NBA x Fashion: setting the stefan urkel machine to "blade mode"

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2014 03:51

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 11:09

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Ross posted:

Jordan could get his own thread. That's just no fair.

http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/

# ¿ Dec 26, 2014 04:01

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Henchman of Santa posted:

He must be joking, right?

If there is one person's wardrobe I would never question it would be Craig Sager's.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 16:10

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

straight up brolic posted:

the red wine bath god is back with a massive spread in bloomberg

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-06-30/amar-e-stoudemire-s-incredible-high-style-life-a-q-a

e: to be fair he unfortunately looks great in most of the pics except the one on the right

Lowkey, the right one is pretty cool if you ditch the hat.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 13:32

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Did he buy those jeans from Jordan?

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 19:34

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Oceanlife posted:

Kevin Love has sure become a handsome fella. I'm going to start work on some fan fiction where he confronts his childhood bully morningview in a high school reunion and the other classmates are all whispering about how attractive and successful Love's become and morningview doesn't want to seem bitter so he shakes his hand and pretends like they are all cool but it burns him inside and his only wish is that olynyk breaks his other arm this season.

Also, I'm pretty sure Love is wearing Alden shoes which if you aren't familiar with are about the most sexy American made shoe you can buy.

Mourningview somehow has become Gendo now?

# ¿ Sep 21, 2015 19:26

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

EvanTH posted:

fetty wap is Been disguised weak pop for sorority girls and that picture proves it

If 679 and My Way are reaaaaaaal good tho.

I guess I'm a sorority girl then.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 19:48

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

All Lives Matter XV's

# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 17:26

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Former College Lacrosse star at 40 X's

# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 23:04

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

There's a Black History month why isn't there a white history month 6's

# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 00:59

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/DragonflyJonez/status/741053918050955264

# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 01:01

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

straight up brolic posted:

we're being plagiarized without credit but it's all love happy to start a movement

Eh to be fair they were making those jokes like right after it got tweeted. But other poo poo came up that pulled them away, like the Game last night, and that video of those two dudes loving(with) that coke head white chick.

Dexo fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Jun 10, 2016

# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 01:07

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/fivefifths/status/741065800933617664

# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 01:35

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/Inc/status/741336653105598468

quote:

Maybe not coincidentally, Under Armour announced in a press release yesterday that it had rehired Dombrow from Nike. He'll restart on August 1 in a new position, chief design officer. Due to a non-compete clause, he had not yet started at Nike.

Dombrow was the company's top designer and oversaw the launch of Curry's first two sneaker lines last year. Those lines helped Under Armour sneaker sales climb by 95 percent in in 2015.

Founded in 1995 by entrepreneur and former University of Maryland athlete Kevin Plank, Under Armour overtook Adidas last year as the second-largest sportswear company in America, with $4 billion in revenues in 2015. The company recently spent $1 billion buying health apps to integrate into its clothing.

Curry's sneaker cred and Under Armour should bounce back just fine--even with all the criticism, there are plenty of sneakerheads out there who will buy anything with his name attached to it. Given his track record, hiring back Dombrow could go a long way toward helping the company continue its momentum in the $4.2 billion basketball sneaker industry.

But for now, it's a lesson on how even a unanimous MVP can stumble--particularly when he's sporting nerdy white tennis shoes.

RIP those shoes. They actually kinda looked comfortable to like do yard work and poo poo in. Maybe release them without Steph Curry's name for like 50 bucks and I'll buy a pair.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 22:04

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/trillac_/status/741478822025920512

Steph is sick and tired of yall insulting his shoes.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2016 05:17

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/jumper_0824/status/741091284438253573

# ¿ Jun 11, 2016 05:59

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Holy poo poo.

https://twitter.com/Kofimagne/status/741490039193014272

# ¿ Jun 11, 2016 06:09

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

gently caress it guy's joke's over Bill Simmons just ruined it. Close and Goldmine the thread.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2016 06:14

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Juaguocio posted:

prime Jordan never put out a dad shoe

His shoes are always fresh. and always the best part of whatever the gently caress he's wearing. You might not always be able to see the shoes from the jeans covering them up. But trust me they are always good.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2016 06:19

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Man DAR really does look like that snitch friend everyone has.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2016 20:33

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

^ EFB with a better joke

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

# ¿ Jun 16, 2016 23:57

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

So guys I think JR Smith came in late to win the NBA Fashion for the year...

It turns out Less is more. The Shirtless look was the best look of the year.

Westbrook is second, Melo's hats are third.

honorable mention to the Curry 73-9* Lows

Also. It's been 10 years guys. Look how far we've come

Dexo fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Jun 23, 2016

# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 19:55

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

They pretty much don't care right now.

So long as you wear poo poo that's not ~~black~~ errr thuggish, or urban you're fine.

Essentially as long as advertisers and Donald Sterling don't hate what a player is wearing you're fine.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 21:38

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Don't wear that outside in Milwaukee dude. Especially across the bridge. He's gonna get the poo poo shot out of him.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 18:42

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

alansmithee posted:

I'm pretty sure he's black anywhere he goes, that won't come off...

True, but roll the normal black bonus modifier for getting shot by police. And then add another bonus die on top of that for wearing equipment that makes you look like a Black Panther.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 20:58

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Now that Tim Duncan has retired he can finally be at peace go to his final resting place

A Line at Old Navy.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2016 00:36

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Bruh. How the gently caress does Matthew Dellavedova have better shoes than Steph loving Curry.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 15:49

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/AdiJoseph/status/768279319013650432

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 16:04

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

holy poo poo those are dope as gently caress.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 22:06

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

The best part is how he didn't notice the robe had his name on it, and how he reacted when she mentioned it

Thought about just covering it up but then just gave up.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 16:03

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Criminal Minded posted:

No hateration allowed in this here dancery.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 16:58

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/DrewUnga/status/832419428956459008

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 05:17

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/NBATV/status/832627884359458816

Jimmy is really out here dressing like a top 10 player now.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 17:53

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

That new fire from Steph.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 21:52

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/nick_pants/status/851112413420236805

# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 21:59

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/NBAcom/status/856191080039108609

Thunder in 6

# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 19:27

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/TimmyJig/status/860223611994607617

# ¿ May 4, 2017 21:57

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

morestuff posted:

https://twitter.com/SoleCollector/status/862126805800689664

Publix California Roll XIs

holy poo poo.

# ¿ May 10, 2017 05:59

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Bow Ties can be dope. But yeah. most people wearing them look like goobers and can't pull it off.

# ¿ May 10, 2017 19:02

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 11:09

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Dejan Bimble posted:

Kanye West and the NBA dress code took """"""Urban"""""" dressing out of the maternity t-shirt phase and that's something to be endlessly thankful for, even if it lead to a lot entry level top to bottom this season runway looks and embarrassing vests

It was so much cheaper to dress back then though.

Buy some XXXL T-shirts and flourish.

# ¿ May 11, 2017 15:46

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