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when Neo gets plugged into the Matrix what kind of connection/bandwidth do you think he's getting on that sucker? do you really think in the future they couldn't invent a sick wireless adapter for that giant hole in his head so he could A. learn hella poo poo just while walking around B. not have that incredibly painful sensation when jacking IN to the matrix? I'd guess Thunderbolt 7 or 8 but the connector looks too lovely to be designed by Apple...  
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lol that's coax
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when i saw the matrix i become obsessed with the steak that the dickhead guy eats in the scene where he's like 'i know this is just 1 and 0s, but it tastes amazing' because goddamn that steak looked good. i called it the matrix steak, and i'd eat at a restaurant and order the steak and then my parents would ask me if it was the matrix steak and i'd say no. anyhow i finally had the matrix steka when i made it myself.
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Dec 24, 2014 06:56
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it was just a rare steak
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Dec 24, 2014 06:59
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a 36 pin ieee1284 to coax
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pram posted:it was just a rare steak tell that to applebees
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looked like 1/4" headphone jacks to me cuz they just yanked it out of him, coax has the twisty connectors
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wireless probably isnt feasible with all teh hovering robots and poo poo throwing off crazy interference op
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VLADIMIR GLUTEN posted:wireless probably isnt feasible with all teh hovering robots and poo poo throwing off crazy interference op no FCC around any more to enforce proper rf enclosures for all those robots ... Just total chaos ... those drat machines destroyed all that was good and noble
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carry on then posted:lol that's coax rotor posted:looked like 1/4" headphone jacks to me cuz they just yanked it out of him, coax has the twisty connectors coax can have the non twisty kind of connectors that you just push on tho. and if it's a single conductor then it's probably some kind of super amazing future frequency multiplexing to be able 2 send all that data so it's gotta have a shield. i agree it's probably coax ~however~ it could also be a fiber-optic cable just with a metal jacket/spike around the fiber itself for protection and ease of insertion (iykwim)
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rotor posted:no FCC around any more to enforce proper rf enclosures for all those robots ... Just total chaos ... those drat machines destroyed all that was good and noble are you kidding, obv it was humanity that destroyed all that was good and noble I expect all the robots knew were those horrible MILSPEC connectors with like 50 leads in a round twisty thing
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Dec 24, 2014 09:14
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Sagebrush posted:~however~ it could also be a fiber-optic cable just with a metal jacket/spike around the fiber itself for protection and ease of insertion (iykwim) the brain makes its own lube
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rotor posted:no FCC around any more to enforce proper rf enclosures for all those robots ... Just total chaos ... those drat machines destroyed all that was good and noble https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mExl-xGOUmE
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pram posted:it was just a rare steak
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Dec 24, 2014 09:38
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a neural interface
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ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:a neoral interface
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eschaton posted:are you kidding, obv it was humanity that destroyed all that was good and noble  ??
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ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:a neural interface i hate you so much right now
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Migishu posted:i hate you so much right now 
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some advanced teledildonics
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one of those neutrik audio connectors
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well learning stuff while walking around wasn't really an option considered by the robots on account of because all the people are in them little pods unless they escape from the matrix, so a cable/connector based interface is the best option really. so when a new person is born do they get a brainport installed right away? that'd be pretty hosed up. then they gotta replace it whenever the person grows some. wow. the matrix world is really hosed up.
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Elder Postsman posted:so when a new person is born do they get a brainport installed right away? that'd be pretty hosed up. then they gotta replace it whenever the person grows some. wow. the matrix world is really hosed up. is it really that much more godawful than the notion that getting pregnant in the matrix basically means a robot took some sperm from a dude and jammed up it a lady's cooch, and then nine months later the robots would basically extract the baby from the mother
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no that's really bad too.
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spermjacking squidbots
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it's a movie prop, OP neo is a fictional character and there is no real interface, in fact, the entire story is untrue
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VLADIMIR GLUTEN posted:spermjacking squidbots mods
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Sniep posted:it's a movie prop, OP cmon man dont ruin the spirit of christmas its up to parents to tell their kids neo isnt real
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:is it really that much more godawful than the notion that getting pregnant in the matrix basically means a robot took some sperm from a dude and jammed up it a lady's cooch, and then nine months later the robots would basically extract the baby from the mother I don't think that's how it works, you saw all the jars of fetuses. It's all in vitro Also reminder that the original script has the humans being used as a neural supercomputer cluster, not a power source, but they felt that the average American wouldn't understand that concept
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Sagebrush posted:Also reminder that the original script has the humans being used as a neural supercomputer cluster, not a power source really? that makes more sense
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his mouth is an interface for dicks, op
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Sagebrush posted:I don't think that's how it works, you saw all the jars of fetuses. It's all in vitro i think it's more likely that someone came up with that image of morpheus summing up our lives as a duracell battery and wanted that image in the movie so bad
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to be fair it came out in a time when only ~40% of america had a home internet connection
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:when i saw the matrix i become obsessed with the steak that the dickhead guy eats in the scene where he's like 'i know this is just 1 and 0s, but it tastes amazing' because goddamn that steak looked good.
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all I know is he didn't use monster cables--Morpheus wouldn't fall for that poo poo.
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Contrary to popular myth, though the Nokia 7110 does feature a spring-loaded cover concealing the keypad, this is not the model featured in the first Matrix movie, which is the Nokia 8110 (made 3 years prior), which was adapted with a spring mechanism to feature in the 1999 film.[5][6]
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i want to know why he didnt just use a wifi connection to the cloud
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rotor posted:no FCC around any more to enforce proper rf enclosures for all those robots ... Just total chaos ... those drat machines destroyed all that was good and noble
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