk loudly during the movie the terrorists are going to paint over stop signs so they say go instead and vice versa
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Dec 25, 2014 07:52
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WetNightmare posted:the terrorists plan on switching price tags at any store at any given time ive heard that its worse, and the terrorists are drawing an extra bar in the middle of every barcode they can fin.d
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WetNightmare posted:the terrorists want to attack our nation's mashed potato reserves i am actually terrorized by this notion |
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Dec 25, 2014 08:56
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the terrorists are going to run for political positions to destroy us from the inside.
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StandardVC10 posted:the terrorists are going to put up bogus construction signs and road cones so everyones stuck in traffic for a long time the terrorists announce a peaceful protest in front of the white house and the resulting police response cause everyone to get stuck in traffic for a long time ---------------- |
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terrorists join the police force in a comedic police academy fashion, but with terrorists.
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