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distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


post your computer related confessions itt

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Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

forgive me geek squad for i have sinned

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


i am bad @ computering and i know nothing about them and i cant program or code

pram
Jun 10, 2001
i have nothing to confess. i follow the jobsian creed, buy apple products, and will meet the savior again in paradise

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


i bought a 1366* 768 laptop once

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

Linux Pirate posted:

i am bad @ computering and i know nothing about them and i cant program or code

same

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I had sex once.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I have an ATI video card and in fact until my current PC config I'd only had AMD processors

still don't mind my ATI card though but YOSPOS on the whole tells me I should be ashamed

pram
Jun 10, 2001

echinopsis posted:

I have an ATI video card and in fact until my current PC config I'd only had AMD processors

still don't mind my ATI card though but YOSPOS on the whole tells me I should be ashamed

lmao

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


i still use windows xp on one ofmy computers

my computers fans are loud and shake my case and i hit it to make it stop shaking and it stops for like five secs before it shakes again

i tried to grok the zeitgeist but the zeitgeist wouldnt grok for me

everything i model in maya sucks rear end and is messy

i dont like unity engine it sucks and the only way i got my lovely game to run was to steal java script from other free games

i have wondered what RMS's foot funk chunks taste like before

i like when our fyad friends come and visit us (Skylark i am sorry, you can come and chill in my sauna.)

i was the guy who had to whip that poor llamas rear end for a little over a decade or more

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

i could post from an imac but i mostly do so from an i386 t60

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Citizen Tayne posted:

I had sex once.

what was his name? lol

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I once bought a redhat cd in the late 90s :stare:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


BeOSPOS posted:

what was his name? lol

It was you! lol

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

Linux Pirate posted:

i still use windows xp on one ofmy computers

i have an old computer stuffed in a closet under the stairs, its my shameful bittorrent/NAS box and it runs XP

i really should do something about it

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
i'm awful at programming and have never made anything of merit but for some reason people think i'm good

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

i advised my best friend to buy windows xp 64-bit

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

confession: i bought a 200 dollar asus windows 8 tablet, and i like it.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

confession pt 2: i like your av, op.

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

echinopsis posted:

still don't mind my ATI card though but YOSPOS on the whole tells me I should be ashamed

my Mac Pro at work has two ATI 5770 cards I scavenged from a coworker (one 1GB card per display) and they're pretty needs-suiting, esp in a 6-year-old machine

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana
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for windows :c00l:

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I'm so poor that I have to choose between spending the money on a 5k iMac or a limited slip differential for my car

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

i use a computer sometimes

(they're bad)

Phoning It In
Oct 17, 2010
get the diff you'll be happier in the long run

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Phoning It In posted:

get the diff you'll be happier in the long run

wrong

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


a disappointing lack of star citizen purchases so far

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

Linux Pirate posted:

i still use windows xp on one ofmy computers

i used on one of my computers it until the hard drive it was installed on died

i'm a lazy rear end when it comes to back up, so i'll probably lose all my data at some point

Space Whale
Nov 6, 2014
I let myself care once. It was bad. I hope to never again.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

WANGIN' AND BANGIN'

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
i hate computers

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

BeOSPOS posted:

I once bought a redhat cd in the late 90s :stare:

Linux on the desktop


Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

echinopsis posted:

I have an ATI video card

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

Citizen Tayne posted:

I had sex once.

You are hereby cast out of the walled garden.

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Citizen Tayne posted:

I had sex once.

sex with Pittsburgh doesn't count

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



The Management posted:

I'm so poor that I have to choose between spending the money on a 5k iMac or a limited slip differential for my car

get the lsd, its more useful

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Management posted:

I'm so poor that I have to choose between spending the money on a 5k iMac or a limited slip differential for my car

the 5k imac will be nothing but a disappointment after a brief moment of "this is ok i guess"

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

The Management posted:

I'm so poor that I have to choose between spending the money on a 5k iMac or a limited slip differential for my car

gross

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

echinopsis posted:

the 5k imac will be nothing but a disappointment after a brief moment of "this is ok i guess"

same but any car part

tmesis
Jan 18, 2007

sup holmes
Megamarm
the first computer i ever bought was an emachine

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
i really like windows, i really hate mac. its so annoying to use, this is 100% real talk

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