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Duane Walker
Sep 10, 2010
My roommate is showering and locked the bathroom door.

GBS plz advise.

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El Duderino
Mar 28, 2003

If you're not into that whole brevity thing..
sink

El Duderino
Mar 28, 2003

If you're not into that whole brevity thing..
gatorade/powerade bottle. Oh and a hole in your floorboards.

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

bust down the door and piss all over him

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

El Duderino posted:

Oh and a hole in your floorboards.

did we ever learn what was down there besides piss

Duane Walker
Sep 10, 2010

Stoic Commie posted:

did we ever learn what was down there besides piss

I live on the top floor of our building so I'm guessing a very upset Ukrainian lady.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Piss in the sink you gently caress

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

locked door during shower means he's rubbing one out

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
piss in your mouth op, goddamn

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

i find myself using this option more often than is necessary

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Just squeeze your dick under the door and let it happen

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I, too, have a pissbutt

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Piss out the window, shouting out how many points you've got everytime you hit someone.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
piss in a cup then put the cup in the fridge

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

piss in own mouth.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

jackyl posted:

piss in your mouth op, goddamn

This. Jesus gave you a mouth for a reason you god drat heathen

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
ya got a yard?

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Stoic Commie posted:

did we ever learn what was down there besides piss
his dogs

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
realtalk one time i did the "empty tp roll with marker on it saying "LOL YOU'RE hosed NOW" and my roommate got SUPER mad


man I miss college sometimes

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
good, dogs love piss

Ryen Deckard
Jun 28, 2008

My blood is red, white, and blue.
outside on some plants like god intended.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
try being a loving adult and not living with a roommate

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



piss out the window, just pee through the screen itll go right through

you goons are really bad at this

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

can we get an update re: op's piss situation?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Yivgev posted:

can we get an update re: op's piss situation?

well it's been about 2 hours, so I'm assuming he pissed himself or is dead from piss poisoning

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
If he is still in the shower and you still need to piss, consider pissing on his bed, op

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

when i first glanced at this thread i thought you pissed out your butt

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I HAVE TWO PISSBUTT

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Sintax posted:

piss in a cup then put the cup in the fridge

this is smart

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

piss in a pitcher and fill it the rest of the way with sugar, water and ice

naem
May 29, 2011

a hole-y ghost posted:

piss in a pitcher and fill it the rest of the way with sugar, water and ice

opposite

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

dr.acula posted:

when i first glanced at this thread i thought you pissed out your butt

I suppose there's s small chance op is a girl

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
i have no urethra but I must piss

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Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
sitting at my "desk" stoned, drunk, good people. need to piss.























































ok i'm taking a piss now

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