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ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010





  1. Allen Wren
  2. Amoeba102
  3. Asiina
  4. Chic Trombone
  5. Dr. Hurt
  6. Dugong
  7. Epsilon Plus
  8. Ernie.
  9. EXAKT Science/zzyzx
  10. fiery_valkyrie
  11. HiipFire
  12. KhyrosFinalCut
  13. Little Mac
  14. merk
  15. Murmur Twin/Byers2142
  16. Opopanax
  17. Pinterest Mom
  18. Quidnose
  19. Rarity
  20. Somberbrero
  21. Tremendous Taste, Kumbamontu
  22. uranus
  23. Winged Orpheus
  24. Your Personal Muse

LIST OF THE DEAD:
Opopanax, CS-Aligned Pubbie was lucksprayed to death d1!
Somberbrero, CS Aligned Pubbie, has been kicked from the server d1!
Quidnose, CS-Aligned Baiter, has died of a ragestroke from grenade spam on his person in a ceasefire period n1!
Epsilon Plus, CS-Aligned Pubbie, has been pwned n1!
Dr. Hurt, CS-Aligned Pubbie, has thrown his keyboard and mouse against the wall n1!
Byers2142, Self-aligned Diehard 1.6 Player, has been run train on and lost all will to keep playing video games n2!
Ernie., CS-Aligned Pubbie, has been followed everywhere he went and left out to dry at the first sign of conflict, leading to butt frustration of the first order n2!
Merk, n00b aligned Flashbang Spammer, has been ka-pwned d3!

zzyzx, CS-Aligned Tryhard, has been votekicked off the server d3!

fiery_valkyrie, CS-aligned Pubbie, has been shamed out of the server d4!
Allen Wren, CS-aligned Opinionated Noob, has been MODKILLED d5 for being a shitter!




You find yourself in an empty temple. Where there were once ornate sculptures of heroes and tales of valor etched into fine marble, now you find piles of rubble and a fine dust that finds its way into everything. Where you would once see the stars dance in beautiful rhythm as the sweet aromas of petunias and lilacs lifted you to a wondrous place you had never before known, now you find only clouds and compost. Where once streams of clear water meandered through a beautiful valley as if nature itself was urging the beauty of your soul to sing with it, now you find only cracked dirt lightly salted by tears.

*snap*



This is the state of competitive FPS games today. An entertainment sector devoid of creativity and looking to find ways that make the game easier while maintaining the illusion of difficulty. A community unwilling to try with a low interest in outperforming their peers. A medium that has remained stagnant since the early 2000s. A society obsessed with instant gratification that a game that requires learning and effort simply cannot meet. Mini-transactions that look to gentrify the last frontier of competition.

Against all of this, there stands but one force.

You.

You are the final bearer of the torch, the last bastion of the dream of actual competition on the amazing thing we call ďthe internetĒ. Even now, there are subversive elements looking to snuff you out, to drive out players and bleed you dry. You must not let them. You must keep the game you love alive. This...

This is your story


*loud clang that startles you and then cuts itself off midway through to symbolize an unfinished story*

Welcome to Counterstrike: Global Offensive Mafia, a game for 23 players!

Standard rules apply but Iíll list some anyway.
DONT:
Post after Hammers
Post your role PMs
Use Truth or Dare or Encryption or any bullshit like that
Communicate with anyone, alive or dead, OOT unless I say you can
Edit your posts
Talk about Anime. Illegal. Iíll ban you. I count as Anime too so donít talk about me. Iíll ban you. Iíll ban you!!
DO:
PM me night actions as quickly as you risk doing nothing if you neglect pming me for 24 hours.
Have Fun

I'm going to gently caress up lurkers. Although I'm sure one or more of you may test me on that front, know that I am a man without mercy. By lurking, you will almost certainly be hurting your team and the game at large, and that is going to Make Me Mad. Ask for a replacement if something comes up as soon as you can.

:siren: This game will not be using a buy menu. I have another CS setup that requires too much drat effort right now that will involve that in the future. :siren:

Replacements(?):
1.) Windshipper (1/10/15 or later)

I'll leave the signups open until we're a little bit overfull. I'll take replacement signups as well and if you sign up for that, feel free to specify when you'd be ready by (day 2, 3, etc).

ASAPRockySituation fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Jan 20, 2015

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Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


I'm dtp, but I'm out of town the 30th through the 3rd.

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



Important: I will probably wait until a bit after New Years Day to launch this game. Until then, signups are wide open.

Chic Trombone
Jul 25, 2010



hi diqnol!! i will play in your game

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

Oh no, not me
We never lost control




Yo

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



i'm too cool for murder simulators





[this is a signup]

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


(We should probably discuss now whether or not we're going to be a RP only server. You can guess which way I'm voting, gentlegoons.) <-- ooc

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



Chic Trombone posted:

hi diqnol!! i will play in your game

:wave:

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



Somberbrero posted:

(We should probably discuss now whether or not we're going to be a RP only server. You can guess which way I'm voting, gentlegoons.) <-- ooc

*peers over precision goggles* Only a filthy casual would buy an AUG. Go back to Call of Doody, clown.

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3




Signing up because I want to support big games (even though I put my own on hold because I am assuming there's not enough people around to play big games).

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



Apologies if I stepped ahead of you in line. If only...if only there was a queue for this...a big game queue...?

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



is this game delaying The League 2 :wth:

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



It appears LM wanted to run his game a couple of weeks ago but was scared off by Ecco. Ecco is a grinch, Little Mac.

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES


hey im down to play

csgo is poo poo tho lmfao

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

Pinterest Mom posted:

is this game delaying The League 2 :wth:

This is very important to know.

Also I will play if we don't start until after new years. I want to be a pyro.

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?


I will play if only we don't start until January 10th or later. :buddy:

(not really a sign up, but a maybe, possibly, could be replacement post)

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride



Lipstick Apathy

lo3

gl hf es

(this is a signup)

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

I am incapable of playing fps's. I can't run with keys and look with the mouse at the same time. I always end up staring at the ceiling. I guess what I'm trying to say is....make me serial killer thx.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



In!

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


in

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact

I will play.

I clicked that link thinking you really setup a private server. :(

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



merk posted:

I will play.

I clicked that link thinking you really setup a private server. :(

PM me if you want to be an admin and we will discuss associated fees.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



I also really hoped Diq had setup a private server. I'd probably pitch in a monthly amount for a real private server.

ON an unrelated note, make me the Boom AWP

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact

I am getting a lot better on CS: GO thanks to Diqnol's tips from the Discussion Thread. I now try to pay attention at all times where I have my crosshair and setup camp spots where I wait for enemies to move through. I haven't gotten perfect at the 'this is where you put the crosshair to get a headshot' stuff yet, but I'm working on it.

I also am getting better at using grenades!

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



Grenades are also very important but they aren't something to honestly focus on while you're learning. They can very easily get you killed or cause you to waste money so my advice is to only buy smokes for now and put them in places where enemies have to run through. If they have to run through smoke at, say, long A on dust2 and you're watching it, you have a huge advantage.

Never push through smoke unless you're flashing the poo poo out of it with a full team.

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact

How do you dethrone an AWP guy without flashes/HEs? Like on dust2, how do you take long A if they have an AWP and you don't unless you can get a flash in?

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



merk posted:

How do you dethrone an AWP guy without flashes/HEs? Like on dust2, how do you take long A if they have an AWP and you don't unless you can get a flash in?

Frankly, you don't, but it depends what you mean. AWP guy watching doors at long can be beaten by a good T spawn location; you get there first and thus have the advantage. You can also quick peek him to bait his shot and then push while his gun resets immediately after. If you mean an awp on A site, you have to outshoot him regardless. Always smoke the crossing between long A and A site if you're pushing that way, btw.

Flashing "right" to beat that awper involves you running out as a teammate throws the flash; that is to say, before the flash detonates. You also have to run out backwards. From there you abuse your mobility advantage and pray he misses or you hit.

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact

Interesting. I didn't realize that T strats might be kind of dependent on spawn location.

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



Well, that's kind of advanced because you have a single shot to beat him with. Ymmv

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



I played UT back then. I dunno what the gently caress you're talking about.

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



UT, Quake, and Tribes are all dead now, you blind fool!

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



That's why I play shootcop now, duh

(also that was meant to be a signup)

Winged Orpheus
May 21, 2010

Domine, Dirige Nos


Source supremacy crew checking in

(I would like to play in this game)

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

A dreadful undead cob of maize. Look, this one was probably a mistake. We're sorry.



Planting.

(I'm in.)

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



7355608

KhyrosFinalCut
Dec 16, 2004

Get it?


It's a shooting game right? Like this game?

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact

The best compliment you can receive in life is to be called a hacker in CS: GO.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

I've been called a hacker while playing SC2, which is impressive because I'm god awful at StarCraft.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



merk is playing csgo and i feel like playing csgo

anyone want to mafia match-make?

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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

I don't even have cs:go

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